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Offline Marmalade

Q. Why are your prices so high?
A. Cos I'm a money-grubbing bitch

Q. Will you do bareback?
A. Not for any amount of money! It must be a lot. And only if you email me the request with a promise of massive amounts of moolah and don't tell anyone else.

Q. Can I take a shower?
A. Yes, I am always freshly showered after the last day's work and expect clients to stand in the shower for 15 minutes of their appointment time so I can polish my nails.

Q. Do you enjoy your job?
A. No, but money gets me horny.

Q. Do you offer discounts?
A. Of course I do. How else would I get money in quiet periods? If I have permanent discounts, it's just cos I like my job so much (see last question).

Q. Do you have regular check-ups?
A. Yes of course. My boyfriend checks me when he's checking the size of his green knob.

Q. How do I make a booking?
A. By using the booking system, dummy. I will give priority to clients viewing my private gallery that can tell me what I'm wearing in the 'tracksuit+hood' picture.

Q. Do you have parking available?
A. Yes of course. Please park over by the burnt out skip so that my boyfriend can see you. This is for your safety as I can tell him not to hurt you and he may want your car.

Q. Do you do extras?
A. I'll take my top off for am extra £50.


Have you had a bad experience recently?

Very funny Q&A though.


SOD

Offline Marmalade

Have you had a bad experience recently?

Very funny Q&A though.


SOD

Nah - I was just bored . . .

Just this morning had a rather nice punt actually - a very nicely spoken bright young wee blonde bombshell - £80 half hr outcall.

come on, please share the details...


SOD

Offline Marmalade

Jamie Sxxxy, nearly 19, intelligent, quite slim, a large C cup, very polite and well-mannered, honest decent WG. No clockwatching and enjoyable chat afterwards rather than just prossietalk. Lashings of golden blonde hair, very pretty face, very kissable lips. She was having a red flag day but was decent enough to point this out in advance and I assured her I didn't mind (if she'd sprung it on me at the last minute I would have of course though).
« Last Edit: September 12, 2011, 02:31:46 PM by Marmalade »


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