Author Topic: Lauren - Edging handjob session - serenity massage -- Hampton  (Read 12757 times)

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Saw Lauren of serenity massage today in Hampton for 45 min edging handjob session.

Was 110 for 45 minutes. She's an attractive English woman in her 30s I am guessing, reminds me of Sophie Ellis bextor which she told me she got a lot when she was younger.

She's a very naughty girl and highly sexual. She warmed the oil up and did edging handjob session for the whole time, with lots of sensual you touches.

She said she found me hot and we kissed and cuddled a lot. In the end when I was nutting from the handjob she brought her mouth and tongue really close and some of the cum went on her tongue and mouth which was hot.

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Offline SJP7

Was she fully clothed? Was any touching allowed? Did you confirm the price/service before booking?

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Was she fully clothed? Was any touching allowed? Did you confirm the price/service before booking?

I asked her to wear just bra and leggings. Touching was all good. Price was 50 for 45 min session but the 60 extra I only found about after the session ended.

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Her picture is definitely attractive on the profile.

Offline SJP7

So did you request this and discuss extras by contact before arrival, rather than WSWS?

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... She's an attractive English woman in her 30s I am guessing, reminds me of Sophie Ellis bextor which she told me she got a lot when she was younger ...

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So did you request this and discuss extras by contact before arrival, rather than WSWS?

Yh I discussed what I was looking for before arrival.

She liked me and called me hot, she said we could have sex for 250 in future for 90 mins. She said she doesn't have sex with everyone, so is very much YMMV.

I will see, I found her very naughty, my type of girl.

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Really good looking and seems great VFM, frankly I'm surprised as the website seems so straight with little hint of the service. In that normal or just my ignorance?

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Really good looking and seems great VFM, frankly I'm surprised as the website seems so straight with little hint of the service. In that normal or just my ignorance?

She doesn't advertise sensual stuff on the site. I think lots of masseuses nowadays offer extras.

Good example are agencies like deluxe massage, etc.

Offline Haderach

She doesn't advertise sensual stuff on the site. I think lots of masseuses nowadays offer extras.

Good example are agencies like deluxe massage, etc.

To be honest, I think that is great value, thanks

Offline W5ranger

About what time was this meet? This shop looks legit? Was she the only person there?

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This meet was in afternoon, not too late. She doesn't work late in evenings.

Offline Lance81

I know, I know, I should write a review. I will. But in the mean time.

Lauren is a very game girl, who I saw for some time. Everything is on the cards and shes very good.

However, in the end two things put me off. There are no shower facilities at the shop. She uses hot towels between clients, not great after cob and oral, nevermind full service.

About a year ago she text me to say if you aren't careful you'll get banned from UKP

Lovely girl, buy major hygiene issues.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2024, 10:42:05 am by daviemac »

Offline Dlevine

Thanks and I will keep well away

Offline Haderach

Just gets more bizarre, so many conflicting points raised.

Offline Stevelondon

I remember getting told this was a legit place when I made contact.
Was a while back.

Offline personofinterest

Lauren was legit (well at least for me) pre covid. Does Lauren still only have the massage room at the back of the salon or does she occupy the whole shop now?


Thanks.

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I know, I know, I should write a review. I will. But in the mean time.

Lauren is a very game girl, who I saw for some time. Everything is on the cards and shes very good.

However, in the end two things put me off. There are no shower facilities at the shop. She uses hot towels between clients, not great after cob and oral, nevermind full service.

About a year ago FFS,

Lovely girl, buy major hygiene issues.

You can only review if within the last 6 months.
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Saw her again today, this time owo, cuddling and fleshlight play, handjob, etc.

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Saw her again today, this time owo, cuddling and fleshlight play, handjob, etc.

What was the price?

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What was the price?

same price as last time £110 total for 45 min

Offline webpunter

@gurds, quality reporting
In striking distance
Edging from the get go appeals, not much
Will report back if successful in lining up a session

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I strongly suggest people proceed cautiously with this one. I wouldn't expect anything beyond a therapeutic massage. It's possible she only does it with those she particularly likes.

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I strongly suggest people proceed cautiously with this one. I wouldn't expect anything beyond a therapeutic massage. It's possible she only does it with those she particularly likes.

Yeah that's the vibe i'm getting too. Plenty of 'massueses' choose to work like this, otherwise they'd just simply advertise as fully blown SW's and service everyone that comes through their doors. 

I will check it out myself soon enough and will review.

Offline Buenos2006

Good find. Rarely go to West London but might find myself venturing that way soon as this looks like my sort of thing!

Offline Haderach

Yeah that's the vibe i'm getting too. Plenty of 'massueses' choose to work like this, otherwise they'd just simply advertise as fully blown SW's and service everyone that comes through their doors. 

I will check it out myself soon enough and will review.

Good shout, I'm not experienced with this type of punt but something felt off, I'm guessing a fat,old, ugly cunt like me isn't getting this sort of service anytime soon lol.

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I will see, I found her very naughty, my type of girl.

Sounds exactly my type of girl too, English, 30s, attractive with a hint of Sophie Elis Bextor and naughty.

Really good looking and seems great VFM, frankly I'm surprised as the website seems so straight with little hint of the service. In that normal or just my ignorance?

Is it my or does this make it even more exciting because it does have that air of legitimacy about it.  Personally I would find the uncertainty of whether or not it will happen a total turn on if it did happen.


However, in the end two things put me off. There are no shower facilities at the shop. She uses hot towels between clients, not great after cob and oral, nevermind full service.

About a year ago she text me to say she "caught a dose", so I should do a test. Fortunately I was fine. But it was the last straw.


Ah, I thought it sounded too good to be true, but still tempted to try my luck for the edging handjob.  I suspect she will be inundated now as attractive 30 year old enthusiastic English girls for a decent price are not exactly common.
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Offline Stevelondon

Quote: “Is it my or does this make it even more exciting because it does have that air of legitimacy about it.  Personally I would find the uncertainty of whether or not it will happen a total turn on if it did happen. Endquote:

Therein lies the paradox. “IF IT DID HAPPEN”

And if it doesn’t 😂

Offline nobu24

I expect given the comments here, she will be leaving the country soon.

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I expect given the comments here, she will be leaving the country soon.

Or more likely to be doubling the price

Offline Lance81

If you ask plainly and have the cash, you will get the hand job for sure. Anything else YMMV

Offline yon yonson

Even though this one would be a hell of a trek, must admit, very tempted - she looks very fit. Definitely has posh bird vibes about her, very west London type of girl. (Comment removed, read the rules) Given that, might be a case of getting a massage for a hour / 90 minutes with slow edging throughout - would have been great to include OWO but that might be risky. Website does look super legit though as a regular massage place (with women reviews) but did notice on the FAQ a bit about being fully naked vs just down to boxers (never been to a legit place where you can be fully naked).

Might send a message on IG to see if she offers extras. She looks top notch though.
« Last Edit: April 08, 2024, 09:39:06 am by daviemac »

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It only takes one idiot to be completely socially clueless and start posting to her personal Facebook, Instagram, twitter etc asking, "I've HeArD yOu dO HaNd And BlOwJoBs hOw MuCh lOve?". And she'll go permanently legit for good.

I've seen it happen before with other less know providers where some guys just have no concept of discretion or modesty.

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It only takes one idiot to be completely socially clueless and start posting to her personal Facebook, Instagram, twitter etc asking, "I've HeArD yOu dO HaNd And BlOwJoBs hOw MuCh lOve?". And she'll go permanently legit for good.

I've seen it happen before with other less know providers where some guys just have no concept of discretion or modesty.

Have you heard of direct messages before?

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Have you heard of direct messages before?

You're asking/telling the wrong person. I have
.., but others apparently haven't, either that or they see no issue with posting these things publicly rather than direct messaging.

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I sense this is all going to end rather badly with the SP.

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Might send a message on IG to see if she offers extras. She looks top notch though.

You might want to take a few minutes to think this through Compadre, maybe do one of those risk review things in your head, see how it will likely play out.

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I know, I know, I should write a review. I will. But in the mean time.

Lauren is a very game girl, who I saw for some time. Everything is on the cards and shes very good.

However, in the end two things put me off. There are no shower facilities at the shop. She uses hot towels between clients, not great after cob and oral, nevermind full service.

About a year ago she text me to say if you aren't careful you'll get banned from UKP

Lovely girl, buy major hygiene issues.
Can you please make sure you read and understand ALL of the rules before posting again. there's a link at the bottom of every page.

Of course it doesn't help when a forum helper quotes what isn't allowed.   :dash:

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Have you heard of direct messages before?
You're asking/telling the wrong person. I have
.., but others apparently haven't, either that or they see no issue with posting these things publicly rather than direct messaging.
Perhaps you two should reread the rules.

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I think the posters are talking about direct messages to Lauren for requesting info, as opposed to posting on a public wall.

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I think the posters are talking about direct messages to Lauren for requesting info, as opposed to posting on a public wall.

The whole subject of messages is best avoided
Mostly direct messages to the masseuse, IG or otherwise, on the subject of xtras is best avoided
Clueless
Its like phoning up a massage gaff & asking this, a british one will think you are a bell end & a thai or chinese set up are unlikely to respond
If UKPers cant follow this thread & work out that the best option is to risk-it-for-a-swisskit see what happens in room WSWS, they are beyond help
& if said masseuse is choosy [as suggested above] the odds are stacked against them

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I think the posters are talking about direct messages to Lauren for requesting info, as opposed to posting on a public wall.
"they see no issue with posting these things publicly rather than direct messaging."

This is the thread that is being posted on.

Offline JKOL94

Saw her again today, this time owo, cuddling and fleshlight play, handjob, etc.

Out of interest, did you bring the fleshlight or does she just have one in stock...?

Offline webpunter

Out of interest, did you bring the fleshlight or does she just have one in stock...?

One in stock, what could possibly go wrong ?
Oooh whatever the lube is, it is very slippy  :scare:

It could be a plan to take a tenga if the mood strikes, unless you want to carry a bag [with the fleshlight in it]

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I'm pretty sure last year or the year before this SP wrote into UKP and asked for all her reviews to be deleted. It was quite the palaver. She had videos of her doing OWO n that backroom with a client on a site (can't remember which) as well.

Perhaps a mod can confirm?

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I'm pretty sure last year or the year before this SP wrote into UKP and asked for all her reviews to be deleted. It was quite the palaver. She had videos of her doing OWO n that backroom with a client on a site (can't remember which) as well.

Perhaps a mod can confirm?

Suggest reporting your own post.