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Author Topic: Who can guess the age of Carly G  (Read 3620 times)

Well chaps, here is one to get you all thinking. Whilst I appreciate that WG's drop a year or two in age on a dress size or two I think Carly G is extracting the 'proverbial urine'. Whilst she admits why she lists her age as 30 I wonder how old she - far older than the 32 years she alludes to. Any ideas ????  :diablo:


Funnily enough that was what I had in mind - such an arrogant sounding lady - thinks that's she is Gods gift. Her statement about BB 'as long as punters have a current certificate' is also a joke. Surely the certificate is only valid for the moment in time when the tests are taken. There is nothing to stop anyone catching something and shagging her BB within the 28 day deadline that her ladyship specifies   :crazy:

That's always struck me as hilarious, the whole blurb in her profile about being classy yet she'll do BB. God only knows what's been in there......

Offline Kyuss

I can only think the people who are slagging her off have never met her. Saw her back in July. I don't care how old she is, still looks horny as fuck. Also a really friendly.



Offline sushi

Is it me or do others here take one look at the length of a profile and think FFS lifes to short. She must have the longest Question and Answers section I've seen on Adultwork.

Offline Johny Stone

I would say she is around 38-40 judging by her neck and dark circles.
Nice body though.

Offline sushi

In her Q & A's she admits to being 35  ;) she says she lists herself as 30 to get more attention from punters in the searches.
She might think she looks 30 but its obvious shes not.

Offline sam55

I'm all for a comprehensive profile but fuck me, I would have lost the will to live let alone shag after reading that verbose load of cobblers.

65 FAQ's (yes I counted them) she doesn't say what her preferred sandwich filling is so I won't be seeing her.

Oh yes, age? Probably won't get much change out of 40 I wouldn't think.
« Last Edit: October 12, 2014, 06:44:49 PM by sam55 »

password02

I can only think the people who are slagging her off have never met her. Saw her back in July. I don't care how old she is, still looks horny as fuck. Also a really friendly.

thanks for sharing the fact that you saw her recently 3 months ago but why NO review?  UKP is all about sharing info on girls and to review if good or bad - You saw her in July but for what ever reason you have decided NOT to post a review.

Would be interested to know the reason?
 :hi:

I saw her maybe 10 years ago and she had said goodbye to 40 then I would guess. So I would say she may be in her mid-50s. But both horny and friendly.

Offline Jerboa

I'd say she's around mid 40's, she looks good for her age tbf, back in the 90's before the internet she used to advertise as a model on contact magazines.

Offline Kyuss

thanks for sharing the fact that you saw her recently 3 months ago but why NO review?  UKP is all about sharing info on girls and to review if good or bad - You saw her in July but for what ever reason you have decided NOT to post a review.

Would be interested to know the reason?
 :hi:

She has over a thousand feedbacks plus I don't know how many field reports. It's not like she need's rewiewing.

Offline Kyuss

She has over a thousand feedbacks plus I don't know how many field reports. It's not like she need's rewiewing.
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I mean't reviewing, sorry I have a lisp

password02

She has over a thousand feedbacks plus I don't know how many field reports. It's not like she need's reviewing.

UKP members do not take to much notice on what is on AW - 1 review on UKP is usually worth 1,000 AW reviews. That's why when a AW girl gets a Positive here they tend to get a lot busier and in recent cases have increased their prices to be cope with the excess demand - the opposite also works when a girl gets an Negative on UKP - They lose money as clients see the negative and may decide not to book.

This is the reason why some girls come on here and start trying to remove negative reviews as it hurts them in their pocket

Offline Clooney

I saw her in the flesh at Erotica about 15 years ago, and I'd have said she was late twenties to earth thirties then. This was pre-boob job and her tits actually looked pretty good. They were about a B-Cup, but very perky.

She Watson one of the stands in a state of near nudity and I don't mind telling you I was as hard as a rock looking at her. Her arse in particular was awesome!

So I'd say she's about 45ish, but I don't give a fuck. She's still seriously worth fucking and one day I hope to get around to it. She's not exactly convenient for me, being based in Ashford.

Offline Kyuss

UKP members do not take to much notice on what is on AW - 1 review on UKP is usually worth 1,000 AW reviews. That's why when a AW girl gets a Positive here they tend to get a lot busier and in recent cases have increased their prices to be cope with the excess demand - the opposite also works when a girl gets an Negative on UKP - They lose money as clients see the negative and may decide not to book.

This is the reason why some girls come on here and start trying to remove negative reviews as it hurts them in their pocket

Yeah i would always take a review on UKP over AW, but over a thousand! Also Carly is a favorite and gets a bad time on UKP, didn't want to come over to fluffy by writing a review defending her.

Late 40's Early 50's

I remember seeing her in porn videos I use to get out of Loot back in the Mid 90'S and she didnt look she was 20 back then

One of the strangest was her doing three or four blokes in what looked like a youth club boxing gym while various teenage boys watched on

Offline Captain Caveman

A friend of friend knows Carly and confirms she is well over her advertised AW age.

Her incredibly verbose blog is which she is always boasting about being pampered by jet-set clients is another turn-off.

I still would though.  ;)
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Offline James999

Her incredibly verbose blog is which she is always boasting about being pampered by jet-set clients is another turn-off.

If it were true she wouldn't have to boast about it, and of course she wouldn't bid as often as she does on reverse bookings  :vomit:

Offline sushi

Makes me laugh when I read its not all about the money she gets turned on having sex with strangers if thats true why is she so expensive?

Offline Kyuss

Makes me laugh when I read its not all about the money she gets turned on having sex with strangers if thats true why is she so expensive?

Because she's worth it.

Offline James999

Because she's worth it.

She doesn't think so she bids on Rev bookings at a fraction of her stated rate, don't tell us you paid her stated rate  :sarcastic:

Offline yorkshire123

Because she's worth it.

To you maybe, to me she looks like an overpriced old slapper who's best days are behind her  :P

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