Author Topic: Tina, Swiss Cottage  (Read 2745 times)

Offline raygun

Tina, Dragon & Pheonix, Swiss Cottage.. I was in need of having a mature oriental, called up this place having had full service a few times pre Lockdown ( Name change ). No such luck this time, but £45 for the hour, and £50 for fully stripped down body to body mutual massage with Ms Tina was just fine for this old man. They say you are as old as the woman you feel. Spent part of the time exploring each other, touching, embracing, and other (private stuff) did the pleasant experience job for me. Had a good as advertised full body massage too.

The other reviewer mentioned a talkative personality. He took offence at being called a strong man (Putin). I have never been susceptible to Anglo Saxon / Western European Russophobia, so his story was a positive for me.

It was too physically hot between us to consider our discussion beyond the normal silly chit chat.

Since I’m within commuting range to this lovely darling.. will probably return when I require her services.

Phoned up and booked to arrive in fifteen minutes.
Mid day, end of the week
Parked car at O2 centre
2 hours Parking £7.00
free parking with £10 Sainsburys Receipt
10-15 minute walk, Passing several other favourite Asian Massage Parlours.

Door was open and walked in and met this lovely MILF, pretty and good shape. Early mid afternoon.

Notes from the meet made especially for this review, ( I am due a review after lurking a bit).

Tina guessing age +40
B cup
5’3””
Face 7
Hourglass figure
Long Hair
Not fat, looks great to me.
Talkative
£50 Body to body no penetration
£45 1/hr fee
Massage
A+  :cool:

Offline Stevelondon

Other private stuff 😂

Well it got me so intrigued I called and asked for pricing. Whoever I spoke too had no idea what I was on about,
“Sounds good…… how much would other private stuff cost” 😂

Offline Kojac


The other reviewer mentioned a talkative personality. He took offence at being called a strong man (Putin). I have never been susceptible to Anglo Saxon / Western European Russophobia, so his story was a positive for me. Tina gave the other reviewer the green light and he didn't realise, but instead thought she was comparing him to Putin.   :lol:

10-15 minute walk, Passing several other favourite Asian Massage Parlours.  Which asian massage parlour exactly?   :lol:

Door was open and walked in and met this lovely MILF, pretty and good shape. Early mid afternoon.



@raygun, any idea how many ladies work there and is FS likely to be on the table........ pardon the pun.  :D

Also, did Tina leave the room before "massaging you" and lock the entrance door upstairs. 

There is at least 3 rooms in the basement which I have counted so maybe there are more russian ladies ready to tell the punters "you are a strong man like Putin."   :music: to my ears.
« Last Edit: March 19, 2024, 06:21:10 pm by Kojac »

Offline raygun

Yes she did “leave the room before” but I didn’t see or hear other staff this visit. Full service not available this time… I did mention “next time Luv”.. during the chatting phase, but her ignoring that suggests to not keeping my hopes up in that there… :(. Regardless on balance, I would  confess a return visit to this oriental temporary wife therapy when Ms Raygun’s away for a few days visiting the grand kids, or in-laws… :cool:

Offline Kojac

I would  confess a return visit to this oriental temporary wife therapy when Ms Raygun’s away for a few days visiting the grand kids, or in-laws… :cool:

Is Tina Russian or Chinese?

Offline advent2016

Tina, Dragon & Pheonix, Swiss Cottage..
, and other (private stuff)
free parking with £10 Sainsburys Receipt


I apologise if everyone knows the contact details website / phone but I don't  - Please may I have them?
Did the "private stuff" include say BBBJ/CIM? and how much? Was there a complete menu?

What did you buy in Sainsbury's?

Offline raygun

Great questions class.

Q) Is Tina Russian or Chinese?

A) Didn’t check her social media, her email, etc… as I didn’t bring my “five eyes” cyber security tool kit, or DNA analysis kit, but from the statistical analysis Ai wetware app I use, she’s 98% Chinese, 2% ethnically Korean from Russia.

Q) contact details website / phone

A) Sorry my burner smart phone doesn’t allow URL COPY/ PASTE but it appears if you….

Search Google Maps for “Dragon & Pheonix Massage Swiss Cottage”

Q) Did the "private stuff" include say BBBJ/CIM?

A) My bad, I can’t recall … but her name stuck…

Q) Was there a complete menu?
A) A la carte, Buffet, and All you can eat.

Q) What did you buy in Sainsbury's?
A) Condoms, cream, strawberries, and chocolate for my next visit to Dine at the Y.  :cool:

Offline advent2016

Great questions class.

Q) contact details website / phone
A) Sorry my burner smart phone doesn’t allow URL COPY/ PASTE but it appears if you….
Search Google Maps for “Dragon & Pheonix Massage Swiss Cottage”

Q) Did the "private stuff" include say BBBJ/CIM?
A) My bad, I can’t recall … but her name stuck…

Q) Was there a complete menu?
A) A la carte, Buffet, and All you can eat.

Q) What did you buy in Sainsbury's?
A) Condoms, cream, strawberries, and chocolate for my next visit to Dine at the Y.  :cool:

So you can post quite length responses here, but you can't put in the urls? - This makes no sense unless you are using a Nokia 2210

You can remember her name but not if you could cum in her mouth - unbelievable!
I conclude from the answers above  that RO was on offer.

These are the screen grabs from Google maps - are they correct?

I'm beginning to think this may be a waste of my time.

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