External Link/Members Only1hr £50 + £30 HE (£80 total)
Preamble Bollocks
I returned after my last visit hoping to see Maya and sample her extras, however she wasn't working.
Comms
Comms were a bit hit and miss; I sent an SMS which disappeared into the ether, but had more luck with a phone call which was answered promptly.
Location
Discreet end of terrace. Entrance at rear. Lidl carpark opposite to leave your motor. Clean and tidy inside, decent shower over bath.
Winnie
Pleasant 30 something Thai girl next door. Dressed in sweatshirt and leggings, she was really understated and looked much less likely to give extras than her previously hotpanted colleague Maya. (See my last review). I asked upfront about extras this time, and Winnie was a little taken aback, saying, "Let's do the massage first, and we'll talk about extras later".
Massage
The massage was fairly light, but not at all sensuous. It really hit the spot though - afterwards I felt marvelous, and that night I slept like a baby. It was extremely relaxing, and for the first half, I zoned out completely- I was miles away!
Extras
On the flip, Winnie pointed at Lil Chaz, and said, "So you want him massaging too?" I nodded enthusiastically. "£30, hand only". The price was non-negotiable, and any extra extras were clearly not on the table. The HJ was pretty good though, with lots of oil and some great ball play with her spare hand. Winnie kept up a slow, unhurried steady pace throughout, which finally arrived at its inevitable conclusion. Not earth shattering, but still much better than I could manage by myself.
Conclusion
If you're after a proper Thai massage followed by a proficient happy ending, then fill your boots! Don't go expecting an amazingly erotic tantric FBSM, and you won't be disappointed.
