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Author Topic: Punting with permission from wife ?  (Read 5196 times)

Offline BJvirgin

how many others here are married, wife lost all interest in sex and tired of being asked to fuck/suck, so you're given permission to splash with a WG ?

I have a "don't ask, don't tell" arrangement. Not yet punted (here learning how to make the first one a positive experience)


Offline StevenS

Yep my wife is very relaxed about it, but in the spirit of give and take, the deal is that she would take me to the fucking cleaners, cut of my cock and ruin me generally if she ever found out.

Offline BJvirgin

Yep my wife is very relaxed about it, but in the spirit of give and take, the deal is that she would take me to the fucking cleaners, cut of my cock and ruin me generally if she ever found out.

I'm confused  :wacko: I presume "relaxed" is a relative term? ie NOT at all relaxed

I'm confused as to why my wife would prefer I go and fuck a prossie rather than let me fuck her for 5 mins. Better than being totally deprived of sex I suppose

Offline Tailpipe

Yep my wife is very relaxed about it, but in the spirit of give and take, the deal is that she would take me to the fucking cleaners, cut of my cock and ruin me generally if she ever found out.


Been there done that divorce cost half my life times work , cock remained intact  :drinks:

Best answer is don,t get married if you do don,t get divorced .

Offline Happylad

What baffles me is this - why on earth get married in the first place if you don`t want to fuck her brains out at every available opportunity.  Surely better (and more economical) to stay single and play the field.

Offline RedKettle

I would not trust "permission" for this - it would come back to bite the balls off later.  I had "permission" for a weekend away with the mates and never heard the end of it when I actually arranged it.

Offline Owwhatanight

What baffles me is this - why on earth get married in the first place if you don`t want to fuck her brains out at every available opportunity.  Surely better (and more economical) to stay single and play the field.

It's called love ...and women change once they have those comfy slippers on and got your wage pkt every month.
But you can play the field if you work away a lot

Offline iPad3

I would not trust "permission" for this - it would come back to bite the balls off later.  I had "permission" for a weekend away with the mates and never heard the end of it when I actually arranged it.

Couldn't agree more, if you do punt I'd do as most of us do and say nothing, IMO she'll change her tune completely if she finds out you have and take you to the cleaners by applying the classic female logic of "it's ok for me to do x but if you do it your being a cunt etc etc"

Offline Daffodil

There's a certain whiff of bullshit around the op. This does not sound plausible to me.

Even his username hints at him never even having had a blowjob (although I accept, if you're married, it may feel like that).

Offline SamLP

Unless you're both into the swinging scene, I wouldn't trust any permission the wife gives. It will come back to bite you.

Offline Tailpipe

I would not trust "permission" for this - it would come back to bite the balls off later.  I had "permission" for a weekend away with the mates and never heard the end of it when I actually arranged it.

So many married blokes would relate,to this post .


Offline raylondoner

Was this permission in writing and witnessed?  :unknown:

Offline BJvirgin

There's a certain whiff of bullshit around the op.

go fuck yourself  :diablo:

the username is correct. until I do my first punt that is

Offline BJvirgin

Was this permission in writing and witnessed?  :unknown:

she won't ever ask. I won't ever tell. I can punt without guilt or fear

Offline Dr Yes

I guess there are some advantages to being a widower   :hi:

Offline dilettante

Can't believe any wife would actively "assent" to this, though they might turn a blind eye - women are notoriously cagey about giving any proactive indication of anything and are far more likely to practise on you to make you make all the decisions so they can throw it back at you later if necessary - they won't be "held to account".

As for the OP, well I never had more than 30 secs of BJ until I saw WGs either, so good luck to him!


Offline vt

she won't ever ask. I won't ever tell. I can punt without guilt or fear

This does smell of BS, so you will be tested on this...

First up...Whose idea was this...hers or yours??
« Last Edit: October 11, 2014, 12:24:18 PM by vt »

Offline Daffodil

go fuck yourself  :diablo:

the username is correct. until I do my first punt that is

So you're married and yet have never had a blowjob?  :rolleyes:

If that is true (and it's a big if) then you're truly tragic  :hi:

Offline BJvirgin

If that is true (and it's a big if) then you're truly tragic  :hi:

true. it is tragic. but when you're young and fucking often you enjoy what you get, rather than focus on what you don't get. now that there's no longer any fucking, you wake up to the fact that you made a big mistake. but ... divorce is expensive, more expensive than punting

Offline CatBBW

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So you're married and yet have never had a blowjob?  :rolleyes:

If that is true (and it's a big if) then you're truly tragic  :hi:

I've known a few women who wouldn't put their mouth near a cock. (And likewise, known a few men who wouldn't ever want to do RO.) One of my best friends when I was younger used to heave at the thought of sucking cock, she was soooo easy to wind up, I would just start talking about it and she would be practically throwing up :lol: Sadly it looks like the OP managed to marry one of these ladies, and after the "I do" she still didn't change her mind.

As to the OP - yes, some women are happy for their husbands to go pay for it, it's not as complicated as an affair where feelings are (can be) involved, and one night stands can be emotionally messy, so paying for it means the husband can get to experience safe (hopefully!) sex and exploration while still being part of the family - emotionally, financially, physically etc etc. I wouldn't think most women would see it like this, however, you would need to have a pretty open-minded wife to begin with, and wives who don't want to give blow jobs tend not to be sexually liberated enough to cope with husband seeing prostitutes.

Hope your first punt goes successfully, BJVirgin :thumbsup:

Offline SirFrank

true. it is tragic. but when you're young and fucking often you enjoy what you get, rather than focus on what you don't get. now that there's no longer any fucking, you wake up to the fact that you made a big mistake. but ... divorce is expensive, more expensive than punting

If you've genuinely made a mistake you need to think about a long term solution. Divorce is expensive but staying in an unhappy marriage (which it seems is what you have? Maybe wide of the mark here?) will eventually destroy you both
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline GeeWiz

the username is correct. until I do my first punt that is

Why would you marry someone who never gave you a blowjob when you were courting?

Offline StevenS

I'm confused  :wacko: I presume "relaxed" is a relative term? ie NOT at all relaxed

I'm confused as to why my wife would prefer I go and fuck a prossie rather than let me fuck her for 5 mins. Better than being totally deprived of sex I suppose

I was being sacastic. Maybe understanding sarcasm has a direct correlation to having received head.


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