External Link/Members OnlySo I’m getting to the age where going for a punt is just so impractical with work and family that I really CBA. I barely ever punted anyway so I thought I’d give a massage a go after reading the fantastic reviews from you fine fellows.
Happened last week
So, text off to the number asking for a 6:30 hour long I got one back asking if I could do 6, which was fine, along with a list of massage times and prices.
Off into Lichfield, parked up in a pay & display at the back of Iceland and made my way there.
Little passage way to the right of the Oxfam shop, up the stairs and ring the bell to be let in.
I’m met by a lady (good start), about 5’3”ish size 14, I’m guessing mid 40’s.
Led into the room where there’s a massage table, sofa and a partition divider with what looks like a bed behind it.
We agree on an hour, it’s £45, I hand over £50 and she scurries off and comes back with a fiver.
She tells me to get stripped which I do do, and then I’m faced down on the massage table starkers, good job it was nice and warm in there!
So I’m Facedown and she returns and pops some spa type music on and asks if I want soft medium or hard and do I want oil? Yes or no?
I opt for medium with just a small amount of l oil, and way she goes. Massage was pretty good wouldn’t say the best but certainly good enough, lots of swipes while I’m face down , so we both know what’s coming!
On the turnover, she gives me a little kiss on the cheek and says ‘do you want me to take my clothes off?’ Yes, obviously, then points at mini me And says ‘ and play with him?’, that’s a yes again.
She then says ‘you pay extra?’ without mentioning any prices, but thanks to being on here and you fantastic chaps, and knew what the menu was.
Straightaway she starts LFK was running her fingers up and down my chest. Then she stripped down to match what I was wearing. B cups, very soft, skin and unusually firm buttocks!
As per a couple of previous reviewers, she gets on top and straddles me, but thankfully with her bits around about my bellybutton. She lowers her nipples into my mouth and it’s all feels rather splendid.
After a few minutes, she hops off oils up her hands and make a start. I take the opportunity to have a furtle downstairs on her, inserting a digit which she seemed okay with.
Only slight negative was her saying ‘yes baby’ on loop. That said technique was excellent and she had me popping before too long. After that, she grab some tissues and cleaned me up along with herself. She then popped her tunic back on and carried on with the front massage until time was up.
I took the opportunity to ask her name at this point to which she replied Lulu, and that she would be moving on at the end of this week.
I got myself dressed, pulled out 40 quid and offered it to which she said thank you baby and I was on my way.
Now I’ve popped my massage cherry I think this might be the way forward for me, so thank you for all the contributions that I’ve poured over to get this far.
