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Off-topic but thought I’d throw one in of the GF as she is Udderly great, think I’d struggle to find better out there!
Is she a prostitute and are you her pimp, if not what are you doing posting her pictures on here.  :unknown:

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Yes apologies, they are from my personal collection with no identifying clues but didn’t know that wasn’t allowed!

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Yes apologies, they are from my personal collection with no identifying clues but didn’t know that wasn’t allowed!
So she is a prostitute and you are her pimp?   :unknown:

You can post any pictures from her escort advert if you also post a link to it, you also need to declare that you are her pimp.

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There is zero tolerance for touting / advertising. If you're not just a customer, you must disclose any link that may be seen as biased. Sharing information must benefit other punters and not promote the business of others.

Offline Gentlesensual1000

Good thread but can anyone recommend anyone with very long nipples to suck?
Often big breasts don’t have long suckable nipples. I actually would much prefer long nipples over big breasts.

Offline diver ted

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AW Interview page states 44L; AW Profile page states 40M (unofficial) as she's struggling to find someone to accurately measure them in the UK.


Offline DastardlyDick

Good thread but can anyone recommend anyone with very long nipples to suck?
Often big breasts don’t have long suckable nipples. I actually would much prefer long nipples over big breasts.
There's this thread on that very topic:-
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=413689.0

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AW Interview page states 44L; AW Profile page states 40M (unofficial) as she's struggling to find someone to accurately measure them in the UK.

Very good call, Ted  :hi: Jewel is indeed on the OMGBB website, and at £120 for the half hour she knows her value .. mind you, the lads in the London area do have to pay crazy prices to see SPs. A bit cheaper here up north (though prices are deffo on the up!)

Offline Bonker

Oh god.
Yet anudder post about big tits!
Milking it for all it's worth.

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« Last Edit: October 17, 2024, 12:21:10 pm by big-al93 »

Offline dreamwrx

Oh god.
Yet anudder post about big tits!
Milking it for all it's worth.

 :hi: here's here all week ladies and gentlemen.


Offline mancsguy1975

:hi: here's here all week ladies and gentlemen.

Hats off to you dreamerz - certainly a chebbage connoisseur like my good self  :hi:

Offline DastardlyDick

Much obliged to tergil :hi: ...
A fantastic rack, but I'm not sure they're worth £250 ph.
The AW profile says she's also a Flight Attendant - wonder which Airline?



Offline luv2kiss54

Cheers, expeller :drinks: ...

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My god that is some of the worst photoshopping ive ever seen..is she having a laugh !

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My god that is some of the worst photoshopping ive ever seen..is she having a laugh !
Her AW gallery is rather more candid, showing a slight belly in at least one of them.

Offline luv2kiss54

Her AW gallery is rather more candid, showing a slight belly in at least one of them.

I wont be paying £4.80 to find out but she has had a few positive ratings on AW in recent days, all glowing but apparently only here for 2 more days so fill your boots gents !
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Offline DastardlyDick

I wont be paying £4.80 to find out but she has had a few positive ratings on AW in recent days, all glowing but apparently only here for 2 more days so fill your boots gents !
Me neither - I was referring to the free gallery.

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My god that is some of the worst photoshopping ive ever seen..is she having a laugh !

I saw her.  Not too far off the reality.  But a very rose tinted view.

Offline doyouforgetit

Much obliged to tergil :hi: ...

She used to escort in central London around 15 years ago + and I saw her. She's very pretty (she showed me some recent pics and I think she has kept her looks) but I think the breasts have had some help cosmetically.


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Yes Bendown! I was actually going to add KittyBonBon myself but you beat me to it.

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Your archetypal pocket-sized big-tit girl who stands only chest-height which means that her enormous chebs are conveniently already down towards cock-height :-)

Only recently discovered her, but not far from me in north-ish Nottingham.

4ft 11" and pretty with natural 38Js .. what's not to like?





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Sexy girl!

Offline Gentlesensual1000

It’s always the case- large boobs but disappointingly small boobs :-((
Anyone found both?


Offline The man

Clearly it's down to me to set a good example :-)

This is Katejanewieldon who hefts her 40Ks around Surrey and no doubt attracts plenty of attention in the supermarket. I'd certainly be shopping in the same aisle for a few mins, just to witness how much air they must displace as she wheels her trolley past.

Great reviews on AW (I haven't checked on here yet) ... she's got that special something lads (ie: giant tits).


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Definitely one for my hotlist! Enormous tits! I see a couple of mixed reviews but I'll still take a chance for tits that big :D


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Moving swiftly on from Tantraman's awful puns here's 42JJ Amy whose very large natural norks have their own postcode:


Amy's clearly been inspired by headlines in The Sun with the phrase 'bra bursting' making a welcome return since the demise of Page Three.

400+ Ratings on AW, and they can't all be fake. Looks like baptime par excellence to me.

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Venturing squarely into granny alert territory here's the prodigiously-equipped Jade 50FF of Tamworth, who will drop her giant tits onto your face when you're next hurtling up the M42.


It's like Aunty Jade's come round to see the nephews & nieces, and she's wearing that cleavage jumper without a bra again. Fucking outrageous and I defy any big tit lover not to get turned on when she walks through the door, at the sheer filth of it. A little flick when nobody's looking and uh-oh, Aunty Jade's nipples are getting hard and showing through.

Life-affirming stuff  :hi:

Jade's 62 and good luck to her .. with 500+ Ratings on AW she's had a very, very large amount of blokes sucking on her tits, and no doubt about thirty gallons of spunk coating them over the years. The effects of all that (and gravity) are starting to show, but if it were down to me she'd be at least at MBE level in the next New Year's Honours list. (Monstrous Breasts Experience .. (insert preferred acronym here)).

Honestly, if your fingers are twitching at the thought of just getting your hands on some fucking hugeness, then give Jade a try and tell us all about it. May even do so myself one day. She's the polar opposite of a Gymwear Girl, and I'm all about both polar opposites.

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« Last Edit: March 22, 2025, 02:14:18 pm by Kool Keef »

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Giving this thread a bump, Kurvy Kylie, natural double G cups

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Have you seen her KK?? What’s her service like? Been tempted by this one……

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Have you seen her KK?? What’s her service like? Been tempted by this one……

I haven't seen her but i'm tempted to, just to see what those tits are like in the flesh.  :wacko:
Will do a review if it happens.

Offline dreamwrx

Great bump Keef .. that photo of Kylie in the yellow dress is next level. Good prices too and at just off the M62 not too far away from my place. I'm messaging her on AW and will report back!

Offline mancsguy1975

Great bump Keef .. that photo of Kylie in the yellow dress is next level. Good prices too and at just off the M62 not too far away from my place. I'm messaging her on AW and will report back!

Agree - thats some serious chebbage right there

Offline dreamwrx

Have you seen her KK?? What’s her service like? Been tempted by this one……

I mean, talk about an unfair fucking advantage over the rest. She won the big tit lottery in life, and didn't have to do a damn thing about it. Just ... nature!

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Absolutely what this thread is all about mate! Top work  :hi:

Just to do this five star Absolute Udders girl justice ... here's Curves of Swindon, and will you just take a fucking look at these photos ... thank Christ I don't live near Swindon otherwise the kids would never get new bikes. I will be paying her a visit next time I'm down south and within range of the tractor beam that she emanates from these colossal udders.


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Just to do this five star Absolute Udders girl justice ... here's Curves of Swindon, and will you just take a fucking look at these photos ... thank Christ I don't live near Swindon otherwise the kids would never get new bikes. I will be paying her a visit next time I'm down south and within range of the tractor beam that she emanates from these colossal udders.


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She reminds me of Kitten Canoodle (there's still some videos of her online just add 34jj to her name), the first escort I met, chosen for her fantastic pair of 34jjs :D she was one of those wonderful escorts who enjoyed sex with a punter (I had a very memorable punt with her in a farmers field, one of my all time meets!). This profile gives me the same vibes!

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Great bump Keef .. that photo of Kylie in the yellow dress is next level. Good prices too and at just off the M62 not too far away from my place. I'm messaging her on AW and will report back!


And the good news is, Kylie still has the yellow dress: she just emailed me.  That's my mission now ...  :hi:

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And the good news is, Kylie still has the yellow dress: she just emailed me.  That's my mission now ...  :hi:

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Hope it's a good 'un  :thumbsup:

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I mean seriously ... just put yourself in that room, when she's wearing that dress, in those submissive poses ... you'd never want to leave :-)

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Offline APXcl

Came across this "Polish" lovely while browsing on Kommons going by "Aniela", haven't seen her anywhere else. Tried doing a reverse image search on Google but no results. Phone number search on here shows nothing either (447759713598).

Good contender for this thread though and maybe someone has seen her to share deets.

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APXcl if Aniela really is £60 h/hr, in that location, with a face and tits like that, then I'm Prince Harry. Surely falls into TGTBT category .. unless someone else knows different? Hats off to you and thanks for the suggestion though!  :hi:



Offline RandomGuy99

Do you know anything more about this one? Nothing here.
No, other than she has huge boobies and she fills a sweater quite well

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Offline Dark Vader

That's her best pic. Bet she don't look like that in real life.

Offline big-al93

Spotted this lass on tour in Glasgow, bit expensive for my tastes but apparently a published model and the biggest naturals on AW so I thought she fitted the bill for this thread.

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Offline Dark Vader

No, other than she has huge boobies and she fills a sweater quite well

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Thanks for the find RG. I can confirm she absolutely qualifies for this thread.  :drinks: Somewhat positive review to follow.