Sanae Thai Massage - Central Manchester

[mikeh]

External Link/Members Only

Date: Mid-Feb '24
Service: 1 hr massage + extras
Provided by: Ann (the boss)
Massage fee: £45
Extras: £80

Summary: cynical ripoff

Arrived without prior booking. No other clients there. Ann on the desk (see photo on website). Two other staff in one one of the massage rooms.

Shown to room, having paid £45 for a 1 hour massage. Ann comes in and asks up front if I want extras and starts the inevitable haggling, which I can't be bothered with really.

I agree to a fully naked B2B massage. Pay the extras (£80, I seem to recall, it wasn't less). Ann leaves to stash the cash and returns.

Here's my mixture of subjective and objective comments:

Factual:
- Fact: I was tying my shoelaces 45 mins after Ann had left the room to stash the 'extras' cash.
- Fact: B2B massage was with her panties on (not what was agreed - especially as she made a point of charging more for 'fully-naked' over 'panties on').
- Fact: no shower offered (don't know if one is available).

Subjective:
- Back massage was okay. She managed to 'crack' my back a few times. Wouldn't write home about it, but okay.
- The B2B bit was very lacklustre, and very short.
- After that she sat on the side of the bed and seemed determined to get me to climax as quickly as possible, which brings us to the next point...
- I was (very) surprised to discover that she has zero clue as to how to deliver a decent hand-job. Just a load of fast tugging. In a word: crap.

I was very surprised to discover the degree to which I'd been short-changed over the length of the session. That and the poor value for money of the extras leads to a solid 'negative' from me.

Would I return? No
   
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[standardpostage]

Warning appreciated.

[RandomGuy99]

What time of the day was it?

If it was the end of day maybe you were the last punter before home time?

[mikeh]

Time of day: mid-afternoon (so not an end-of-shift thing at all. Just cynical, poor service, in my view)

[Boates]

Very similar to my second visit there but unfortunately I couldn't review as it was too close to the original one.

All she is interested in is your money, the service has deteriorated rapidly and I definitely will not be returning.

[mikeh]

Very similar to my second visit there but unfortunately I couldn't review as it was too close to the original one.

All she is interested in is your money, the service has deteriorated rapidly and I definitely will not be returning.

In a way that's good to know, i.e. that your experience was as mine (and that it wasn't 'just me' and YMMV, blah, blah). That's what this site is about.