Hayley Hazard - Paddington - disappointing

[massagepuntingfan]

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Cost: £220 for hour.

Location: Ground floor airbnb near Gloucester Terrace/Paddington. Nice Flat. Clean, spacious bathroom. Double bed not the biggest if I'm honest for two tall people.

Girl: Exactly like her photos. What you see is what you get. I found her super friendly and chatty - too chatty, so much so that I'd estimate over 1/3 of session was taken up by us chatting at the beginning. I put it down to unintentional time wasting but still it had an effect.

Session: Oil play session. Sensual Massage. OWO, FK. HJ.

Positives:
Cool girl.
Friendly, open, chatty.
Tattoos wont be for everyone but I liked her look and her boobs felt great even thought they're fake. Nice big and soft.
Good massage, lightly sensual.
Good sloppy OWO.
Excellent HJ in combination with sensual kissing. She knows how to handle cock.

Neutral:
Flat was cold
Wasn't quite the naughty oil session I had in mind. Far more reserved and sensual - in my head was looking for more of a raunchy encounter. But she's not a mind reader and did her best.

Negative: We ran out of time because the first 20 plus minutes spent catching up . There came amount when I asked if I could return the favour with RO and was told we were nearly out of time.
No sex.
Price prob a tad high for the experience I had.

Summary: Nice lady, felt she's willing to please but I should have been clearer on what I wanted and cut out the chatting at the beginning which limited the session. I wouldn't go back.

[oinki]

Sounds like she knew what she was doing with the chatting. Sorry to hear about the poor punt. Well done on 50th review though!

[massagepuntingfan]

Sounds like she knew what she was doing with the chatting. Sorry to hear about the poor punt. Well done on 50th review though!

I'm not sure. I should have factored in she's a busy SP and we would likely run out of time.

[SantanaCarlos]

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I found her super friendly and chatty - too chatty, so much so that I'd estimate over 1/3 of session was taken up by us chatting at the beginning. I put it down to unintentional *INTENTIONAL time wasting but still it had an effect.
                                       
Neutral:
Flat was cold
Wasn't quite the naughty oil session I had in mind. Far more reserved and sensual - in my head was looking for more of a raunchy encounter. But she's not a mind reader and did her best.

Negative: We ran out of time because the first 20 plus minutes spent catching up . There came amount when I asked if I could return the favour with RO and was told we were nearly out of time.
No sex.
Price prob a tad high for the experience I had.

She's a hardened whore. A tier 1 trollop, feigning interest is her bread & butter - she knew exactly what she was doing chatting you up there geez to knock time off the clock = less work. 

I'm not ashamed to admit I have found myself at the back of her khyber a few times now. Get in, drop your towel, finger explain exactly how & where you want her & hump through your hour.

Make no mistake about it' she's no GFE, nor a whore with patience &/or consideration for mongers. So Always engage in her rabbit after she's guzzled your batter. 

Approach her next time as if you're fucking a street whore, on a late one down Ilford high road & you'll be well-chuffed as you watch her bald head glisten whilst she's walking you out.

Better luck on the next outing OP 

[daviemac]

She's a hardened whore. A tier 1 trollop, feigning interest is her bread & butter - she knew exactly what she was doing chatting you up there geez to knock time off the clock = less work. 

I'm not ashamed to admit I have found myself at the back of her khyber a few times now. Get in, drop your towel, finger explain exactly how & where you want her & hump through your hour.

Make no mistake about it' she's no GFE, nor a whore with patience &/or consideration for mongers. So Always engage in her rabbit after she's guzzled your batter. 

Approach her next time as if you're fucking a street whore, on a late one down Ilford high road & you'll be well-chuffed as you watch her bald head glisten whilst she's walking you out.

Better luck on the next outing OP 

Have to admit I find your comments a bit strange considering the highlighted part and your positive review of her posted 2 years ago. Why go back if you have such distain for this SP? or do you have such a misogynistic opinion of all the women you pay for sex?   

[Dazzle1981]

Very similar to my experience with her last year

[massagepuntingfan]

Very similar to my experience with her last year

Just read your review - yes very similar.

[Stevelondon]

She's a hardened whore. A tier 1 trollop, feigning interest is her bread & butter - she knew exactly what she was doing chatting you up there geez to knock time off the clock = less work. 

I'm not ashamed to admit I have found myself at the back of her khyber a few times now. Get in, drop your towel, finger explain exactly how & where you want her & hump through your hour.

Make no mistake about it' she's no GFE, nor a whore with patience &/or consideration for mongers. So Always engage in her rabbit after she's guzzled your batter. 

Approach her next time as if you're fucking a street whore, on a late one down Ilford high road & you'll be well-chuffed as you watch her bald head glisten whilst she's walking you out.

Better luck on the next outing OP 

I think perhaps a little chill.
Maybe some ‘Samba Pa Ti’ 😂

[last_days_of_logan]

Have to admit I find your comments a bit strange considering the highlighted part and your positive review of her posted 2 years ago. Why go back if you have such distain for this SP? or do you have such a misogynistic opinion of all the women you pay for sex?   

I know you are going to say, in a polite way of course, "Mind your own"...but I didn't get the idea that what santana said was offensive or aggressive

Basically the woman is a pro, and as a pro she may try stuff that a less aware punter might miss. That doesn't mean that she isn't a good time in bed once you know how to navigate her. And then you could probably build up rapport if you see her more than once

Just my 2 kobo

[SantanaCarlos]

Have to admit I find your comments a bit strange considering the highlighted part and your positive review of her posted 2 years ago. Why go back if you have such distain for this SP? or do you have such a misogynistic opinion of all the women you pay for sex?   

Better to be had elsewhere, surely at 200 a boink - however,  This strumpet lets you fuck & sucks at your command, so I guess it's plausible?

I previously said that there is better to be had at the price point. Hence my comment regarding not being ashamed to admit I returned against my previous shaky stance.

From my experiences with her, I suggested OP approach her more directly for favorable returns. Nada mas. I don't believe my comment was misogynistic or morose. Certainly not one of disdain.

Is that not what we are all here for to advise when/where possible so we can potentially avoid neutral/negative experiences like the OP just had

I love women. I love sex workers, they bring me happiness. I love paying for sex. I wouldn't be on this forum contributing if I didn't 

[daviemac]

I previously said that there is better to be had at the price point. Hence my comment regarding not being ashamed to admit I returned against my previous shaky stance.

From my experiences with her, I suggested OP approach her more directly for favorable returns. Nada mas. I don't believe my comment was misogynistic or morose. Certainly not one of disdain.

Is that not what we are all here for to advise when/where possible so we can potentially avoid neutral/negative experiences like the OP just had

I love women. I love sex workers, they bring me happiness. I love paying for sex. I wouldn't be on this forum contributing if I didn't 

I'm not going to argue with you or last_days_of_logan, I've made the point of how your post reads to me. Just as you can say "Approach her next time as if you're fucking a street whore" I can give my opinion on how it comes across.

[Lou2019]

She's a hardened whore. A tier 1 trollop, feigning interest is her bread & butter - she knew exactly what she was doing chatting you up there geez to knock time off the clock = less work. 

I'm not ashamed to admit I have found myself at the back of her khyber a few times now. Get in, drop your towel, finger explain exactly how & where you want her & hump through your hour.

Make no mistake about it' she's no GFE, nor a whore with patience &/or consideration for mongers. So Always engage in her rabbit after she's guzzled your batter. 

Approach her next time as if you're fucking a street whore, on a late one down Ilford high road & you'll be well-chuffed as you watch her bald head glisten whilst she's walking you out.

Better luck on the next outing OP 

Why the need for such vile words/language?  interestingly it seems that HH doesn’t offer “batter guzzling” as you so eloquently put it.

[SantanaCarlos]

I'm not going to argue with you or last_days_of_logan, I've made the point of how your post reads to me. Just as you can say "Approach her next time as if you're fucking a street whore" I can give my opinion on how it comes across.

Affirmative Jefe. My words mean no harm.

Why the need for such vile words/language?  interestingly it seems that HH doesn’t offer “batter guzzling” as you so eloquently put it.

I apologize for my locution. & how my words make you feel Miss. But If you’re fortunate enough to engage in a convo with her or buy a few flicks on her Onlyfans as I have or follow her on the socials. You’ll see she doesn't give a monkeys about being called a whore in reference to her sex work. As she’s an SP (in her words) who does it because she loves it.

batter guzzling = Enthusiastic CIM. If we’ve learned anything from this forum or paid sex relations. Is that YMMV when it comes to a given service despite what is listed on the ticket.  I'm sure if you look at her previous reviews there is at least 1 or 2 punters she’s also given/enjoyed CIM with.

I say again, when she's about my manor,  I happily pay this lady for agreeable sex.  I can't be vile or morose toward someone who gives me joy, that's absurd. 

I wish yous well.