£160 + £20 for OWO (not stated on page), for one hour.
To get it out of the way, fuck me, this was a dreadful meet. Nothing in the way of a bait and switch or anything like that*, it was just an absolute waste of money.
Location: E14, well known hotel (red flag number one).
Looks: Accurate to her images and all the other material you can (easily) find online - she is a good looking girl. She’s pretty tall, maybe 5’9, and thick with a good set of hips on her, rather heavily made up as can be the trend nowadays.
Comms: A step below basic, a step above diabolical. Was very hastily put together over text (red flag number two). Asked about services and was given a very cut down version of those on her AW likes (red flag number three). Faffed around with floor and room number (red flag number four).
Get in the room and yes, she is good looking, which was kind of surprising. Wasn’t really dressed for the occasion, casual clothes over a set of underwear. Sat and counted while I took my jacket off giving me some basic conversation, the sort you’d have the chap sitting next to you while you wait for a pint at the bar.
Says DFK, it’s basic lip kissing with vape breath (so maybe it worked out that there was no DFK, I guess). Breaks off and immediately strips off, err… okay. Move to perfunctory OWO, it’s barely enjoyable and you can tell there’s a distinct lack of effort and interest, with a couple of attempts to grab a condom early which I had to interrupt.
Eventually move to missionary and it’s cool, relatively fun and she seems responsive etc but before too long the dam bursts, and she immediately disengages, points me to the wet wipes and reaches for the iPhone and vape. Flat out ignores me while I chuckle to myself and get dressed, leaving a little over half an hour into an hour-long meeting.
This was basically a P&D wrapped up in GFE wrapping paper. If you’re offering a P&D, then offer that and it’d be fine, but it’s pretty shitty to do all the GFE song and dance and then offer a service that is nothing like that. Maybe she didn’t find me attractive and so couldn’t be arsed or was just looking forward to a kebab etc, but that’s not really the name of the game, is it (*in hindsight, I guess it was a bait and switch in a way).
Anyway, that’s me, signing off, regretting the absolute waste of money that was. Just shows that, despite the trove of good intel on here, reviews (positive, neutral or negative) will not dictate the way your individual meet will go.
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