Author Topic: How should I review this?  (Read 1597 times)

Offline aquilla

I recently visited a well known local Thai massage shop expecting a HE or B2B to finish off.
From previous reviews this is to be expected here.
However I was quickly offered "full service", and got OWO, RO and protected sex in various positions.

My questions are:
Should I name the premises and the WG?
Is that something that she might get the sack for?
Is there a protocol for this?

Offline Southernbloke

If you report to the moderator I’m sure they would advise you best

Offline rhinot

The massage section is only viewable by members.
However, the review is visible to anyone in the old version of  'Recent reviews' for period of time.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=reviews30days

Replies are not visible.
Post a quick review and then reply with details would avoid it being publicly visible.
Just my thoughts. Take advice from a Mod :)

I would certainly be interested. No FS for me yet but do like a massage with BJ, RO and DFK.

Offline scutty brown

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My personal view is, unless you know otherwise I would regard it as a personal exception / sign of affection (maybe) just for you, and not mention it in the review. There's little chance anyone else will get the same, so posting details simply raises false expectations and arguments - and could get her sacked. Or if she doesn't get sacked but finds out about the review she may turn the tap off for you. Either way you lose out.
Just review it as a normal massage + HE session

Offline lewisjones23

I'd probably not report that unless there are other reviews indicating FS is available

Sounds like for whatever reason there is trust between you and the SP, why break it?

Also be on guard for a future sob story, you could be in the early stages of being played

Offline webpunter

My personal view is, unless you know otherwise I would regard it as a personal exception / sign of affection (maybe) just for you, and not mention it in the review. There's little chance anyone else will get the same, so posting details simply raises false expectations and arguments - and could get her sacked. Or if she doesn't get sacked but finds out about the review she may turn the tap off for you. Either way you lose out.
Just review it as a normal massage + HE session

OP, these are very wise words which you would do well to follow

Maybe not 'just for you', perhaps a select few
The first thing about being in the FS club, is err not talking [i.e. writing on here] about the FS club
Same with the lesser variants of RO & OWO [OW doesnt apply as a waste of time]

& maybe not make this outing your next [half century no less  :thumbsup:] review

Offline webpunter

Also be on guard for a future sob story, you could be in the early stages of being played

Good call, probably unlikely tho worth keeping a lookout for
If the case playing along for a while can deliver some minge fringe benefits
The odd score here or there isnt a disaster
I wouldnt suggest milking it too much [tho i do like a proppa milking  :D]
No personal details shared obvs, dont visit too often (to extend the timeline) & line up replacement(s)

Offline aquilla

Just to clarify, I have not seen the SP before nor visited these premises.
There was not a chance that this was something just for me for whatever reason.

I'll read the replies over the next few days and decide what to do then, although it looks like the best option is to opt for discression.

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Just to clarify, I have not seen the SP before nor visited these premises.
There was not a chance that this was something just for me for whatever reason.

I'll read the replies over the next few days and decide what to do then, although it looks like the best option is to opt for discression.

And give it time before you do review - otherwise you're effectively outing her anyway

Offline Deepstroker

I think discretion is the key word here and identifying FS at what is effectively a health establishment might draw unwanted attention maybe from neighbours , the authorities or other punters . Just treat it as a bonus .


Offline Georgedaviesok

I asked the same question and was told if its not public knowledge, dont report it. I had a belting unexpected full sesh with a stunning chinese girl just before xmas in a place thats supposed to offer no more than a happy ending but she told me on translator it was our secret, i obeyed and was gutted she had left only the following week.

Offline RandomGuy99

You're a bit buggered now. If you review it and don't mention the details then we'll all know this was the one where yoh got FS.

Offline somethingrandom

Since you have now mentioned it, I would wait until you have a couple of massage reviews to post (and not mention FS)
I had the same experience recently and that's the approach I intend to take.


Mine was slightly different... I had managed to agree B2B despite other reviews saying it wasn't available (I think maybe I managed to negotiate the language barrier better) but despite an excellent time Inc RO which she obviously enjoyed, I was unable to cum, (it happens sometimes). I had already enquired about BJ, FK or FS (mentioned i had a condom) and been given a friendly but emphatic No.

We had both gotten dressed at the end, told her she was lovely and was joking that she had made me so horny that I was going to find someone to fuck straight after....

She seemed very disappointed that she hadn't managed to succeed in making me cum and without asking for any extra £ at all she pulled her leggings and knickers down, bent over the massage table and told me to be very quiet and fuck her.
On completion I was given a very passionate kiss and a wink and made my way out past the other customers who were having legitimate massage and beauty treatments with a rather large grin on my face.

Offline marc_hotsteppa

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You're a bit buggered now. If you review it and don't mention the details then we'll all know this was the one where yoh got FS.

That'll have been an extra too no doubt  :D
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Offline aquilla

I have decided not to review.

I can't state prices for what would be a "normal" service and the whole thing would be dishonest.

However I would say I paid a lot. £35 for the massage that I didn't get and £110 for what I did get.
She was an extremely fit girl but there was no "intimacy" of GFE - no kissing etc.
Not a lot of OWO although I did enjoy RO very much.
Sex was with what felt like a thick condom and the room was very dark so I couldn't even see much without my glasses on!

If I am going to pay that sort of money then and indie on AW would meet my needs much better.
Unfortunately the punting brain was in charge that day!

Offline Atlas1957

I agree with that choice, it sounds like you wouldn't be able to give an accurate review for a massage with just a hand relief or body to body service as you didn't get that.

Before you posted I was thinking that if your hypothetical service had been something like 30 minutes of massage then 20 minutes of body to body, and then an unexpected 10 minutes of passionate GFE/DFK/OWO/full service you had to keep secret for discretion purposes, it would be questionable as to whether you could give an accurate review of the massage and body to body without it being coloured by the final amazing 10 minutes.