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Author Topic: Pattaya: Random and slightly dumbish questions from an undecided solo traveller  (Read 2829 times)

This thread is a bit tongue in cheek, but it does have it's serious side as I'm weighing up my options and working through the in's and out's (pun intended) of a trip to the land of smiles.... and pussy! I'm hoping for a bit of fatherly guidance from those on UKP who've got the t-shirt, and lived to tell the tale.

1. Ideally I'd like a couple of weeks out there, someplace near-ish to the action/muff, but a just short stroll to the beach. The Queen Vic has been mentioned on here before and looking at their website they certainly look ''guest'' friendly with the added benefit of cod and chips being available for the after-punt munchies. Would this be a good base for a 1st timer?

2. Am I correct in thinking that Brits don't need a visa for Thialand, and that jabs for Hep A+B, typhoid need to be up to scratch - especially if your going to be fucking the locals?

3. Do Western male travellers get grilled by Thai immigration at Bangkok Airport?

4. How are male sex tourists viewed by Thai authorities, especially the Police?

5. Is punting in Thailand a criminal offence? I don't want to spend a couple of months languishing in the Bangkok Hilton.   :scare:

Many thanks in advance for any answers, tips and anecdotes.  :hi:

Offline Steve2

This place has been recommended . Close to all the action but very tranquil and girl friendly

http://chabahutresortpattaya.com/

Several forums on Pattaya

Pattaya addicts  is one good one

Offline Vivago

This thread is a bit tongue in cheek, but it does have it's serious side as I'm weighing up my options and working through the in's and out's (pun intended) of a trip to the land of smiles.... and pussy! I'm hoping for a bit of fatherly guidance from those on UKP who've got the t-shirt, and lived to tell the tale.

1. Ideally I'd like a couple of weeks out there, someplace near-ish to the action/muff, but a just short stroll to the beach. The Queen Vic has been mentioned on here before and looking at their website they certainly look ''guest'' friendly with the added benefit of cod and chips being available for the after-punt munchies. Would this be a good base for a 1st timer?

2. Am I correct in thinking that Brits don't need a visa for Thialand, and that jabs for Hep A+B, typhoid need to be up to scratch - especially if your going to be fucking the locals?

3. Do Western male travellers get grilled by Thai immigration at Bangkok Airport?

4. How are male sex tourists viewed by Thai authorities, especially the Police?

5. Is punting in Thailand a criminal offence? I don't want to spend a couple of months languishing in the Bangkok Hilton.   :scare:

Many thanks in advance for any answers, tips and anecdotes.  :hi:

Thailand has been a top destination for single males since the Vietnam war.  The sex trade here is unbelievably diverse and well organised and the Thai economy is largely dependent ((but less now than 20 years ago) on it and the enormous revenue that it brings in.  When you think that an entire city (Pattaya) was founded on the sex trade and continues to thrive with it as its main revenue earner, you will get some idea of its scale and importance although this aspect is naturally played down by the Thai government.

To answer your questions:

1.  The Queen Vic is on Soi 6, which is an interesting budget area with lots of guest houses, bars and downmarket GG's.  Sex is cheap and readily available but it is some distance from the main entertainment area on Walking Street.

2.   Nope..you get a months visa for free, on arrival.

3.   Your joking..they know exactly what you and 20-30% of guys on your flight are here for. :lol:

4.   Same as any other tourists..its the cheap backpackers that, if anyone, are looked down on.

5.   Yes but you will never be bothered unless you are a kiddy fiddler,  They are treated as scum here as anywhere else.  The Thais are a peculiarly moral people but being Buddhist, believe in the concept on 'Sanuk' which roughly translated means 'fill your boots and have a good time as long as you stay within the law and don't hurt anyone'.

Hope this helps.  Thailand is still one of the best places in the world for chilling out and having fun.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2014, 04:45:54 PM by Vivago »

Thanks for the link Steve  ;)

Chaba Hut looks great, maybe a bit upmarket and family orientated for my needs, plus I can't find anything about them not wanting a joiner fee! I'm basically after a hotel that doubles up as brothel. I'll keep searching through the link you sent me, plenty of stuff to digest. 

I do have some other questions regarding the pro$$ie scene in Pattaya.

6. How much does it cost for an overnighter or just an hour of good lovin?

7. What's the actual difference between short time and long time?

8. Do the pro$$ies supply their own overcoats or is it always best to bring your own?

 :hi:

Offline Steve2

Girl friendly = no joiner fee

Short term, long term basically the same if she wants to go with you. Only added cost is food and drink

Depending where you find the girl, about £30-£40 long term

Cheaper short term, maybe £10 on Beach rd
« Last Edit: October 07, 2014, 06:43:50 PM by Steve2 »

Offline Jimmyredcab

Regarding the "Queen Vic", I have not stayed there but it is an English style pub with rooms above the pub, it is not a "hotel" as such, I hear the rooms are OK but I don't like the location, right in the middle of Soi 6 which is full of brothel type bars.
It really depends on your budget, I prefer hotels in the £50 a night price range, that is 2500 baht, most hotels allow you to take girls back to the room but some will charge a fee.
My last hotel in Pattaya was "Sea me Spring" which is very near to beach road.

Offline Jimmyredcab



7. What's the actual difference between short time and long time?

It depends on the girl, you should always check how long she is prepared to stay, some people will tell you that short time is a couple of hours but some girls will start to get dressed once you have spunked.

Long time means overnight but I have had girls think the night ends at 6 am, that is why you must check how long she is going to stay.

Never, ever, pay upfront ----- that means Never.  :hi:

Offline Jimmyredcab



3. Do Western male travellers get grilled by Thai immigration at Bangkok Airport?

Absolutely not, they normally don't say a word to you ----- unlike when trying to enter the United States.    :scare:

Offline Tailpipe

Absolutely not, they normally don't say a word to you ----- unlike when trying to enter the United States.    :scare:

Jim do you go once a year or more , week or 2 , I have always wanted to go
I suspect I will one day. How much is an overnighter .

... you must check how long she is going to stay. Never, ever, pay upfront ----- that means Never.  :hi:

Thanks for all the replies everyone, much appreciated  :thumbsup:.

I'm fairly up to speed with punting etiquette in the UK, but doing it in foreign climes is totally different. If jimmy hadn't just mentioned never paying up front I'd of dropped a massive bollock before they'd even gotten wet. Learning the new ropes needs to happen before I hit the go-go bars, not after.

:hi:

Offline Jerboa

This thread is a bit tongue in cheek, but it does have it's serious side as I'm weighing up my options and working through the in's and out's (pun intended) of a trip to the land of smiles.... and pussy! I'm hoping for a bit of fatherly guidance from those on UKP who've got the t-shirt, and lived to tell the tale.

1. Ideally I'd like a couple of weeks out there, someplace near-ish to the action/muff, but a just short stroll to the beach. The Queen Vic has been mentioned on here before and looking at their website they certainly look ''guest'' friendly with the added benefit of cod and chips being available for the after-punt munchies. Would this be a good base for a 1st timer? Yes the Vic is a very good choice for a first trip, close to action, friendly staff, good rooms and safe.

2. Am I correct in thinking that Brits don't need a visa for Thailand, and that jabs for Hep A+B, typhoid need to be up to scratch - especially if your going to be fucking the locals?
You get free 30 day Visa exemption on arrival at Swampy.

3. Do Western male travellers get grilled by Thai immigration at Bangkok Airport? No this is not the USA, as long as you have money and cause no trouble they don't mind.

4. How are male sex tourists viewed by Thai authorities, especially the Police? They laugh, because us farangs get the Thai guys casts off, the dark isaan girls that Thai men avoid.

5. Is punting in Thailand a criminal offence? I don't want to spend a couple of months languishing in the Bangkok Hilton.   :scare:  Yes prostitution has been illegal in the kingdom since 1960, but a little technicality like that shouldn't put you off

Many thanks in advance for any answers, tips and anecdotes.  :hi:

Offline Tailpipe

This place has been recommended . Close to all the action but very tranquil and girl friendly

http://chabahutresortpattaya.com/

Several forums on Pattaya

Pattaya addicts  is one good one

Looks like a nice gaff .

Offline Jerboa

Regarding the "Queen Vic", I have not stayed there but it is an English style pub with rooms above the pub, it is not a "hotel" as such, I hear the rooms are OK but I don't like the location, right in the middle of Soi 6 which is full of brothel type bars.
It really depends on your budget, I prefer hotels in the £50 a night price range, that is 2500 baht, most hotels allow you to take girls back to the room but some will charge a fee.
My last hotel in Pattaya was "Sea me Spring" which is very near to beach road.

Well it's obviously up to you what you prefer to pay for a room, but personally 2,500 thb a night in Patts is pricey, there are so many decent clean and safe rooms to be had in town, in the 800-1300 region, I find it a waste of money to pay over the odds.

Well it's obviously up to you what you prefer to pay for a room, but personally 2,500 thb a night in Patts is pricey, there are so many decent clean and safe rooms to be had in town, in the 800-1300 region, I find it a waste of money to pay over the odds.

Cost is always a factor, and seeing as I can get 2 weeks in Pattaya for the same price as a few nights in somewhere like NYC is an added incentive to try it out. The QV seems reasonably priced (IMO) circa 1000 thb and looks a little on the seedy side, which might satisfy some of my inner demons.  :D 

Offline Jerboa

Cost is always a factor, and seeing as I can get 2 weeks in Pattaya for the same price as a few nights in somewhere like NYC is an added incentive to try it out. The QV seems reasonably priced (IMO) circa 1000 thb and looks a little on the seedy side, which might satisfy some of my inner demons.  :D

The QV isn't seedy, even though it's in the middle of soi 6, you can find cheaper rooms in town, but for location, and well run guest house you can't go far wrong.

One mistake newbies make on accommodation in Asia, Is they think they need to pay western prices, this is false, the same as you don't have to pay the Pattaya bargirls London overnight rates for a LT.  :P

Offline almc

I've been to Pattaya around 10-12 times, my advice to a newbie is this

1- Stay around Soi Buakhao, close to Metro and buzzing. I stay in Nukom Court soi Longkee, basic at around 600 baht but always felt safe and secure, soi 6 is a bit hard core mate.
2- If your a piss head find a bar you like and make some friends, you might need them and they'll look after a regular punter.
3-If (LOL) your looking for a lady for the night get one from a bar, don't pick up the indies, that takes experience.
4- Only carry the cash you need for the night with you, and don't get in fight with the Thais, you fight one you fight them all.
5-If you find a girl that you like keep her, many will disagree with me but I find they get even better once they trust you.
6-Don't even contemplate not going without travel insurance.
7-If you buy counterfeit stuff take all the tags off before you return.
8-Have a look at the Pattaya forums b4 you go, I like Pattaya Secrets
9-Theirs two types of ladyboys, sweet girls with a dick and the other, foul mouthed and dangerous, if you see a group cross the road and give them a wide birth.
10- The advice I give is for a newbie, Pattaya is a great place and quite safe if your switched on, start insulting the locals, wander about pissed and shagging an indie your asking for an experience you don't want.
11-And the most important Devils Den!Metro...

Offline Jimmyredcab

Jim do you go once a year or more , week or 2 , I have always wanted to go
I suspect I will one day. How much is an overnighter .

In 2004 I visited Thailand 4 times but this year just once, to be truthful the novelty has worn off, sick of ugly girls who can't speak English.    :thumbsdown:

If you go it has to be at least 2 weeks, you are looking at a 12 hour flight.

An overnighter can be anything from £20, the Divas from the Go-Go bars will want a lot more, some refuse to do overnights.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Well it's obviously up to you what you prefer to pay for a room, but personally 2,500 thb a night in Patts is pricey, there are so many decent clean and safe rooms to be had in town, in the 800-1300 region, I find it a waste of money to pay over the odds.

You are correct, it is possible to get a room for £15 a night but some people prefer a little bit more luxury, that is why the Burj Al Arab in Dubai have rooms at £1400 a night.    :hi:

10- The advice I give is for a newbie, Pattaya is a great place and quite safe if your switched on, start insulting the locals, wander about pissed and shagging an indie your asking for an experience you don't want.

What experience? What's the dangers of shagging freelancers?

Offline Vivago

11-And the most important Devils Den!Metro...

I always try to have a 2 hour 3sum with a couple of imps from Devils Den at some stage during my Pattaya trip.   Some find them a bit mechanical but I've always had great fun.  And the girls are well trained with most offering DFK, CIM and anal.  At 120 quid for 2 girls/2 hours it is quite expensive by Pats standards but compared to what you would expect to pays for a similar experience in UK, its a steal.

For those who don't know what Devils Den is, check out their website at http://devilsdenthailand.com/.

And for the ultimate in GG bar experiences, I recommend the Windmill Club.  Was in there last night.  You just won't believe what goes on in there.  Had one cute girl in a 'bowling ball' grip whilst the other hand was occupied with playing with the tits of another.  It was mad. :wackogirl:

Offline raylondoner

So what would say a week cost, including reasonable hotel, flights and playing most nights (sod the food/eating!)? Not really my scene but I'm curious that this is a box that I need to tick perhaps. 

I must say airport pick up sounds intruiging!

Offline Tailpipe

In 2004 I visited Thailand 4 times but this year just once, to be truthful the novelty has worn off, sick of ugly girls who can't speak English.    :thumbsdown:

If you go it has to be at least 2 weeks, you are looking at a 12 hour flight.

An overnighter can be anything from £20, the Divas from the Go-Go bars will want a lot more, some refuse to do overnights.

I watched the ytube that you linked on the other thread , it did look like Soho on speed plus it was a camera phone so getting a good view of the
hookers was not easy. There is still part of me that wishers to go back I have so much fun in Dubai and enjoy the class hotels but its cost mega money.

I can understand the attraction , but I do tend to like having my food delivered on plate to my hotel room those days.

But thanks for the info Jim .  If I went I would want to stay in a place like this http://hotels.etrip.net/Hotel/Marriotts_Phuket_Beach_Club_Resort.htm

However I suspect there no girls in this area .

 
« Last Edit: October 08, 2014, 01:08:42 PM by Tailpipe »

Some more random questions  :hi:

9. What's the reasoning behind calling them imps?

10. What are the service levels like in Patts? Is GFE the min standard for most, or is it like the UK where some will and some won't, depending on the pro$$ie or how much money has changed hands? Nobody wants to travel 1000's of miles to fuck pro$$ies who would feel at home posting on Saafe  :vomit:

Thanks for all the comments so far. ;)

If I went I would want to stay in a place like this http://hotels.etrip.net/Hotel/Marriotts_Phuket_Beach_Club_Resort.htm

However I suspect there no girls in this area .

But they do offer a Wake-Up Service, that could be Thai slang for an early morning HJ.  :D

Offline Jimmyredcab

There is still part of me that wishers to go back I have so much fun in Dubai and enjoy the class hotels but its cost mega money.


I am seriously thinking of visiting Dubai in early November when it cools down slightly, not just for punting but I would like to see the place for myself, girl friendly hotels seem to change on a regular basis, I was thinking of Metropolitan Deira.


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