===WARNING NOT A FBSM SERVICE====
External Link/Members OnlySo i fancied an indian or pakistani today and i've seen Viva Street mentioned alot on social media lately. As far as i can remember i've never used Viva Street for services. I needed a good massage and a much required release.
Went on Viva Street searched for 'Pakistani Massage' and up popped this ad. Now i know in the ad it says massage only but i thought it's Viva Street...isn't that known for just sexual services. What the heck lets try it!
Comms - Really good via text, gave location, price and types of massage.
Location - In the Jewellery Quarter, plenty of parking, free after 6. Buzzed into the property, ground floor was nicely presented with two sofas in a waiting area and i was asked to come upstairs to the first floor.
Owner/Receptionist - Greeted me in the reception, place looked fairly professional and fit for purpose. She was over weight, probably mid to late 20's, very heavily caked up make up on her face and a bit of clevage showing. Was hoping it wasn't her who does the massage. She gave me a form to fill out! Hopes were dying for something sensual and extra but had to go with it now. Half filled out the form with a fake name, and ticked some questions about my eating and drinking habits. Handed it back and shown to the room. Room was decent sized, massage bed to the side, very bright , drinks and snacks in the corner. She told me get undressed but leave boxers on..mentioned it twice! And told me to read some policies on the wall too. Policies said something about being asked to leave if you were inappropriate. She then said knock on door when ready and he lady will come in. So i thought ok another lady will do the massage, still may be a chance.
Massage therapist - Came in and asked what type of massage i wanted, whether i wanted oil hot or cold or no oil. At this point i had zero hopes as it was all too legit. I looked up to see what she looked like. Nice Pakistani girl, early 20's, slim, dark hair, one could say naturally beautiful, no make up etc.
Massage - She wore gloves!! FFS! i was wearing boxers but i was still covered by a towel, she started on legs, massage techinque wasn't too bad, she doesnt stop talking, the whole room was very bright, sounded like the receptionists friend/partner arrived too and you could hear him talking loudly in the other room. I just wanted out of there. She asked me if i'd been to other massage places and i said yeah Chinese and Thai. To which she responded she hates them places as they've given massages a bad name as everyone thinks extras are on offer. Someone recently asked her for sex at the end of the massage and she asked him politely to leave. The massage was very basic, just legs up to my thighs and shoulders. She even said "we massage head to toe, but not buttocks" - she came across as quite dim. I was out of there in 40 mins and i paid £80 for 1 hour.
So yeah, this review is just a warning to not be as stupid as me and think every provider on Viva Street offers something extra.
