Viagra may reduce Alzheimer's

[Blackpool Rock]

Some more good news for those of us who take the blue pill for our hobby 

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[monkmarvey]

Some more good news for those of us who take the blue pill for our hobby 

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Given me fucking tinnitus though

[notcalledchris]

This is a really interesting study.  There are two possible explations for the correlation between Viagra use and lower AD risk.  Firstly, that the drug itself reduces AD.  Yoh would need a proper trial to prove that including giving the drug to women and seeing if there is a reduction in their AD risk.  Alternatively, the colleration between Viagra use and low AD cpuld be that shagging reduces AD and shaggers take more Viagra.

Either way - crack on....

[mr.bluesky]

Some more good news for those of us who take the blue pill for our hobby 

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That is good news but there comes a time in a man's life when he starts to loose interest in punting and gets more into fishing, train spotting and taking his dog for a walk  So has no need for the little bluey

[simon07]

It’s about memories and total recall takes you to that happy place. Avoiding Alzheimer is a good thing

[scutty brown]

That is good news but there comes a time in a man's life when he starts to loose interest in punting and gets more into fishing, train spotting and taking his dog for a walk  So has no need for the little bluey

Fishing? I thought viagra helped keep your rod stiff?

[badsin]

Isn't Alzheimer's type 3 diabetes, couldn't diet and exercise reduce the risk?

[Steely Dan]

Expert on radio 4 admitted that it might be more sex that reduces it.  And those that take V have more sex.  At this point it is correlation not causation.

[mr.bluesky]

Fishing? I thought viagra helped keep your rod stiff?

  very good

[RandomGuy99]

Expert on radio 4 admitted that it might be more sex that reduces it.  And those that take V have more sex.  At this point it is correlation not causation.

Does that mean we can get bookings on the NHS?

SPs become NHS workers. SPs get nationalised.

Plus they might get free nurses uniforms.

[Strawberry]

Or simply the increased activity and interaction, a study a short while ago linked use of hearing aids to reduction in cognitive decline;

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[RandomGuy99]

Or simply the increased activity and interaction, a study a short while ago linked use of hearing aids to reduction in cognitive decline;

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We really need to submit a business case for this.

Free sex on the NHS for both males and females over the age of 60.

[Strawberry]

 

We really need to submit a business case for this.

Free sex on the NHS for both males and females over the age of 60.

Or encouragement to mix, socialise, get out look after yourself, swallow pride and wear hearing aids if required - they are quite smallish now.

[RandomGuy99]

Or encouragement to mix, socialise, get out look after yourself, swallow pride and wear hearing aids if required - they are quite smallish now.

Let's not mention that part in the business case.

"Business Case For NHS Provided Sex For Over 60s" - less Alzheimer's, supports the government drive to increase the state pension age (saves pensioners' money paid out on SPs in return for them working longer), creates employment for SPs, reduces STI treatment costs for  the NHS, helps pensioners maintain cognitive function, establishes sex establishments in all major towns, less police investigation time for people assaulting SPs. It's a winner!

Where is Rishi with his flip charts from his Party Political Broadcast last night. This could be a vote winner in the run up to the General Election.  The Conservatives propose to provide free sex for all.  You get 1 shag a month on the NHS through a contactless card scheme. We'll call it the Sex For Old People scheme.

[Blackpool Rock]

Or encouragement to mix, socialise, get out look after yourself, swallow pride and wear hearing aids if required - they are quite smallish now.

But surely all of these also qualify with the sex 
I'll take the sex as phase 1 of the trial and hopefully it will be extended as they require more data 

[PilotMan]

That is good news but there comes a time in a man's life when he starts to loose interest in punting and gets more into fishing, train spotting and taking his dog for a walk  So has no need for the little bluey

You speak for yourself 

[RandomGuy99]

But surely all of these also qualify with the sex 
I'll take the sex as phase 1 of the trial and hopefully it will be extended as they require more data 

We should probably give options in a booking

You have either:

Option 1 Sex

Option 2 A chat with an attractive member of the opposite sex (can be clothed or naked) and a cup of coffee, tea or soft drink. A scone or cake would be extra.

It may also result in a slightly higher death rate but at least they died with a smile on their face.

[akauya]

We should probably give options in a booking

You have either:

Option 1 Sex

Option 2 A chat with an attractive member of the opposite sex (can be clothed or naked) and a cup of coffee, tea or soft drink. A scone or cake would be extra.

It may also result in a slightly higher death rate but at least they died with a smile on their face.

Queue the complaints about having to pay extra for the scones 

[RandomGuy99]

Queue the complaints about having to pay extra for the scones 

We could have bring your own snack. Don't want the SPs having to eat 10 donuts a day.

[mr.bluesky]

You speak for yourself 

  except for the train spotting,  you've got to draw the line somewhere .

[Blackpool Rock]

Queue the complaints about having to pay extra for the scones 

And the B&S on the confectionary, her AW advertised a Manchester Tart but when I turned up I found out it was Lardy cake 

[willie loman]

Those of us who read medical stories in the press, have known for a while the numerous health benefits of viagra, weight loss, improved pissing, etc, the" i dont need it brigade ", have always made me laugh, the benefits of shagging for slowing brain decline have been known for a good few years.

[Thephoenix]

Or encouragement to mix, socialise, get out look after yourself, swallow pride and wear hearing aids if required - they are quite smallish now.

Pardon?

[Thephoenix]

That is good news but there comes a time in a man's life when he starts to loose interest in punting and gets more into fishing, train spotting and taking his dog for a walk  So has no need for the little bluey

I'm 83 and still waiting.

[Blackpool Rock]

Pardon?

Come again 

[Thephoenix]

It’s about memories and total recall takes you to that happy place. Avoiding Alzheimer is a good thing

It hasn't worked for me.
I keep forgetting to take it.

[Thephoenix]

Come again 

I'll have to wait a few days, but thanks for the offer...pardon??



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[RandomGuy99]

Or maybe we should introduce a Thursday morning geriatric wanking club where old blokes can get together to discuss former conquests and have a wank.  The venue needs to have thick carpet to handle the really dangly balls. We don't want anyone getting bruised balls when they take their pants off.

[mr.bluesky]

Or maybe we should introduce a Thursday morning geriatric wanking club where old blokes can get together to discuss former conquests and have a wank.  The venue needs to have thick carpet to handle the really dangly balls. We don't want anyone getting bruised balls when they take their pants off.

Hasn't this already been mentioned on another thread, group wanking 

[Razor Boy]

Queue the complaints about having to pay extra for the scones 

“Is esstra for scones or tea cakes babe!”

[RandomGuy99]

Hasn't this already been mentioned on another thread, group wanking 

Yes, but this would be groups of old men getting together for group wanking sessions. They should be less messy, fewer tissues required and more of a group chat helping people stay in touch without another.  Maybe they could wank the man to the right of them one week and the man to the left the next week?

[Thephoenix]

Yes, but this would be groups of old men getting together for group wanking sessions. They should be less messy, fewer tissues required and more of a group chat helping people stay in touch without another.  Maybe they could wank the man to the right of them one week and the man to the left the next week?

...and do the okee kokee?

Might as well just have a big daisy chain then no tissues required.

[scutty brown]

Yes, but this would be groups of old men getting together for group wanking sessions. They should be less messy, fewer tissues required and more of a group chat helping people stay in touch without another.  Maybe they could wank the man to the right of them one week and the man to the left the next week?

Less messy? I think not, as you get older there's an increased tendency to dribble.

[RandomGuy99]

Less messy? I think not, as you get older there's an increased tendency to dribble.

Ok, so stain resistant carpet or tiled floor and plastic sheets for the sofas.

[Doc Holliday]

Less messy? I think not, as you get older there's an increased tendency to dribble.

True, but I just wear a bib under my chin.

[puntingking]

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I would not take a notice at this. Some things increase risks to illness and diseases and some things decrease the risk. Its not enough to consume viagra for the prevention of alzheimers.
Some people smoke cigarettes but dont get lung cancer.   

the best prevention of Alzheimer and dementia is keeping your brain active.  If I was to be so paranoid in developing these conditions I would rather consume omega 3 supplements and have fish three times a week as that I think is a better prvention method.