External Link/Members OnlyComms - good, she answered quickly, gave clear directions and spoke good English, she texted her menu and I opted for ‘erotic massage, 30 mins, £80.
The meet - she answered the door in a dressing gown with matching underwear, reasonably attractive and lead me upstairs to room with massage table. Paperwork sorted and the directed to the shower.
The massage- this is where it went seriously downhill, it was the most unerotic ‘erotic’ massage I’ve ever encountered, with her concentrating on my shoulders and then calves, no CC swipes or reach unders and all very underwhelming. Her B2B consisted of her grinding her A cup tits into my back.
It was the first time I can remember turning over and not being hard.
She went straight for the HJ and I was still flaccid, pretty much unheard of for me, one nice touch was that she grabbed my hand and put it on her arse but apart from that it was fairly dire, she kept her eyes closed the whole time jerking me off and I eventually got over the line but only just.
The whole experience left me cold, definitely not worth it IMO
