Author Topic: Mya Massage- Croydon- Borderline Negative.  (Read 1243 times)

Offline anujok

Hello,

After reading a few reviews on here decided to see her yesterday.


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Texted her on WhatsApp and she replied saying she can’t confirm the booking as she is with family but will do later in the day.

She texts me the next morning about being available. I take the offer and confirm what I’m looking for.

Agreed for 1hour massage £50+ £30 anything extra. She didn’t say what ‘anything’ would be sk my hope were a bit high!

She sent me the postcode, texted her when I reached the post code and she shared the door number. It’s on busy road about 15 mins walk from South/ East / West Croydon station. Hardly any pedestrians so I didn’t feel awkward.

Mya opened the door wear black and black top/pant, typical Indian mid 30’s or even early 40’s woman. Definitely not in 20’s , I realised that at the end when she walked till the door to see me off. I was happy with what I saw so walked in.

Usual Victorian house full of mess no place to walk around. Saw some extra large mens formal shoes and could see a cradle in the upstairs room. And all doors for the rooms on the ground floor were closed. Looks like she is married and has kid or kids. She has 2 cats roaming around.

Maybe this also explains her not so often working pattern. Do it when husband and kids are not home type.

Led me to the room on the ground floor, small fit for purpose , candle lit room. Asked me to pay first and asked her the price quoted £50. Asked me to undress and left the room, my ‘hopes’ along with my boner fell.

Started with massage, nothing special nor sensual nor professional. Usual rub, didn’t check the presssure nor ask any specific part etc.

Turn over and didn’t go anywhere near Mr Willy. I did try and pounce it up and down to grab her attention as we had already discussed the extras. No response, she had a blank look on her face.   I couldn’t wait any longer so asked what extras were on the menu. She smiled and said nothing.

I did try to reason it out but she said she ain’t comfortable.  I though maybe she prefers ‘Mr Whites’ only!  I’m neither white nor black, but same colour as her so maybe she saw me as her ‘brother’

Anyway I just didn’t push further as there are 2/3 reviews saying it’s just legit Massage.

She finished rubbing at dot 60 mins, left the room. I dressed up , thanked her and got on my train.

This could easily have been a negative. But marking it Neutral only because of her chatty, positive vibe that I felt. Massage nothing special, extras agreed before meet but not offered. Overall not worth the trip all the way to Croydon.

Returns: Definitely NO

PS- Maybe the two gentlemen who got their Me Willy rubbed and tugged might want to confirm if they are Mr Whites!
If so, her profile might have to go on that no black/brown thread.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2024, 10:13:57 pm by anujok »

Offline Stevelondon

The more reviews and posts I read about this SP. The more bloody confused I get.
About the service etc.
Massage with extra or not massage with extra.

Jesus. If she was sending me a text after my enquiry with something like £50 massage + £30 anything extra.

Then during the massage she said something like she wasn’t comfortable. I’d be a tad pissed off. 😂

Offline txp1508

Can confirm I am white and managed to get extras. She did ask how I heard about her and things before I left so might have an idea that we are posting reviews 🤷‍♂️

Offline NickA

Sounds to me like she is doing extras only if she feels comfortable with a client. It's a classic YMMV situation.

Offline NickA

Can confirm I am white and managed to get extras. She did ask how I heard about her and things before I left so might have an idea that we are posting reviews 🤷‍♂️

I am also white

Offline anujok

Thanks Punters!

That clarifies everything!

Black or brown only legit. So proceed with caution🤣

And to add she did tell me ‘Please don’t advertise this’ after saying no to extras. So maybe I should’ve realised that she does extras only to preferred punters and not by default. 

« Last Edit: February 04, 2024, 08:50:30 am by anujok »

Offline NickA

Thanks Punters!

That clarifies everything!

Black or brown only legit. So proceed with caution🤣

And to add she did tell me ‘Please don’t advertise this’ after saying no to extras. So maybe I should’ve realised that she does extras only to preferred punters and not by default.

That sounds about right. Unlucky but her prerogative

Offline Stevelondon

Not so sure it clarifies everything.     I’ve still got my doubts.

Knowing my luck I’d book a massage. Leave frustrated and then be posting on here,
“Don’t book if your a Geordie” 😂

Offline Barneypunt

Weird assumption to make it about race. I’m black and got HR off her. I just nicely asked for it on the flip over. No issues

Offline Stevelondon

 Thats why I do not think the comment from anujok calrified anything.

I mean its entirely up to her of course how she conducts her business model  :D

I did send of a polite enquiry asking if a soft almost sensual massage would be accetable.
That was a few days ago with no reply  :D

This is one WSWS I will not be seeing...........or will I.  :lol:

Offline NickA

Weird assumption to make it about race. I’m black and got HR off her. I just nicely asked for it on the flip over. No issues

I’m white and I didn’t. 🤣 I think she does it with guys she likes the look of it don’t make her uncomfortable

Offline Stevelondon

I’m white and I didn’t. 🤣 I think she does it with guys she likes the look of it don’t make her uncomfortable

😂.       I bet it has more to with how many bookings she’s had than anything else 😂

If she’s had a few legit bookings and made enough. Then why get her hands dirty 😂


I’m joking, it’s a joke 😂

Offline stonebow1

Sounds to me like she is doing extras only if she feels comfortable with a client. It's a classic YMMV situation.

Yep, though i think with time she may become more flexible. At the end of the day an extra £30 is an extra £30.

But for now she isn't dishing handjobs out willy nilly unless the stars happen to align. 

Offline NickA

Received a HJ at the end of the massage. Not bad, but not great.

Offline anujok

Yuppyyyy!!

What was the charge pls?

Offline NickA

Yuppyyyy!!

What was the charge pls?

Same as everyone else has said.

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Can confirm I am white and managed to get extras. She did ask how I heard about her and things before I left so might have an idea that we are posting reviews 🤷‍♂️

What did you tell her?

Offline txp1508

What did you tell her?

I said I was looking for a massage in the area and she came up.