Ljubljana - Sigh

[basquebrumie]

Just back from Ljubljana and I will back up what others have said, shit punting spot. Research pre trip both on here and else ware ensured I had low expectations but even they were not met. No luck on Euro Escort even when I only focussed on messaging those with Slovenian numbers. My balls were thinking for me so decided to over pay for an "erotic" massage here - External Link/Members Only

Easy to find (not that you will want to), right in the old town. Buzzed in and met at reception by a lass fairly fit but no head turner, goes my name Svetlana. Paid my 120 euros (damn you little me!) for body to body and shown to room. Asked to shower and give her a shout when ready which I did. In she comes and turns on what can only be described as music that used to be on French pornos in the 1990's which at least might bring back fond memories for some of you.

What followed was comfortably the worst massage of my life. The kind of massage you give your Mrs after you have watched a couple of YouTube tutorials. Even worse, she would be working on one part of the body then randomly switch somewhere completely different. It was bored rubs basically. When she finally got to body to body, it was somehow even worse, she had very decent tits but her technique just made it feel like they were running east and west and I was just getting her chest.

I was miserable by this point and was asked to turn over, the final exclamation point to this waste of money was her for some unknown reason trying to yank my foreskin all the way down, some pay good money to have their cock treated that badly but it isn't for me and I told her so. Her awful technique meant I was not getting hard this side of 2025 and she looks at me and says "You have problem?", I was thinking "Yes love, my backs in more pain then it was when I walked in, my cock feels like it pissed off Mike Tyson and its cost me 120 euros", instead I told her to forget it and called a halt. Final insult to injury was waiting for her to shower before I did so.

Overal then, a strong recommend from me