External Link/Members OnlyAfter reading the recent review I ventured forth to checkout this slim, young Ukrainian myself. From what was reported and knowing Ukrainian women
in general, I wasn't expecting to get much more than what is advertised: Decided on the £90 30 min fully-naked B2B massage. The worst that could happen would be a standing naked HR by a sexy young girl: worth the risk at this price.
Climbed the numerous flights of stairs and entered the flat. Elena is tall, slim, has a natural body and looks ok facially. Happy with what I saw, lovely body. She did have a very polite but cold/distant attitude but we've all been there. Things tend to relax later on.
The massage room was very dark and cramped, equipped with a washing machine. Not ideal. I showered and went onto the table after trying to spark some conversation.
Unfortunately I quickly understood the dynamic would never improve once she started rubbing oil on my back in the most perfunctory fashion. She removed her clothes and began performing the B2B, without any soul. After a while she turned me around, began the HR which started already at a 100, completely mechanical. I need a glimpse of kink in my partner's eyes, a glimmer of sexiness, a slice of atmosphere and connection for the little fella to be excited. Just touching a pair of boobs, as naturally lovely as they were, doesn't do it for me if it is presented without heart.
But here I was, getting patted by a polite but cold, mechanical girl like if I came to do a post-op follow-up at the dentist. Asked her to lay on the table with me, she did but turned around. Pussy access was politely refused. One of those moments where you're thinking to yourself: "what am I doing here?".
Managed to cum after focusing real hard. Thanked her and left.
For that price it's ok, you can't win all the time. But damn, it's not all glitter out there.
Went home to watch the game to forget this dreadful scene.
That's a
negative for me.
Physique: 7/10
Enjoyment: 0/10
