Veronika Naked Yoga and massage, London Bridge

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Thought I would give this a go after reading some reviews as it sounded a bit different from the norm and I enjoy a bit of yoga. Booking very simple via text, £220 paid for 90 mins which was described as 45 mins yoga and 45 mins massage.

First off, Veronika is a good looking girl, around 30 I guess, with great naturals. Not convinced it’s the girl in the pictures, possibly from a few years ago if it is and she has put on a bit of weight but nothing to be off putting.

Arrived, it’s a decent flat but not the yoga studio as described, just a lounge with two cheap yoga mats in front of a mirror propped up against the wall. Undressed, as did V, and sat facing each other. Now if you do yoga, you will quickly realise she has no yoga training but has probably just googled some poses, so in terms of actual yoga it’s poor. However, she seems to really enjoy bending over, leaning back, opening her legs, and basically showing you every inch of her body, with the occasional cock grope in amongst. After 45 mins she rolls out a mattress and does a B2B massage, which is also not really a great massage and does very little, other than finish up with a pretty decent hand job. I’ll agree with a previous reviewer that she doesn’t seem to wear any perfume or deodorant and had a strange stale smell about her, which was off putting.

Gone neutral as although I enjoyed admiring her body, the yoga was pointless and the massage was underwhelming, so I definitely won’t be going back, but having said that I did walk out with a smile on my face having tried something a bit different.

To be fair, if it was proper yoga with a good massage it would be cracking service, but she falls short on both fronts.

[crunchy_guy]

Wow, she is still going 

I saw her in 2016 for a naked yoga session!  The price was £130 back then for what I believe was 90 minutes. It was a very weird experience, not sensual by any means.  She must have made a decent living doing this for so many years.

[Stevelondon]

Pictures have not changed in years. 😂

[bigden40]

Pictures have not changed in years. 😂

Yes. I saw her before I was a member here.  Same photos as then. They are her, just a decade old and pre-childbirth.

[webpunter]

After 45 mins she rolls out a mattress and does a B2B massage, which is also not really a great massage and does very little, other than finish up with a pretty decent hand job. I’ll agree with a previous reviewer that she doesn’t seem to wear any perfume or deodorant and had a strange stale smell about her, which was off putting.

Thanks for sharing
Stale smell
As mentioned on here shorter sessions minus the yoga bollox would appear to be available
The kind of massage burd that if i had a window of time available when in town i would have contemplated
Not no more, i do lurve a double negative
A bullet has just gone whistling by
UKP at its finest
220, ouch
Better luck next time

Edit:  the most annoying aspect would be that wasting time & money with this un you miss out on a decent massage burd
Try this mob
External Link/Members Only
Plenty of stuff on here
No need to worry their massage burds havent got a scooby what tantric means
Or yoga for that matter, which is a bit suspect 
Think futon b2b loads of johnsons R&T tastic
The pics are bollox but it would appear that most of em are pretty fit, certainly the two i've seen and reviewed
For the same 220 you would get 90 mins @ 180 + 40 for xtra 'access' 
Maybe start with an hour @ 120 & return if you like it [i did]