External Link/Members OnlyCost: £50 1hr massage + £60 B2B + RO
Comms: phoned 10am on the dot as they opened and arranged to be there within a few mins.
Location: heavily reviewed establishment on UkP. Easy to find in a small side street off Leicester Square itself. Greeted by a youngish receptionist who was likely another masseuse. When I left I think Nana was on duty. Downstairs room was small but very clean and a nice space with a shower room off the side. Low level lighting and warm which made for a relaxing atmosphere.
Girl: Monica (imho) is likely in her 40s. Another review placed her in her 20s but I’d have to disagree there. She’s nice looking. About 5ft4 slim build, natural Bs, good trim body and nice arse. She’s definitely on the quiet reserved side and has very good language skills. However, conversation is not easy flowing. She’s there to massage and not to chat.
Service: asked if I’d been before “Yes!” (Lie!). Playing field set. Asked what sort of massage “Soft and Sexy”. She had a giggle and proceeded to give me a soft massage but not really sexy at all to be frank. Very scarce on any swipes or RUs which is a massive disappointment and tbh I was getting bored by the time we got to the inevitable question of whether I wanted any extras. I chose B2B for her stated £60. She quickly stripped and started an okayish B2B from off the side of the bed. I told her to hop on the bed and went down on her. She got in to this and seemed to enjoy it a lot but is definitely one of these SPs who stop herself going over the edge. At one point I slipped a finger in which resulted in her moans getting very deep and prolonged but then all of a sudden she reset herself and gently pulled my finger out. Odd!
So I sat up and she jumped off the bed and finished me off standing to the side….good hand technique and played with the arse at the same time.
I’d say, by reading all the other reviews, Monica is not the finest choice from all the girls who work here. She works Tuesday and Weds. I’d give this a very low positive - but still a positive. I would only return to test drive another girl. I wouldn’t go back for her. She’s a lovely girl, polite, friendly but just a little lack lustre. I prefer more pizzazz!
