Linda (Nature Element Chinese Massage - Greenock

[Jock D]

Incall 1hr massage + HE @ £75 (£50+ £25 HE and her naked)

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Intrigued by Mountain Man's earlier review, and the fact that I've never had a punt of any kind in Greenock, I thought I'd try this one out .

Comms
No problem, initial phone call(handler/boss), then text confirmation and address.

Location
It's a Chinese massage shop(Nature Element) in Greenock town centre, situated in a busy shopping street. No problem for me, as I'm not a local. I parked at the big Tesco, a 5min walk away.

SP & Service
Reasonably attractive Chinese woman, I would say somewhere in her 30's? Fairly small in height, shortish  hair, tied back in small ponytail and a solid...as opposed to petite...size 10. Answered the door wearing a jacket, white t-shirt and skimpy shorts. Smiley and pleasant enough, but her English is virtually non existent. All communication was via translate on her phone...of which, there was a lot, throughout the hour. It kicked off with haggling the price for the HE and her getting naked.

On stripping it became apparent that she had a bit of a gut on her. Her tits were very minimalist...though she had the typically Chinese bullet nipple's. During the massage she was ok with me touching her legs, bum and tits but strategically moved anytime I tried to get near her full bush pussy.

Her massage in all honesty was pretty poor. I told her at the start that I wanted a a sensual and sexy massage and she nodded and actually said...yes, yes in English...but this didn't materialize.

Unsurprisingly, wee Jock was still still sleeping on turnover. Tried to guide her to a more sensual/teasing style... however her interpretation of this was to go at my limp cock like a jackhammer!!! I literally had to take her hand and give a demonstration of how I wanted her to touch me. Eventually the penny drops and she gets the idea and is able to give me an acceptable finish.


Summary
Overall, it has to be a negative .The constant stop/start for translation and the fact that I didn't rate her massage or initial attempt at the HE and had to coach her through the process to get the finish I wanted.

Footnote : She did say that she's  off to Manchester in a couple of weeks. Adding that there will be a new girl working in the shop every month.

[Glesgaboy]

Good man Jock.
You went where few men have gone to punt before ye - Greenock. !

My impression has always been that it rains there 365.
And now - tae make it worse- they have sensual massage service providers  and they cannae gie a fuckin hand job.
I never thought I would say the words that - Greenock has come down in my estimation.
It clearly has.
As far as inverclyde was concerned- I was never in.
But now I’m totally fuckin oot.   
 

[Jock D]

Aye, your right Glesga, the Clyde Riviera has been a baron wasteland in terms of punting for as long as I can remember.

The thing is, with this shop operating a rota where a new girl arrives every month...then it's fairly inevitable that a top notch provider is going to appear at some point  Having said that, I'll be relying on a local to provide an early review/heads up before I venture there again.

[Mountain_Man]

Sorry to hear it was a negative for you Jock though that sounds like you had a different girl from the one I had so wonder if it's just going to be your luck at the time of who you get.