External Link/Members OnlyCalled up the place in Liss one Saturday afternoon, only to find it has shut its doors for good, and was redirected to Petersfield, which is more towards my neck of the woods than Guildford or Portsmouth. I should have just made the journey somewhere decent, but thinking with the little head got the better of me.
Went down the dingy alley to find the entrance, all quite run-down, didn't feel particularly 'professional'. The massuese (didn't get her name) must have been late 40s-early 50s, not particularly attractive, not unattractive for her age. Decent body, but didn't get to see it. She was quite forcefully chatty in her broken English.
30 mins, £30. The 'massage' wasn't far off a beating - I thought she was trying to start a fire on my back at one point. No real sensuality to it, and no CC swipes or reach unders. The question of a happy ending came quite abruptly while she was going at my lower back - "you want happy ending, £20". Well, I'm here, I thought, so went for it.
Basically zero build-up, she just started massaging my softie between her palms before going to a very mechanical wank. Should have stayed at home and done it myself. I let nature take its course - literally as I was cumming she turned and asked whether I had a girlfriend. Bit weird, bit of a turn-off.
Got dressed, got out, as she was starting to ask where I was from and what I did for work.
2/10, very unlikely to return. Shame Liss has closed, as that was half decent, but I think I have been spoiled by Woking Oriental Massage, which is fantastic.
