Final Punting Rampage

[Chazz]

You'll all be singletons for the rest of your life, good life that us. You fxcking cunts. Sit at your desk and wank your dick off for tbe rest of your life you fxcking peasants. I've licked off from crypto. Stay broke your cxnts. Fuck you all

I know it's still only January, but I think that this will be my favourite UKP post of 2024.
Fucking hilarious.

[Dipper]

It’s compliments like that which make punting worthwhile. 

[Iloveoral]

You do know that there's no such thing as retirement in this game. Once you start, you can never leave. The devil has you and us by the balls and he doesn't let go for any price. 

All the best.

I could stop any day, honest 
Not today obviously, but just saying 

[Blackpool Rock]

I could stop any day, honest 
Not today obviously, but just saying 

Ha ha yes I stopped 60 or 70 times last year then relented a few days later 

I do however confess my sins by posting a review 

[boardyhell]

its definitely a Rampage of sorts

[Iloveoral]

Ha ha yes I stopped 60 or 70 times last year then relented a few days later 

I do however confess my sins by posting a review 

I’ve done a few confessions too 

I’m sure the OP will come good, if he doesn’t…….
It is what it is and I’ve gave him a chance

[versace]

Looks like the OP is currently too busy sniffing his old dears undies

[Iloveoral]

Fair play, we’ve all been there

[versace]

hehe, yeah when we were about 12.

You should eventually grow out of it, but I fear the worst for him.

[Iloveoral]

Last Friday for me 
Play the waiting game, give him a chance, it’s under control 

[jamiekinkxxx]

its definitely a Rampage of sorts

 

[Stevelondon]

I love comments like Londonsfinest.
It tells you a lot about someone who says stuff like that. Trying to lord it over someone else by shouting how better they are etc.


Donkeys years ago I cut someone up in traffic (my fault and I waved an apology)
The other bloke wasn’t having it and got his own back by driving in front of me and braking sharpish. 😂

At the next set of traffic lights we’re side by side and he looked over at me in my Citroen GSA. He shouted,
“You fucking idiot, I bet you live in a council house”

I thought at the time it was a strange thing to say 😂

I looked back at him sitting in his bright green Porsche 924……. And said,
“ I bet you think your driving a Porsche” 😂

[SoapyTW]

I know it's still only January, but I think that this will be my favourite UKP post of 2024.
Fucking hilarious.

Possibly my favourite quote of all time on here. I hope he remembered to file his tax return

[GreyDave]

   Just finished some subcontacting work for a "Crypto" cash lad  Here in UK guy looks like a customer services lad at a super store bit over weight poor dress sense....We got the job though his dad he just got back from Dubai 8 high end including Roller Ferrai etal and a Landcruiser for Days out switching from Crypto to Apartments now has over 50 still looks like a poor YTS Trainee and is as quite as mouse except the cars and Russian escorts at his side...I just dont understand how he has made soo much and remains so low profile he told me its better to make 100 people a bit better off than just yourself a lotbetter off the 100 will help you if you do and thats what he reckons made him if Id just made myself rich who would want anything to do with me except to sell or take cash ? When I asked about crypto for myself he said too late and thats why he has gotten out.  For every Lambo driver theres a load of losers thats why the price went up ..

[GreyDave]

I love comments like
“You fucking idiot, I bet you live in a council house”

" Maxwell resided in ‘the best council house in the country’ ........Cover blown.... admit it your not dead really are you Captin Bob   

[JustaPunter]

You'll all be singletons for the rest of your life, good life that us. You fxcking cunts. Sit at your desk and wank your dick off for tbe rest of your life you fxcking peasants. I've licked off from crypto. Stay broke your cxnts. Fuck you all

Shouldn't you be leaving home soon?

Your INCEL for Skint People who Live with their Parents start soon.

Don't forget the Anger Management class on your way home.👍

[Payyourwaymate]

You'll all be singletons for the rest of your life, good life that us. You fxcking cunts. Sit at your desk and wank your dick off for tbe rest of your life you fxcking peasants. I've licked off from crypto. Stay broke your cxnts. Fuck you all

Legendary post  .

[stevesucks69]

I'm done guys, have a good one.

So done you've come back on today 😂🤣🤪

[versace]

Give the lad a brake, he is currently abroad as he said. Probably living his best life somewhere in Dubai. What a legend.

[8MillionDollarMan]

Give the lad a brake, he is currently abroad as he said. Probably living his best life somewhere in Dubai. What a legend.

Lives with his mum and dad NAP.

[Punterperson1971]

I hope he posts again I miss him already 

[versace]

Same here. I’ve always enjoyed reading his reviews, very insightful and full of banter. I hope he reconsiders and comes back ASAP.

[Iloveoral]

Some people can’t stop the pile on, give it a rest let’s see what develops, the team is on it, thanks.

[Stevelondon]

For you lot who ain’t petrol heads. The remark I made concerning the guy thinking he was driving a Porsche.
Had everything to do with the development of the 924.
I could go into detail concerning ……… oh forget it 😂

[daviemac]

For you lot who ain’t petrol heads. The remark I made concerning the guy thinking he was driving a Porsche.
Had everything to do with the development of the 924.
I could go into detail concerning ……… oh forget it 😂

A bit like when people driving certain Jags think they're driving a Jag.   

[Steely Dan]

For you lot who ain’t petrol heads. The remark I made concerning the guy thinking he was driving a Porsche.
Had everything to do with the development of the 924.
I could go into detail concerning ……… oh forget it 😂

Punch line w/o joke: Yes I painted the porch as you asked.  And it wasn't a porch, it was a ferrari.

[berksboy]

The Ford Mondeo was a great car but no Jag for sure. A bit like saying you drive a Rover but mean a Honda.

[Blackpool Rock]

The Ford Mondeo was a great car but no Jag for sure. A bit like saying you drive a Rover but mean a Honda.

Personally i'd rather claim I drove a Honda than a Rover 

[JustaPunter]

A bit like when people driving certain Jags think they're driving a Jag.   

You leave X Type owners alone…

It’s the finest Mondeo ever made😂😂

[exitonly]

A bit like when people driving certain Jags think they're driving a Jag.   

Ill raise you a DB7..

[Fence Post]

Ill raise you a DB7..

I can go again.....DB 990

[Head1]

OP has become the guinea pig for our new tool.
Review in 30 days or your out 

[Blackpool Rock]

OP has become the guinea pig for our new tool.
Review in 30 days or your out 

Love that countdown timer it's like   

Well he does still seem to log in regularly so can't plead ignorance of the impending doom, can I assume that any review will be critically assessed to gain confidence in it's authenticity to avoid someone simply chucking up a fake review to remain 

[Iloveoral]

Love that countdown timer it's like   

Well he does still seem to log in regularly so can't plead ignorance of the impending doom, can I assume that any review will be critically assessed to gain confidence in it's authenticity to avoid someone simply chucking up a fake review to remain 

Oh yes, we will be checking and need to manually remove the timer

[MissWolf]

OP has become the guinea pig for our new tool.
Review in 30 days or your out 

Well played good sir that is absolutely hilarious 

[marc_hotsteppa]

Haha excellent 

[Thephoenix]

Another Doomsday Clock. 

[Iloveoral]

Some people can’t stop the pile on, give it a rest let’s see what develops, the team is on it, thanks.

I did say we were on it 

[Blackpool Rock]

I did say we were on it 

Well it's just good to know that with a name like ILO you aren't just all talk     

[Iloveoral]

 

Well it's just good to know that with a name like ILO you aren't just all talk     

[ohsnap]

hahaha that countdown clock is brilliant 

[Iloveoral]

All the boss’s idea and hard work, all credits to him.
It’s a good touch and saves us monitoring people. 

[akauya]

I didn't realise the timer was actually visible until I saw the OP's first post again 



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[Thephoenix]

It's handy for checking your pulse.

[PilotMan]

OP has become the guinea pig for our new tool.
Review in 30 days or your out 

That is such a great idea. 

I think it will save a lot of time for the Mods too, not having to go back and  manually check all the leeches who have been called out.

It also gives a clear reminder and deadline to the errant member.

[versace]

First one on the list will be naughtyyalice - External Link/Members Only

Watch the London review space in a week. I'm out the country at the moment so bare with me.

It’s been 10 days buddy. Im not seeing any reviews from you. Are you stuck in customs in Dubai?

[Kool Keef]

It’s been 10 days buddy. Im not seeing any reviews from you. Are you stuck in customs in Dubai?

Probably still busy smashing up some tower blocks.



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[daviemac]

It’s been 10 days buddy. Im not seeing any reviews from you. Are you stuck in customs in Dubai?

What has that got to do with you? have you been made a mod on the quiet? 

[versace]

Just trying to insert some encouragement to the crypto millionaire. That’s all.

[daviemac]

Just trying to insert some encouragement to the crypto millionaire. That’s all.

Not your job mate, the one's who's job it is are taking care of it.

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