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Price: £120 for an hour (was only there for 30 mins)
Comms: Horrible! Spoke over the phone then text then showed up, was ghosted so went to my backup. She then FaceTimed me out of the blue with no regard to discretion to offer an hour for the half hour price, which never occurred as you’ll read onto… cheeky woman also asked me to bring her a McDonald’s on my way back down to her. Funny but the cheek of her

Arrival: the hotel is just outside cheetam hill entering into city centre, not a usual block, quite fancy with a receptionist and key cards needed to get in. Parking was a mission. She buzzed me through the first door but second door had to wait till someone exited, awkward eye contacts with receptionist. Not a fan at all and not suitable for discretion purposes. She opened the door before I got to it, smiling and chatty. It is the girl in the pictures but no effort made. A lil makeup as I told her to put some on (I knew she had none on from the FaceTime). A shower offered but then said ‘you don’t need one let’s get on with it. She genuinely only took her pants off and said she’s too cold to take her top off. From here I knew this was a shitshow.
Action: I’ve never experienced such a careless escort before, And I’ve been to many parlours at night. At the start she claims she never does ora without which I thought fair enough, should’ve at least told me but I understand that. However, She was the purest form of procrastination. She never lets you talk, I asked about the agreed extras she said no no this is gfe experience, girlfriends don’t do it so why should I. I WAS SPEECHLESS. By this time she already got my down on the bed and popped the condom on. 2 deepthroat strokes then she asks, you come on top? I oblige as I just want this done with! A few strokes in missionary she’s acting like she’s about to cum as she thinks that’s what’s gonna finish me off quick. Little did she know I’m renowned for taking ages, sometimes not even finishing. I get her in cowgirl eventually even though for a good 5 minutes she was saying ‘ I don’t know how to do cowgirl’ LITERALLY ANYTHING I ASKED FOR SHE DIDNT KNOW HOW TO DO! Doggy? Nope what’s that. Prone bone? Nope new to me. Her clueless attitude was infuriating whilst trying to look innocent, she looked retarded. She also had a fishy stench from her vagina but ignored it as this was tough enough. Her skin was rough and you could feel her prickly hairs on her body.Saggy boobs and smelly pussy. You also have people walking in and out during the punt, we may as well had done it in arndale at this point.
I’m surprised how there is only one review of her on here from last year July, unless she’s just come back to this business, I don’t know.
I asked for half my money back and I’d walk which then she started getting rowdy about. ( i knew it was a long shot but worth an ask). I then got the chance to tell her what we discussed to which she once again acted clueless. As she seen me reach for my clothes she said okay take the condom off I’ll give oral without.
I then facefucked her (this was a 6/10 at best) and eventually finished myself off by hand and she caught it on her hand and wiped it back on my cock? Off we headed to the shower past 2 chattering rooms..
Unfortunately I had to take an L on this one, I’m guessing her other clients cum as soon as she looks at them for her to still be getting business. This is definitely one for the DO NOT list lads, save your money and most importantly dont risk your safety. She was definitely expecting me in and out within 10 mins.
I was stupid enough to let my favouritism for desi/arabic girls hinder my decision of not going. Those nationalities ware scarce in Manchester so I took the chance, now you don’t have to

Any questions please ask! I am not a harsh critic as you can tell most my posts are positive but this one is danger. How can a woman who provides that sort of service charge £120 for HALF an hour, it’s beyond me.
