Heavenly massage, Chelsea

[yesbby]

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Her given name is Linda. I'm keeping this as positive because it's an unusual service that many are looking for. It went from bad to very good for me and I was wondering if I could call it negative for the opening stages but some of her moves are awesome so worth a report

£200 for an hour 'tantric'

First up its a B+S. She is probably Russian, perfect English, very late thirties I'd say. Not really like the stunner in the photos. Almost walked at first sight as I was really hoping for something special. Pale skin, well made up, makes a real effort, classy even. Not fat but shapely, big tits but not bolt ons - I later detected some enhancement at the rear. She had the feel of a brothel madam from a bygone age and I think cultivates this image. I believe her that she has plenty of regulars

Comms were very plain, positive and mature. She did keep me waiting for ten mins however. I was very close to driving off. Gave her the benefit of the doubt and she asked me to wait in the lobby of the place where the monks used to live.

Her room was tiny and she had to pull the massage table around a bit to make room for her to manoeuvre herself around during the session. Lots of candles and soft fluffy towels. She makes an effort to pamper you

action
the first strange part was she insisted on undressing me, which is actually quite nice, but I couldn't understand her instructions and it was a bit awkward at times. then popped me in the shower
the second strange part was she started with real tantric approach, insisting she was properly trained. At the end, I decided this was only a half truth as it got too sexual for that. Anyway, she started with some mystical opening lines, taking control, and whispering into my ears things like
"you are a beautiful being"
"forget everything in your life, you are here to lose yourself"
and then
"what are you?"
this last one was too much for me and I disagreed with her diagnosis which was an irritation
the third strange part was she told me off a bit for not looking after myself over a small detail which she was wrong about and I couldn't be bothered arguing so I went a bit silent and cold
All the while she was going through her opening moves, some basic sensual massage, nothing too wonderful, nothing too bad. Occasionally she got up and rubbed her buxom body against me, occasionally she was a bit too heavy for the bed. I was losing interest a bit and she kind of told me off for not giving feedback. She's a bit bossy in a good natured way but it wasn't catching fire at all

then the good bits started

She had one move where she pulled my knee out wide, fully exposing my meat and two veg. These were exquisite reach unders, the best of the best. Rolling her hands from both sides of my cocked thigh. Repeated both sides. grabbing my balls and anus and everywhere else inbetween, pulling my cock backwards. All the best things you can do to a man

To follow she got me up on my knees and pulled downwards, sliding oily hands everywhere. At one point her head was underneath, fully expected her to blow me but she didn't
Then in this position she sat facing backwards on my pelvis and reached down wanking me off, squeezing the head. She started dirty talking to me and asking me to cum - I would have shot straight down onto the towelled couch which was an odd request. I couldn't quite cum so she flipped me over
At this stage I felt I could basically spread my legs and she would just go at my tackle unabated. This was genuinely free and tantric-like I guess. No restrictions
She then jumped up and used her thighs to simulate sex - her dirty talk made it feel like she was going to slide it in. then off to one side and I was fingering her wet crotch freely and all this excessive sexual focus had the desired outcome. She cleaned me up nicely and was still attentive to my comfort, good atmosphere and general friendliness. So it all sort of worked out well in the end

I won't return but I think someone else here might really enjoy it

[Stevelondon]

Cheers for the review.

I’m afraid this is where I personally just don’t get what this thing tantric is all about.

I’ve been to massage shops where a SP has whispered things in my ear and done heavenly things in the way of handling my tackle so to speak.

There probably is such a thing and I’m assuming there are practitioners out there who perform it.
I doubt if I would ever be able to tell the difference 😂

[yesbby]

It's just a load of moves that go beyond a rub and tug. The whole experience is set up for erotic pleasure.

It wasn't actually tantric in the way that most expect it to be as it was more sexual than that, but she does at least give a nod to a kind of healing sensuality where you put both your soul and your junk into her trustworthy hands

[webpunter]

Think you are being generous with a +ve
B&S
Miniscule gaff
Pukka technique [eventually] noted
200 for an hour, even noting Chelsea etc 
Had her on HL as a plan B / C
Not no more, thanks 

Tantric mullarkey breathing chakras & all that bollox a waste of time IMO

I'm pretty sure that the burds at tantric pleasure in the centre of town havent got a clue what tantra is, tho they do dish out pukka b2b R&Ts
A ton twenty the hour in mostly spacious gaffs futon mood lighting etc
I'll be sticking with them

TOFTT would appear to apply
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Credit where credit .... etc 

[yesbby]

Like I say WP, it started out as a negative but became a positive in the end. It was better than the tantric pleasure method.. she puts some effort into the madam-like atmosphere and has a touch of class. That said, I won't be returning. My rating was for others who might see beyond the admitted draw-backs you list. Another personality might really love it

[webpunter]

Like I say WP, it started out as a negative but became a positive in the end. It was better than the tantric pleasure method.. she puts some effort into the madam-like atmosphere and has a touch of class. That said, I won't be returning. My rating was for others who might see beyond the admitted draw-backs you list. Another personality might really love it

Fair enuf
If she was esconsed in a boudoir i could get it
The brothel madam for me gets the juices flowing
Having supervised whoever knows how many punters she is now dishing out R&Ts herself 
However can we move the massage table this way coz the cupboard room is sooo small 
At 200 the hour she might like to invest in the accomo

I'm trying to think which London burd has the smallest accomo
I did a review on one in west ken, i'll recall in a while
Its like being in a large walk in wardrobe
The HJ is superb & all for 60 sheets
Tho i wont be returning

As for TP
120 the hour
Go for 90 mins @ 180
Add 40 access all areas [RO & OWO]
Wine me dine me 69 me can be off the scale if you click
A lovely big apartment, supa warm, futon, mood lighting, lots of oil & a fab shower with fluffy towels [the washing machine & tumble going all the time]
Total spends @ 220
Leave into the daylight the eyes have to adjust & the legs still a bit wobbly 

BTW is her massage table on wheels so she can move it around ? 
A better gaff a ton fifty & worth a go, just about based on your review