hotsexy_blonde - Outcall to Kings Cross

[safewear]

So disappointed with this meet! Eva has been in my Hot List for months and I finally managed to book her for an hour on my recent visit to London only to be decidedly underwhelmed.

I should have realised that it was not going to meet expectations as a result of the SMS exchanges; quite abrupt and cold, but with over 800 reviews, many of which seemed really positive, I ignored my gut and set the meeting up.

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Eva definitely an attractive girl and as we chatted during our initial exchanges, I was strongly attracted to her but "passionate, adventurous, playful and seductive" she is not - at least not with me, and her 'Enjoys' bore no resemblance to her performance.

The conversation can be abridged as follows:
Eva "take your clothes off" - Starts playing with my limp cock whilst chatting about how she can't understand why guys don't say what they want when they book an escort
Me "I enjoy GFE, kissing cuddles, you know..."
Eva "Sorry, I don't do kissing, not my thing"
She starts a gentle BJ then stops half way through to suggest that guy's should be prompted with a pick-list to choose from.
Eva "so what do you want to do?"
Me "How about you take your clothes off"
Eva "I don't like to get naked"
Me (thinking, let's get this over with) "lets have sex"
Eva "what position"
Me "I actually don't mind, what would you prefer"?
Eva "I don't mind" (She claims doggy on her profile)
Me "OK, how about you on top"?
Eva "Oh, I always have to go on top which ends up in me doing all the work".
Me "OK, I will go on top"
Sex commences (she is not tight), she starts playing with herself
Me "does it turn you on to get fucked"?
Eva "no, not really"
Me "what turns you on"?
Eva "nothing really, I have too much on my mind"
It was only her pretty face and occasional glances in my direction that eventually allowed me to cum and on more than one occasion I thought I may have a failure
Eve "have you cum" "that was quick"!

And there endeth the lesson - go with your instinct gent's, there a loads of lovely girls out there, if it feels wrong, don't proceed but find someone else.

Paid £120 for one hour
Outcall to Kings Cross
As described, weak tease followed by below average BJ and missionary

Would I book again? No.







 

[boardyhell]

what turns you on
your money
simple

[shooter]

She has been around for years and I have never booked on because of the lack on intel. Sorry you had a shit punt, but thanks for sharing and hopefully your next one will be better. She should really give up with that attitude 

[PilotMan]

Seems like she's had pretty much the same attitude since her first review in 2014.

Her last AW review was over 4 years ago.

She deserves a medal for keeping up a shit service for a decade - that level of consistency takes some doing.