Always run several reverse image searches before booking...
On a recent work trip to the capital I decided I quite fancied an hour's relaxation with a statuesque Ukrainian and so booked Ana from ilovemassageuk:
External Link/Members Only I liked her stats: 24 years old and 185 cm tall (a good 6"). Her photos looked amazing as well:
Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members OnlyAna scores quite a few points for her comms: setting up the meeting was quick and easy. We agreed on £180 for a "sensual massage". I left the exact intended meaning of that in the middle as I thought it was clear enough that I was after HR at least.
She arrived bang on time as well, only an hour or two later. I was in a hotel with card-operated lifts so came out to meet her. I immediately realised that her photos were fake. She is indeed tall and slim, but nowhere near as pretty or glamourous as the girl in the photos. I discovered afterwards that she is in fact Katerina Safarova, a Russian model who has been linked with Neymar in the past. Mind you, the photos are not that easy to locate, but Ana's profile photo is the third one from the top on this page:
External Link/Members OnlySo: a big fat minus for pretending to be someone she very much is not.
I decided to go ahead because Ana was OK-looking, came across as relatively friendly and polite, and I wasn't prepared to wait several more hours for another masseuse.
The massage itself I don't have very much to say about. Ana was dressed in a sporty outfit, which she didn't offer to take off and I wasn't that interested in seeing removed. She has either had some training and/or is at least somewhat talented in genuine massage and this part wasn't too bad. She was no clockwatcher and on the turnaround she delivered a competent enough HE. Nothing very exciting, though -- almost like a favour you might get from a girlfriend you've been with for eight years who is currently on her period but is happy enough to provide you with some quick relaxation while she thinks about what to cook for dinner tonight.
I considered giving this a neutral because she seems a nice person and the whole transaction went smoothly but based on the fake photos combined with the boring service decided that would be too generous.
Better luck (and more thorough reverse-image sleuthing) next time!
