Emma-X in Barons Court

[JamesRockford]

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I recently had a 1 hour punt with Emma, a Hungarian lady who is here for a few weeks. Cost £100 with no extras.

Appearance
As in photographs, I would say aged about 27.  Very tall, I would say 5'10", toned with broad broad "swimmer's" shoulders.  Size 8-10 would be my guess, she is a girl with a big frame (but slim).  Soft skin, nice hair, and nice manners.  Reminds me a little bit of comedienne Sue Perkins a few years ago.  But don't let that put you off!

Location
About 60 seconds from Barons Court tube, a tidy and clean flat.  Shower was clean and fine.

Service
A decent back massage for me on request, followed by owo and protected sex in various positions - good technique, enthusiastic and not too fast.  Finished with doggy and then at my request she cleaned me up slowly with her mouth.  Strangely she avoided kissing, and didn't want to have her boobs touched, or her pussy licked.

Pros
Nice smile, good manners
Obviously well educated, good English, intelligent
Enthusiastic
Sucked me after I came, on my request
Eager to please[/color]

Cons
Avoided kissing
No touching her boobs ("they are vay too sensitive")
No licking her pussy ("not nice to do tat vhile fakking")
And sorry to say... a stale smell coming from her skin

Did I enjoy it? Yes I'd rate it at 63%
Would I return? No, once is fine.

By the way the only girl who I would rate at over 90% would be "Genteel Jessica" who I saw twice via reverse bookings, an English girl who seems to have disappeared from AW.  Absolutely sublime and almost 2 years later I still think about her!

[NightKid]

Hah, so much for her "retirement" then.

For those who aren't aware, she was previously under this profile: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
She was alright then, but I fear the symptoms of jaded-itis are beginning to emerge now that she's refusing certain services.

Nonetheless, glad you enjoyed your punt with her JRF.

[backofthenet]

Avoided kissing
No touching her boobs ("they are vay too sensitive")
No licking her pussy ("not nice to do tat vhile fakking")
And sorry to say... a stale smell coming from her skin[/color]

I'd have to say - and I don't in any way mean to be critical - that what you've listed above would put her so far into a negative rating that I would be contemplating reporting her under the trades description act. Surely a neutral at the very least - sorry, I realise it's subjective, and each to their own. Just a little surprised that you've nominated it as positive.

[charming_red]

Doesn't seem a postive review to me but more neutral.

Surprised shes started a new profile - her most recent one as Miss-Emma had 30 odd + feedbacks and she stated there she was leaving for good!

Her short hair makes her look awful IMO 

[password02]

Cons
Avoided kissing
No touching her boobs ("they are vay too sensitive")
No licking her pussy ("not nice to do tat vhile fakking")
And sorry to say... a stale smell coming from her skin

I know its your review but if that was my punt it would be a Negative

[Tailpipe]

Cons
Avoided kissing
No touching her boobs ("they are vay too sensitive")
No licking her pussy ("not nice to do tat vhile fakking")
And sorry to say... a stale smell coming from her skin

I know its your review but if that was my punt it would be a Negative

Yep that's a lot of negs .

[bestbefore]

Ah, the return of Emma Touch. When she was young and fresh and just arrived on the escort scene she was terrific. I had a great punt with her long ago.
But it seems that certain services have been withdrawn. I dont remember any problems with kissing and sensitive tits back then.
Best avoided on this her comeback tour I think.

[JamesRockford]

Dear all

Yes, I agree with what you say regarding the negatives and for me, my 63% rating is a borderline positive (40%-60% = Neutral for me).  The kissing part was forgivable because I didn't really feel like kissing her - she isn't my type.  Ditto for licking her pussy, I went down briefly (habit and male curiosity) and was quite relieved to be pulled back up.

The stale skin smell was unforgivable though.  I'm very sorry to say (look through my reviews) that I'm finding fewer and fewer girls that smell as fresh as I'd like.  Clearly they aren't showering just before meeting me.  I'm punting at the £100+ mark (not high but not skanksville territory).  Is it a trend, or do I need to do more research on UKP I wonder?

I think that what put her into positive territory was cleaning my dick up so thoroughly afterwards with her mouth.  That was much appreciated, and I probably gave her a 10% bonus in my ratings just for that.

Back to the drawing board and I think I'll try a 2 hour RB for next week some time.

I'm fairly tall and big myself so I like a tall girl from time to time, it was a novelty but I wouldn't bother again.

[King Nuts]

  Reminds me a little bit of comedienne Sue Perkins a few years ago.  But don't let that put you off!

It'd put me off. I think she bats for the other side, no?

[JamesRockford]

It'd put me off. I think she bats for the other side, no?

Er... I think that Sue Perkins bats, bowls, fields, keeps wicket, coaches and bakes bread for the other side.

OK OK I'm reflecting deeply and objectively and perhaps my standards slipped this time.  As an urgent antidote I'm looking for a fragrant woman asap to expunge my mistake and fill my nostrils with the scent and femininity of the Greek goddess Gaia. 

Perhaps one precaution might be to always carry a 40kg pressurised de-fumigation cylinder and hose with me.  Anti-skank weapon.  Sigh... this is no country for old men.

[mrhappypants]

Er... I think that Sue Perkins bats, bowls, fields, keeps wicket, coaches and bakes bread for the other side.

OK OK I'm reflecting deeply and objectively and perhaps my standards slipped this time.  As an urgent antidote I'm looking for a fragrant woman asap to expunge my mistake and fill my nostrils with the scent and femininity of the Greek goddess Gaia. 

Perhaps one precaution might be to always carry a 40kg pressurised de-fumigation cylinder and hose with me.  Anti-skank weapon.  Sigh... this is no country for old men.

  really funny; thank you Jim.  Sorry to join the chorus, but before the neutral rating was introduced I understood the rule to be that if you would not go back, it was a negative.  This can be a but harsh if you meet a SP who is straightforward and makes an effort but you don't fancy her.  In this case the smells and refusals make this a negative and I have delisted her.  Thanks for your review.

Dave

[worldpunter]

 "   a stale smell coming from her skin "    jesus christ  !  and the guy gives her a POSITIVE

[Type_O_Negative]

Like the others - it should be negative review. Too many too important cons in this review 
I remember her screaming on her old AW profile "Last days in London" a few months ago...

Another jaded? What a pity, i like tall girls...

[Vivago]

How can you tell when a whore is lying?  Her lips are moving.  JOKE

So much for Emma's assertion that she was going to be a good girl and return home to resume her studies.

From what I recall, I didn't fancy giving her oral that much after I spotted a large wart like growth on her inner thigh, near her pussy.  Don't think it was a genital wart but it sure put me off.

Don't know about Sue 'bent as a nine bob note' Perkins.  She put me in mind of a young Deirdre Barlow.

[letsmeetme]

Another con-nie review and still not negative.

Before throwing up  on others you forgot that you smell like fish too 

[king tarzan]

had a 3some last year with emma and lindsay, owo, oral on them both, dfk on them both, fucked them both and cim in both.. they licked each other out, whilst i doggied each 1 of them.. well worth the £180 i paid the, actually a bargain, as they are both very good looking..
found lindsay to have a sort of headmistress attitude...