Location846 Christchurch Rd, Boscombe, Bournemouth BH7 6DQ
External Link/Members Only01202 416642
Premises As previously mentioned, there are two massage rooms (one on the ground floor and one downstairs). I quite liked the rooms being separated; I'm not particularly loud, but I felt more relaxed being separated from other customers.
BookingI called last minute and asked if there was any availability for that evening. There was so I went over.
Cost£50 for the hour and £70 for B2B = £120
Higher than I'd like, but not crazy.
The menu consisted of:
- HJ: £30
- Topless: £50
B2B Topless B2B: £80, haggled down to £70
The ladyFairly short, early 40s, friendly and chatty with a bit of flab and rock-hard bolt-ons, which (IMHO) were too big for her frame.
The MeetHeated massage table and heated oil — both of which were nice on a cold January evening.
First 45 minutes: pretty standard massage.
At one point another massage attendant entered the room and I said: "Ah! Four hands! My lucky day!". They both giggled for half a second and then they both replied with:
"Hahahahaah! You want four hands? Hahah! You want four hands? Next time tell us and you can book four hands.". Didn't get a good look at her (the room was dark) but from what I could see she seemed younger and fairly attractive.
Last 15 minutes: after some negotiation (and Linda saying "shhhh... don't tell anyone) Linda stripped down to a thong and I received a topless B2B finish.
Would I return?Probably not. Overall the experience was just OK. Linda wasn't partially fun or enthusiastic. Actual massage was also just ok.
