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External Link/Members OnlyI'm pretty sure I paid £250 after the extra of OWO. So it was £230 plus £20 for OWO maybe. Where she's at currently with 180 for half hour and 280 for an hour is an absolute piss take in my opinion. I hope she's at least at a nicer hotel or apartment.
There were probably some on here thinking this guy is generous/only has what he sees as positive bookings.
Well here's a big fat negative for you
Comms and Venue -Via Text. All good. Straight to the point.
Venue is THAT hotel across the water from Canada Square. If you know you know.
Formalities, Looks and the Meet itself -Gave me a bit of a run around to get to her room. I need to start reading the tea leaves and taken it as a sign to say "FUCK THIS" and bounce.
She's quite tall (5 10 maybe?). Still shorter than me but taller than most. She has no body to her whatsoever (all straight, tiny boobs to boot) and even her tan wasn't as nicea as pics in real life. To me the pics are VERY flattering. I have nothing against tall or slim women. DOn't get the wrong idea here. SHe just has nothing to her. Weirdly though I didn't get any suspected tranny vibes at all.
Face is below average. Not ugly, just meh. Like the rest of her.
Let me try and say something nice. SHe's Northern and has good chat. SHe told me where she's from. I didn't care enough to remember. I think Yorkshire sides/bubble as opposed to Lancashire.
During the booking did:
Kissing, she initiated, but I wasn't feeling it to be honest. No idea how deep she would have went. I stopped at lip kissing.
Oral without, meh like her looks.
Penetration (Protected) Now this is where it gets extra bad. She was moaning and I mean the I'm in pain type moaning when I just about entered. Said I should have told her in messages I'm this big. In my experience most WGs don't want a heads-up and would interpret that kind of talk as a potential time waster who just wants to have some free dirty talk about how allegedly big his cock is. Anyway I basically said so now you know do you think you can take it? She said no sorry. At this point no more than 20 minutes had gone. I said ok do you want to finish me off by just giving head again and then refund me to half an hour. She said NO no refunds. I said ok well what we gonna do for next 40 minutes. She said try again and encouraged me to go down on her. I wasn't feeling that. I fingered instead. I did try gradually open her up a bit then went again for penetration. Just did slow and shallow in missionary til I bussed.
Short break then round 2 with much of same shit again. I called it a day without cumming a second time. I think I was out within 50 mins and that included shower before and after.
Not only was she underwhelming to look at, couldn't take dick.. ok that's fair enough but the blowie was shit as well and also refused to cut the booking after SHE raised the issues.
Ratings -
Face: 2 star
Body: 2 star
Attitude: 3 star (being generous here, but basically only because she can't be described as mean or nasty)
Service: 0 stars
Overall: 5/20. I doubt this will get beat. Welcome to the bottom of my rankings, Tiffany.
Rankings to date:
1) Carol Queen of Anal 18/20
2) LittleLouisexox 18/20
3) Elizabeth Romanova 17/20
4) juicy_jasmine 17/20
5) Elite-Jessica 16/20
6) Sensitive_Nympho 16/20
7) lexi.babe 15/20
8) Little-Brat-Jess 15/20
9) Natalia_UK 15/20
10) LatinaCleoRose 14/20
11) CleoEnglish 14/20
12) Angèle 14/20
NEGATIVES:
13) english_tiffany_ 6/20
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