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This is a review I am really looking forward to writing. I made an appointment with Natalia / Paulina via the phone and set a time (9pm) which was all fine and easy. I confirmed an hour before and everything was okay, so I made my way to the apartment in Edinburgh, very nice area only 5 minutes’ walk from the Haymarket train station. On arrival I asked for the buzzer number and had to wait 10 minutes before I received a response, the response simply read "Won’t be long" so I thought fine, and started walking around the street instead of waiting right outside. At 9:20 I received another text saying "are you still there" at this point I felt uneasy as I do not like waiting too long, but I replied Yes, still waiting and I walked back to her apartment and stood across the street. at 9:40 I was told to come to the door which I did and then a Romanian man (a 5ft skinny man child) came over to me and asked if I am here to see Natalia / Paulina and I said no, I felt unsafe to say yes, I had no idea who this was. He then walked back to his car where I saw the girl Natalia / Paulina sitting in the passenger seat and at this point I should have left, the red flags were all there, but Paulina came out of the car and opened the door to the building and called me in so I followed.
The Middle
I am shocked at the poor level of service offered by Sexy_Polish_Natalia. I am surprised that there are no other reviews about her on UKPunting, perhaps she has another account or alias.
Booking Length – 1 Hour
Booking City – Edinburgh
Price - £150
Appointment – In call
I had arranged a booking for 1 hour in-call service in Edinburgh City Center, the apartment was easy to find and nice enough.
Once I was inside the apartment, Natalia / Paulina started running around the flat, I thought perhaps she is getting changed into some lingerie as she has just come from outside and has jeans and large jacket on, anyway she was looking for a joint which she sparked in front of me and started smoking, she asked what I would like whilst I stood at the door, inside the flat and with some hesitation said well… sex. I asked who was that man and she replied “Alex” and that he is only the driver and takes care of her dog. Anyway, she finished her spiff and a quick glass of white wine and we went into the bedroom. Within 30 seconds she was naked and her body was cold as ice. She bent over to get a condom and I said its oral with out and she said “do you want me to call my boyfriend, outside you met him yea, oral without is extra baby”.
Her body – There is no tits, like a flat chest. Her bum is non-existent. She is slim borderline anorexic; from her pictures she has lost a lot of weight. Her lips were dirty we did not kiss at all. Thank god for that. Her teeth were black. Her hair was undone. Makeup was poorly. Her English is okay, its not her first language, she is polish.
The Sex – Well she bent over and I put it inside doggy style and she started to speak in polish which turned me right off, why she is talking in polish whist we are in doggy position. All she had to do was stay quiet but that was a little too much and I pulled out and said its fine I am going to go, she said of course “my boyfriend is outside” which again was useless to say, was she threatening me I thought. I quickly put on my clothes and left.
Other – Whilst getting changed to leave she kicked the wall and made a huge hole in the wall and then took off the wall art cover it, which amazed me. I feel sorry for the landlord. She clearly has not respect for other people’s apartments.
The End
I have been to a few escorts in my days in various cities and by god never have I had such a weird experience. I do not understand these people, there is no professionalism or courtesy, just pure greed and ignorance.
The sex itself was horrific, I was turned off by meeting her "boyfriend / Pimp" outside which didn't help me. Furthermore, the smell of alcohol and marijuana from her was not attractive nor nice and an actual turn off for me. I left without finishing after only spending 10 minutes in the flat. An experience I will never forget she did give me that.
I would not recommend Natalia / Paulina, she and her pimp (Alex) clearly both are unstable and have more than the one mental health issue.
Looks – 1/10
Body – 1/10
Services – 1/10
Attitude – 1/10
Location – 5/10
Communication – 2/10
Value for Money – 1/10
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