Author Topic: Oriental Serenity Therapies - Addlestone 'New Haw' - Xmas Day R&T  (Read 744 times)

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With a window of a couple of hours opening up late morning before i had to be somewhere i did some advance research
As to what local R&T establishments were open today
It came down to two:  OST & the Bookham chinese R&T

Today radio silence from Bookham
Thought give OST a whirl
A visit donkeys ago & a session with the whirlwind which is Charlie was ace
Like she does a few CCs & RUs you raise your hips & you get a playful smack on the bum 'norty boy'
I have called a few times to see if she is there, sadly nope

Booked half hour [£30] on the blower & rocked up
One bonus of a xmas day excursion is next to zero traffic
Got standard info on the text / prices address etc from Michelle

Rocked up & just about a smile from the receptionist
I'm expecting her to call a masseuse but not its gonna be her
Had it not been xmas day & jack shit alternatives, i'd have come up with some bollox about forgot my wallet etc walked & organised a plan B
Think middle aged woman working in a takeaway looking bored on a quiet day

On a +ve note a better than average room & for UKPers with OHs a very decent shower
I've used it before
& plenty of towels on a square shelving jobby which looked like it was from ikea like a spa, so no worries bout repeat use of towels etc 

This is where the positives ended
A fairly crap brief massage FDM
A whispered u wan extra ? 
Fuck knows why the whispering the venue seemed like a morgue
20 for HE, fine to be paid at the end

A below average HJ followed
Offer of BJ & the smile & her teeth reminded me of Sisi in Tolworth, grey
Its taken me a decade or more to get those out of my memory
I would have paid not to have one
Shot my load on bout 20 mins, could have held it for longer CBA
Clobber on bit of small talk / you come again yes my reply like fuck i will
Didn't bother with a shower & fcuked orf

Revisit:             nope
Recommend:     not with her for sure

I'll give it a neutral only on the basis that they were open on xmas day, i wish they werent


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FFS what a 🔔 end i am  :dash:
Posted in massage section south west rather than south east
Please can a FH / mod move accordingly
Apologies & TIA

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FFS what a 🔔 end i am  :dash:
Posted in massage section south west rather than south east
Please can a FH / mod move accordingly
Apologies & TIA

Moved.

My MIL sends hugs.

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Moved.

My MIL sends hugs.

Thanks  :hi:

Had to look up MIL
 :lol:
Hope she washed her hands b4 cooking you & the OH dinner

I can see the review thread coz am replying but not sure where it is now ?

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Thanks  :hi:

Had to look up MIL
 :lol:
Hope she washed her hands b4 cooking you & the OH dinner

I can see the review thread coz am replying but not sure where it is now ?

Blame the Baileys and shots, right section now.

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Blame the Baileys and shots, right section now.

I hope you have Baileys only @ xmas
Its a bit of a girlie drink
Apologies for miss posting
& thanks again
 :hi:

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I was invited to an Xmas lunch 5 mins walk from there but had to decline as was having my cock sucked by a Chinese lady in London and then a private lunch at a hotel.

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I was invited to an Xmas lunch 5 mins walk from there but had to decline as was having my cock sucked by a Chinese lady in London and then a private lunch at a hotel.

You lucky Alan B'stard
Makes me feel all the better
I wish i hadn't bothered