Stupidly, I assumed punting in Berlin would be an honest affair. As Artemis was closed, I ordered room service, and asked for Fortuna, a big titted pocket rocket. The only rocket power was the rocket she used to get in and out. Straight in, stripped off - covered oral, really angry. I tried to get her to slow down, but she shouted "if you don't come, I will leave!" Turns out, when I did, she left anyway.
All over in < 5 mins, most of which she spent on her phone.
Lesson learnt, off to Artemis when it opens
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