Location:Shop on the Upper Richmond Road, 1 min walk from East Putney Station.
Comms:I sent a what’s app message prior to the day of the massage, comms was ok. Asked if they take card and they said it’s fine.
Looks:I wanted to see Seline who I was talking too, but ended up getting Amy as she was busy. Amy had a nice figure but the face was disappointing. The pictures on the website are filtered and airbrushed to make them look younger
Review:I entered the shop, and bizarrely no one was around, so waited like a lemon for a minute until Seline came out and told me she’s busy so Amy will look after you. She instructed me to go downstairs and get changed. As I was about to get changed Seline asked how I wanted to pay, so I said card, she made a joke in Thai with Amy and they both giggled which I found rude. Anyways I got changed and got naked, and waited for Amy to come and start the massage. The massage began with dry towel method and then it started with hot oil. She said it was Oregano oil but it stank later when it dried out as I was going home and I smelled of rubber durex condom.
As the massage was happening, she was persisting with the same area, I asked her to move up and she just sighed. Going for 40 mins she then asked me if I wanted anything special, I said what’s on offer and she told me HR, I got curious and asked how much to which she shockingly responded £60, I said that’s expensive for just HR. She started explaining that in central London it’s £100 which is bullshit. I kindly turn down the offer but I wanted to say my opinion as I felt she tried to con me which really annoyed me.
I said the going rate is £20/30 max not more. She then furiously replied back no I am not doing that for that price, to which I replied don’t worry I am not asking you.
Because I refused, the massage then turned shit and she just gave up. The mood also changed and she asked me to turn around and then in the last 20 mins she was just light massaging my groin and legs which I didn’t feel anything.
The hour finished, she went on her phone like a little spoilt brat and didn’t engage anymore. So to piss her off I said do you do body to body massage and she replied back saying no I am a good girl, and I replied back but you do hand jobs though. She then looked at me and went back to her phone muttering in Thai. I got changed and left without saying goodbye.
Service and Price:1 hour Thai combo massage for £60.
Conclusion:Not a nice massage if I am honest, shame paying £60 for that, could have had better service for less but I thought I’d change it up. The mere fact she tried to rob me £60 for a handjob is pathetic and got stroppy because I declined is why I am putting this as a negative. She just didn’t have the right attitude. Because she was well spoken in English and not the freshy Thai type, she thought she was top bollocks.
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