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Offline Whore_Monger

You know how they say "quit smoking save money" well I had a similar thought earlier so decided to find a nice quiet place and think back as to how many punts I've tallied up since 2009.
Personally 'only' 18months of that time I've been punting due to relationships.
So I'm on 56+/-3 punts average punt costs £60 for me (mostly quickies) so about £3500 no including misc
expenses like travel, punting phone, Jonny's etc
Although im not gonna give it up in the near future, it puts it into perspective a little when I so hastily spend 50-100quid on a hooker, yet deliberate over things that doesn't necessarily give immediate pleasure, such as a new pair of jeans, extra supplements for the gym, furniture for the house etc.

Thoughts...?
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Offline dilettante

Roughly £1500 over 20 months - about 15% of what I've spent on child maintenance in that time so seems fair enough; and precisely zilch on "high maintenance birds" ...

Offline willbred

Since June 1987, probably getting on for £100k. That's the cost...the value and happy memories are priceless
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Offline tesla

dont even want to consider it, I started in 1979

Roughly £1500 over 20 months - about 15% of what I've spent on child maintenance in that time so seems fair enough; and precisely zilch on "high maintenance birds" ...

Easy. £3240 in 7 months exactly. 28 punts and I've fucked 31 girls, one of them 4 times. I suppose it depends what you call good value!

I wish I didn't keep records....

tcm

Have to say I've given up counting and worrying. But very few regrets once I knew what I was looking for.
Experience is everything, good and bad. Comment is cheap.
Memories undiminished.
PP :hi:

£650 in 5 months. Trying for one punt a month for pecuniary reasons.

I've spent enough money to buy a small car on tattoos, and I've still got loads to ink in yet.  I could have 3 punts a month with my monthly tattoo spend.

I'm pennywise and pound foolish.

And I agree with Private Parts, we do want we want/feel like at the time, at that moment. There's no point looking back.

Offline sam55

I don't keep records, I see it as an unnecessary risk, but wish I did as my memory is hopeless!

Well seening the price to get high these days ?. Around the same hourly cost as a good woman, problem is i like both;-)

But as they say,

"If it floats, flies or fucks, its cheaper to rent".

Offline The happy one

God I really don't want to even think about it

There are over 30 reviews on pnet and there is less that a fifth at least

Plus over a hundred on aw

Plus there are the ones I never reviewed or have been deleted

So has to be close to 400 to 500

At a rough rate of £150

Fuck that and in 10 years

But I have had two wanks today watching some of the videos I have

And when they do get to nail the lid down my body is going to be for fuck all

Sod leaving a beautiful copse mine is going to be battered bruised and fuck ugly with a huge smile
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Offline akauya

I used to keep a tally of the women I fucked but that was years and years ago. I no longer keep records and I don't really want to. It would depress me to find out how much money I spent on hundreds of women (and that's not just prossies I include lovers, girlfriends and swingers).

If I didn't have such an overactive libido I would be a wealthy man.

Offline tonysoprano

I don't count any more it's pointless. Once you accept shagging is a necessity not a luxury than you have to pay for it like all of life's other necessities.

But it's probably 2-3 punts a week for the last 5 years.
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Offline sam55

I don't count any more it's pointless. Once you accept shagging is a necessity not a luxury than you have to pay for it like all of life's other necessities.

But it's probably 2-3 punts a week for the last 5 years.

2-3 a week!!
Crikey!
Unless you're seeing a lot of girls multiple times you must spend a heck of a lot of time researching.
I take my hat off to you sir!   :hi:

Online webpunter

Seems like some UKP guys are in the "100k club" Respec !
I'm around 15k over 5 years or so.  Around the 100-125 mark in terms of numbers  Worth every penny :)
Must sit down & compile a list sometime.  More a nice trip down memory lane - rather than trying to work out how much dosh i've shelled out
Must try harder to get my numbers increased
Can you imagine our friends over at Mnet reading this thread.  It would make their blood boil - even hotter than usual.  To know how much their OH's could be spending & enjoying themselves.  LOL

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2-3 a week!!
Crikey!

Unless you're seeing a lot of girls multiple times you must spend a heck of a lot of time researching.
I take my hat off to you sir!   :hi:
The researching is all part of the fun - especially since being on UKP !
As above - an average of 2.5 punts a week * 50 [a week or two off for holidays] * 5 = 750.  Even if on the high side ish then 500-600 is impressive.  And CRIKEY is a very apt word

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I used to keep a tally of the women I fucked but that was years and years ago. I no longer keep records and I don't really want to. It would depress me to find out how much money I spent on hundreds of women (and that's not just prossies I include lovers, girlfriends and swingers).
If I didn't have such an overactive libido I would be a wealthy man.
But not as happy me thinks.  No point being the wealthiest bloke in the graveyard

I have no idea how many/much nor do I wish to, If I try to sit and think about it, I know there are loads I am missing off the list so its a pointless task, if I am being honest I sometimes wonder, if I cant remember a lot of them why am I doing it.
Then next time I am balls deep in some lass I only met a few minutes before I know why :lol:

Offline af1231

Ive only punted in soho and have been for the past 2 years now. A

Altogether I have spent £1917 on 41 sessions.

I keep a online document with the name price and any comments about the girl.

Offline Diehard

Not kept a detailed record, but average I depend is 150 per punt and have slept with around 170 hookers in 9 years. I'd estimate I'm around the 20 k mark.

I'd say it a lot better way to spend money than on a Porsche 911, I'm thinking of the guys who have spent around 100k.

If sensible, punting just replaces another excess, not adds to it.

Offline biker-boy

This is the first year in around 5 years of punting that I've kept any sort of records, seemed important at the time. On reflection, I'll change the 'important' word for 'interesting'.

The Statistics -

32 bookings with 14 WG's.
£3,330 spent.
Two x 3-somes, 2 x GB's, 1 x 4-some (MFFF).
3 x walk-outs (proud moments!)

VFM = 90%
Regret Level = 50%

Online webpunter

I keep a online document
My fave place for storing stuff.  Just about as bomb-proof as it can get

£1220 I have spent this year on 19 punts

5 - Bad - £250
7 - Neutral - £510
6 - Good - £360
1 - Excellent - £100

By the end of the year, it will be about £2500

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Can u imagine the doomsday scenario - you get caught by the OH. She asks the question - how many ? No point in admitting to 1. An obvious lie.  I'd go for 3. Just missing off the other 120 !
Could then get worse - with divorce proceedings & u have to stand up in court or make a declaration. It wouldn't look good to say "i'd like another 122 offences to be taken into consideration"

Offline Whore_Monger

Fucking brilliant!

The whole world's fucking, personally I'll probably give it up next time a decent relationship comes along, until then I'll justify it as "life experience"  :cool:
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Fucking brilliant!

The whole world's fucking, personally I'll probably give it up next time a decent relationship comes along, until then I'll justify it as "life experience"  :cool:


"Thus spake a man who isn't married";(..


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