External Link/Members OnlyVery very bad punt, which usually doesn’t happen with an agency lass, but unfortunately no reviews on here so had nothing to go by.
Booking arranged with Premium as usual easily by text. North Shields location which was suitably discreet after dark. Decent accommodation fit for purpose.
Met at the door by Zoe who is very pretty and all stats seem correct. She was wearing comfortable casual clothes which I find to be a turn on, so thought I had made a good decision booking.
Into the room and she asked me how long I was staying, £70 for 30mins handed over and she left the room to put the money away. When she returned she immediately picked up a condom and told me to get undressed. It was at this point I knew I shouldn’t have booked. Premium’s site says she’s Polish but speaks perfect English, she did speak English but had a very thick accent which I can’t place and sometimes couldn’t understand.
From this point onwards it was a typical 15min romanian style p&d. I took my clothes off and tried to move closer to her and was told to lie down on the bed so she can put a condom on. I’m guessing she saw my disappointment as she then went on to say that she only provides a basic service, just covered bj and sex. No touching kissing or anything else. Apparently her friend does but when asked if I could see her instead she said she was busy.
Anyways, condom applied to my shrinking member who was not interested at all now, and a half decent bj was provided. When I started getting into it a but and started getting hard, she stopped and said which position I wanted, I asked if she could continue the bj, which she did for another 20 seconds and then got up and said doggy or missionary?
I chose missionary and she put her hand over her pussy and guided me in. I asked if she could move her hand was told very abruptly that my cock was too small for the condom and that she has to keep her hand there to ensure it doesn’t come off.
At this point I closed my eyes, thought of Ana de Armas and was done in a lightning quick time of around 30 secs (the sheer power of my imagination of what I’d do to Ana de Armas if I got the chance
)
Got a baby wipe, some customary small talk (I promise my cock isn’t that small
) and left around 10 mins into my 30 min booking.
Just a bit of a disclosure I was 5 mins late to the booking, which I told Premium about and was not expecting my booking to be extended, I would have happily left after 20-25 mins which I usually do anyway.
Anyways, apparently she not a pro and her friend who is a pro told her to come to Newcastle to come and try it out. She’s back to London tomorrow I think.
Anyways I wouldn’t recommend if she comes up again. Very disappointing
