I fancied a trip into beautiful North Wales to try somewhere new.
I can't find a website but it's listed on Google under the above heading, and you'll find plenty of pics on the listing page.
Premises in the top part of town near to the station.
Not the best first impression as you follow the signs down some dingy concrete steps to a basement underneath what appears to be a restaurant which is being refurbished or converted.
My initial disappointing first impression was forgotten as a door suddenly opened and a very attractive Thai lady emerged looking a bit bewildered.
I got the impression she was otherwise engaged.
(I guess she's the owner who's standing by the bike in the photo.)
I said I'd booked a massage with May, and the next thing a little Thai sausage appeared from the corridor. (She's the other lady with glasses on the photos).
She took me to another room along a dingy corridor.
I asked to go to the toilet and was directed down the concrete floored corridor into the adjoining building site to a grotty lav.
Tbf at least the massage room was clean, warm and cosy with a good massage bench.
We then engaged in something like the four candles sketch in The Two Ronnies but even worse as the only English she seemed to understand was "You give me fiffy poun please, hanjob forty, me take off eighty."
That's £130 I laughed.
She seemed to understand " On yer bike luv" well enough.
I tried to haggle but she wasn't giving in easily.
She got her phone out to try and translate "Are you taking the Mickey I'll give you £60 and that's too much!"
I started to take £60 out of my wallet and she starts to take another £10 out.
I shove it back in, .....out....in...out.!!!
It was getting a bit like the fucking Okey Cokey.
I think she eventually accepted £70 but I was starting to forget what I'd come for by now.
Blimey Charlie what a palaver!
To create a relaxing atmosphere May put her phone on which seemed to be tuned to the best of 70s rock hits.
Any way the little Thai sausage disrobed to reveal a naked Thai sausage with small tits and sticky out nips and commenced a very good soft oil massage as requested, unfortunately with not much teasing which is important to me.
On the turnover after doing my front she turned her attention on my cock and she had a very pleasant HJ technique.
She then climbed aboard nose to tail and gave a decent b2b, before turning around and straggling my thighs as she carried on with the hj.
Percy wasn't playing so the little Thai sausage crawled up a bit higher and rubbed herself on my cock.
The naughty little Thai sausage had suddenly become a hotdog and was intent on finishing me off one way or another.
Not a practice that's top of the list of safe sex practices but it did the job and helped me to reach my usual H-ish E.
Some head and shoulder massage to finish off and a rub down with some warm wipes completed my hour.
Before leaving she was doing her best to ask for my phone number and give me hers to add what appeared to be a list she's preparing.
I was happy to give her the phone number of The Rev Tarquin Snodgrass my local curate.
The decent massage and b2b was enough to scrape a neutral, but the silly prices and rather grotty premises lets the place down.
