External Link/Members OnlyLocationThe zone for those who know it behind ng1 bathroom is looking tired and needs a clean
GirlSo not the girl I was expecting, it is the girl but with lots of photoshop and I mean lots,
22 year old yes I believe she has been 22 at some point my guess 10 years ago
She has got a decent bod and over all to me is a 7
ActionSo booking in after seeing her in the flesh for just 30 min no extras,
I jump in the shower must of been in there for 5 mins at least trying to sort the hot water ffs
When I’m out she on the phone, so I make a noise she turns around and just points at the bed “massage”
No I say but she insists, ok whatever
She starts sucking my nips WTF this is weird to me as I have bodybuilders chest that’s shaved so must of been like licking a cheese grater,
Another 5mins wasted on that
So I now say condom?
She looks at the lad and says yes but slow,
Ok I say, she fucks about for another 5 mins sorting with a wet wipe and tries to mound me in cowgirl I’m rock hard as I’ve had another blue pill, if I hadn’t I reckon I’ll be soft as this girl was just not doing anything for me,
I’m finally in and it’s the weirdest sensation, I’ve never fucked a post op but I’d imaging this is what it would be like, now I’m quite big but it kind of buckled at 4” it just wouldn’t go all in like I was hitting a wall or she had pussy muscles even Rhonda rosey would be proud of,
I flip her to standing doggy and it’s the same only this time I’m trying harder to get balls deep,
She just jumped off and started wanking me with a face like a smacked arse, I ask what’s up she ignores me
So I just walk off and jump in the shower
Back in the room not a word said I get ready and leave while she’s on the phone
It’s only 70 quid so I’m not that bothered
If I were to big for her which I doubt I just this she’s found a way to end a punt quick and she thinks she’s on to a winner,
I wouldn’t have written this review if she had just said to big m not seeing you instead of trying to scam me as that’s what I felt the booking was about,
I was fair and polite and didn’t deserve that kind of coldness.
Made me feel like hanging to punting gloves up…. Then I went to see Charlotte and it’s all better now
I debated a neg but will give the benefit as maybe we just didn’t click, either way I left with full balls so her primary objective as a whore she managed to fuck up.
Recommend- no not a chance
