Date: Mid-November weekend meeting.
Price: 350£ / 1 hour incall
Location: half a mile from Marylebone station
External Link/Members OnlySo at long last I can post my first genuine review in the UK part of the forum, which is kind of a relief because it means both that I'm not just reading some reviews in that sub-forum without contributing much, but also that at long last I've been back to London (2nd half of November).
Intro: I tend to visit London (and UK) once every couple of years, more often when I'm lucky and have enough free time. My punting career began in 2015/16 and, as obvious by the fact I comment way more in the Europe section of UKP and can post occasional advices or reviews there, I tend to visit ladies just as often when on vacations than when at home.
After first couple of years of trials and errors, I tend to do my homework and check sites and forums when I know I'm soon going to some place. I had met a Russian in Amsterdam back in 2015 who had told me she also worked in London often, through Diva website. I checked it out for my next London visit and met a Polish blonde girl back in winter early 2017, months before I eventually found out about UKP. At the time, I didn't think a 8-months old review of a girl who (like a few other Polish ladies of the era) already had plenty of them here around would be that useful. I went back to London in 2019 but didn't follow basic rules (meeting girls with several good reviews) and went for some dubious brown-haired Russian who turned out to be mediocre, and had wholly disappeared from Diva website 10 days later and hasn't since then reappeared anywhere I know of. I tend to delay reviews by at least 2 weeks so that I can reflect on my experience and to make sure the meeting is old enough in the girls' memory not to figure me out if she ever reads it; in this case it seemed the girl had such a bad run in London that she left for good (her Diva page being now erased), which she truly did, and I assumed it would be pointless to write about somebody who would never show up again. So apologies if I still should've reviewed her, but I didn't even have a working link at hand.
Then Covid shit happened, then job issues and some holidays planned with friends, so to my great annoyance I had to wait for more than 4 years before coming back to UK. That's 4 years during which I mostly read Europe threads to check what people were advising in some places I'll be visiting at some point, or to comment on places I know a bit about.
Both in London and Paris, I always hope to meet 2 girls, but it's trickier than I'd like and usually I frustratingly have to do with just 1 meeting. This is what happened to me 3 weeks ago. My first meeting actually happened, with an unreviewed girl, but - specially in case 1st one went bad - I also had in mind a meeting with a reviewed Diva girl who looked quite promising (Madlen). Yet she was overbooked when I contacted Diva on 2nd day, and probably also needed some rest in late evening, so by the time I assumed there was no way I was going to meet her this evening, said evening was already here and it was so late I didn't fancy going once again through the loops to meet another less-promising Diva. On the other hand, the first meeting had been easy to set up and had been very satisfying, so I didn't feel a pressure to get another punting session.
Basically, seeing that Romanians who pre-Covid were at 150/h, are now at 250, and Russians, who were once nearly all at 200/h, are now at 300 for a few and at 350 for most, I came to the conclusion that, for my first night in town, at a 350/h cost, I might as well go for a British lady, since their agencies didn't seem to have changed much their pricetag. I had known about Max's Angels for some time, but 2023 reviews weren't stellar and I didn't really fancy their looks. Allure had prices all over the place. Then there were Hamilton and Bijoux, and the few Bijoux reviews I could find here around looked good enough and it seemed to be the less risky agency option (as in the agency with the best, though few, reviews on average). Not being London-based, AW is a no-go for me, too much hassle.
My first intention was to visit a British babe, and I had spotted a fiery redhead called Fern. Alas she wasn't available at the beginning of my weekend November visit, so I looked into the other girls, and found out an Australian lady called Alissa - since pics looked good enough for me, though possibly photoshopped, I jumped on the occasion of tasting an "exotic" lady (Aussies aren't that common in Continental Europe), aware that I was taking some risk and ready to assume failure - her rate was 350£/hour, and other Bijoux girls had 400/h, so I wasn't sure if the slightly lower price meant lower quality/performance. I didn't ask for any extra so no idea what she does apart from OWO and (D)FK included in base price. 350 is expensive, but no more than some Russian girls, and the pound has taken a beating at the exchange rate, so not as insanely high as it would've been in 2016.
Comms with Bijoux are easy, replies are fast - by text, apparently no Whatsapp available. Also had a quick phonecall at noon, so that I could confirm I was actually a male adult and sounded like one, and wasn't some fake or time-waster. Bijoux manager efficiently gave me the address right away. I went in the evening, showered and shaved, came to the address on time and texted to get the room number to ring.
The
flat is serviceable. Clean bathroom with mouthwash and one of the largest towels of my punting career; alright bedroom though a bit tiny. It looks like Bijoux agency works pretty much like the Spanish agencies I've used a few times, the agency basically rents a place with a couple of bedrooms and bathroom, and girls - who mostly seem to do that work part-time on the side - go there shortly before a client is scheduled - thus the smallish bedroom wouldn't be that much of an issue since they don't spend entire days on end there. I assume most of the Bijoux girls who do incall in Marylebone work from that place.
Alissa was waiting for me and had half-opened her door when I arrived. We had a quick chat, presentation, talk about London weather, paperwork, then off to the shower.
She's not tall but well-proportioned since she's quite a slim girl, and untattooed. I can confirm that her pics are her own, bits of face and body check out, though with obvious photoshop in some pics in which her waist has been stupidly thinned out, and the fakery shows. That's stupidly unnecessary because she's a beach-lover with a really good and fit body so they could put strictly unfiltered pics and she would look good. She's blondish with bright blue eyes and a nice face, in a kind of next-door-girl style. She also has what I assume is some typical Australian accent - since it doesn't come close to any British or American accent I've ever heard. Nice bum and legs, and most importantly gorgeous natural boobs which are great to play with - I'm not the best at estimating these but C at least, plenty to handle, kiss and lick.
Playtime: she's not shy with tongue kisses - not sure if they qualify as FK or "DFK" since I've never been sure what's the difference actually is: either you kiss with tongue and it's a French kiss, or you just kiss on the lips and it's NOT a French kiss at all. So, tongue (and tongue-twisting) was frequently involved, she was offering them at times, asking for them other times. After undressing, plenty of kisses, touching, stroking on our bodies. Her breasts and nipples are quite sensitive and she enjoyed me taking care of them - good since I'm fond of kissing, licking and fondling breasts. She went then straight for a nice OWO. Then she was quite receptive to DATY and quite enthusiastic; since I could see there was a chance of getting somewhere, I took time enough to go to the very end, after a lot of "God!" on her part (that's obviously not the nickname I use when booking girls). Considering how her hips moved at the end and her upper body was flustered red right after, she wasn't merely faking it. She's just as enthusiastic and energetic for the sex part, which went for some time, with several positions like cowgirl and missionary - during which she was moving and pushing herself deeper on me, enjoying it quite a bit.
Since preliminaries were quite long already (and I like to take time to enjoy the girl before going to intercourse), I only had one go; there's no way my battle station would've been fully operational in less than 20 min, so we spent them resting a bit in each other's arms, kissing, touching each other, and chatting. Social time was nice, she's quite friendly and fun (and obviously there's no issue with language, which makes it easier).
Conclusion: What was quite a gamble to begin with turned out really good eventually - one of the few times where picking an unreviewed girl worked out great for me, as opposed to the majority cases it turned out shit. Considering how it went, that she obviously likes sex and doesn't do meetings all day long, it's one of the paying meetings I had that looked the closest to actually pulling a genuine civilian for some one-time fun. If I actually lived in London and had plenty of ££, I would go back one day (after trying a couple of Bijoux ladies). Hopefully, others will have just as good a time as I had, or even better - though I can't guarantee it obviously.
Once again, apologies for not being able to post frequent UK reviews. At least another London one (2 if lucky) should come at most 12 months from now, but other than that I'll mostly stick to the Europe board - if it's of any use, I might post a couple of reviews from Paris and Geneva next year as well.
