Favourite celebrity? - The Queen
What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually? (be honest!) Sex with our 20 year old gardener
What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public? Fell over at ascot and lost my hat
Can we meet at yours? No I live in a large country house with children converted barns staff etc
This is all so very sad - someone has been reading too much Mills and Boon I fear.
Nobody with the slightest modicum of breeding would ever regard the Queen as a celebrity. The answer surely should have been - What's a celebrity?
Still, it's got me thinking - fucking for charity could be a very good way of raising money and we could feel that we're doing something worthwhile.