Herb Garden - Holloway Road, Islington - Surprise RO

[pbj46]

Booked an hour or two in advance via WhatsApp, agreed £45 for 60 mins.

This was a few weeks ago.

Location
82 Holloway Road, with a horrible green coloured frontage.
External Link/Members Only

Venue
Small, a bit pokey.  Not sure if they have more than 1 room, when I visited the receptionist locked the door, showed me to the room then followed me in a couple mins later.  Quiet, warm enough & discreet.

Masseuse
Mid 40s possibly, Chinese, not much of a looker, slight belly.

Massage
The massage was fairly lacklustre.  After about 5 mins, a few swipes and comments about a nice bum left no doubt that she was more interested in the extras than the massage.  Given the massage was going nowhere, agreed £40 for topless HE.  She discarded a few layers, revealing a slightly pudgy belly but a fairly decent, albeit small, set of tits.  As she slowly fiddled with my balls & cock, I began sucking her tits, which she seemed to enjoy.  So we spent a while on that, cock in hand, tits in mouth, alternating between soft & hard sucking with the tongue flicking & caressing the nips.  This was working her up, and she asked something which I didn't quite catch. She asked if I liked to lick, and I said "yes, you like?", her eyes lit up and she removed her trousers and panties, gave herself a bit of a wash in the sink then told me to get off the bed.

She lay down, legs open to reveal a nice, well trimmed box which smelled, and tasted, rather pleasant.  I dutifuly went to work, nibbling and sucking on her while squeezing her tits and allowing the hands to roam. Attempted fingering but was prevented from doing so.  She came 3 or 4 times, before making me pause and get up.  Told me to lie back down, I thought we were done but far from it.  She straddled by face and began to grind her juicebox on my mouth, for another few orgasms before she was finally done.

At this point, I was certain I'd get a nice BJ in return, but to my utter dismay she refused and finished me with a rather dull, given the circumstances, HE.  I guess I got owned, by a selfish horny MILF.  Lol.

Conclusion
Shit massage, uninspiring HE, pokey venue.  The surprise extended oral session pushed it from a negative to a neutral.

[Kojac]

she asked something which I didn't quite catch. She asked if I liked to lick, and I said "yes, you like?", her eyes lit up and she removed her trousers and panties, gave herself a bit of a wash in the sink then told me to get off the bed.

She lay down, legs open to reveal a nice, well trimmed box which smelled, and tasted, rather pleasant.

Rule No1 in punting IMHO, don't act passive and expect the lady to take the lead.

The bolder and more direct about the real reason you in a massage parlour, the more likely you are going to get what you secretly want and much more.

Next time when a lady leaves you to disrobe, stand naked in front of the door with you cock in hand.  When she returns to the room, point to your now hard cock and tell her you want some pussy.

Believe me this approach works like a charm.

Once you see that the direct approach works you will be kicking yourself for missing out on oppurtunities like Japanese Ella from Health Balance on Essex Road N1. 

Happy punting Sir   

[pbj46]

missing out on oppurtunities like Japanese Ella from Health Balance on Essex Road N1. 

Haha, did you manage to visit and discover the full range of services?

[Ivor Hunch]

Rule No1 in punting IMHO, don't act passive and expect the lady to take the lead.

The bolder and more direct about the real reason you in a massage parlour, the more likely you are going to get what you secretly want and much more.

Next time when a lady leaves you to disrobe, stand naked in front of the door with you cock in hand.  When she returns to the room, point to your now hard cock and tell her you want some pussy.

Believe me this approach works like a charm.

Once you see that the direct approach works you will be kicking yourself for missing out on oppurtunities like Japanese Ella from Health Balance on Essex Road N1. 

Happy punting Sir   

Seen your Cherry review- which sounded like a good time-  so a later visit was even better?

[Kojac]

Seen your Cherry review- which sounded like a good time-  so a later visit was even better?

I have not returned as Cherry works outside of London which seems to be common with Chinese ladies, but I have been told that Lily is working this week.