External Link/Members OnlyComms: slow to start but when she eventually reads your texts it’s efficient. Friendly on the exchanges.
Location: Nice clean apartment in a newish block by the river in the centre of town. Provides the postcode and gives exact instructions on how to get to her place once you’re there. There’s no parking on-site but a multi storey car park is less than 1 minute walk away. From front entrance to front door it was discrete with little/no residents. This was midweek.
Services! GFE £120 for 1 hour. Included DFK / RO / OWO / Rimming on her / Protected sex
Services: started on a poor note. Texted on arrival and was told “gimme few mins. Previous client still in shower”. It’s clear this is as close to a conveyor belt as it gets. Got turned off and tried to cancel but she was on the phone sharp and convinced me to stay. Was let in by her flatmate who I discovered was
External Link/Members Only Kristine. She looked so tired but was super friendly and welcoming. Showed me to her bedroom whilst I waited for MJ to shower herself. Was she enough to make me think on returning to sample her services? No
MJ entered within minutes and showed me to her bedroom. She’s a super friendly lady with smiles almost 100 pct of the time. She’s chatty and she’s warm and welcoming. She greets with a gentle but slow lip kiss. Fun coupons were handed over. OWO is an extra but I just went for the standard GFE service and chanced my luck. Her likes suggest OWO can also be at her discretion so it’s a lucky dip. She definitely is way beyond her AW stated 32 years. Add minimum another decade. She’s about 5’4” ish. She’s been described in other reviews as being “stocky”. I’d agree. C/D Chebs that hold fairly hefty scarring. They’re def natural so my guess is she’s had implants removed. She’s fairly curvy without being fat or overweight. She’s in proportion apart from her arse. It’s rock solid but small. Weird really.
What followed was a standard sesh. Tbh - if the session was a main course on a menu it would be a “shepherd’s pie”. Nothing spectacular but not awful either. Anyone out there that now who wants to bleat on with “the shepherds pie at The Ivy is Devine” can fk off ! You get my drift.
So we had DFK, fingering, rimming, RO (she pretended to cum several times with this jolting body move. Believable perhaps apart from the fact that it was about 30 seconds after I had started!). 69 and OWO. That was okayish. Not setting the world alight. Then we went with covered mish. To her credit, she stuck a pillow underneath and we went deep. Very very deep. This time she did cum…very much so. She didn’t try to block or limit the depth so that was top notch of her. I bolted on her second orgasm. I’m a one pop guy so we chatted the time out which was nice and relaxed. As I say - she’s a really warm and friendly girl.
Positives: personality / smile / enthusiastic service / revels a deep shag
Negs: Nobody likes to be told the previous client is in the shower.
Conclusion: I left feeling 6.5/10 I’ve graded it a positive but only just.
Would I return: nah
On a side note : standard of WGs in this area now is so shite. It’s almost left with no choice but to just go with the tug shops who are now all charging way over the top. In fact, when I turned around at the start of this punt I contemplated the tug shop up the road and quickly decided it would be a no - non negotiable ton for a B2B. Total fig madness.
