External Link/Members OnlyTime 1 hour
Cost £45 + £30
Comms
Phoned half hour in advance and made appointment, when I turned up they did not have a clue I had made an appointment.
Premise
Near the Howgate Center, fairly exposed if you are nervous
The premise have 3 massage rooms, with proper massage tables, shower is available.
Masseur
There was two ladies, I was told I had Jenny, she is Thai I would say about a size 14, big ass and big breasts. Dressed in uniform, tunic and trousers. English is good, not very chatty which I prefer.
Massage
This is where the wheels came of the bus. She used non scented hot oil which was good, but she is a poor masseur. She asked what type of massage I wanted, I said firm but it was not. She rubbed my feet, then my lower back, then my neck, then my calf’s, there was nothing joined up about the massage.
After about 20 minutes she asked if I wanted anything extra today, prices were, hand job £40, topless hand job £60, nude body to body £100. I told her I would pay £30 for hand job, she agreed.
She carried on the poor massage, nothing sexual, no strokes or sexual touching, after 10 minutes she said turn over which I did. She took a load of hot oil and poured it over my dick and balls, started to wank me and playing with my balls. To be honest I had to give her directions, told her to play with my ass, told her to look at me not turn her head the opposite direction. I spoke dirty to try and get me going, her actual hand job was not bad. I had a feel of her big ass no problem, tried to massaged her huge breasts, but she stopped me. I did come hard in the end. This was about 40 minutes into a 60 massage.
She seemed to lose interest and I had to say we have time left, she agreed but look confused. I got her to give me a head and foot massage to fill in the last 20 minutes.
After the hour was over I got changed and left feeling that was a waste of money.
Basic problem is Jenny is a shit masseur, who is not interested, avoided her.
