Irina massage - Earls Court
External Link/Members OnlyI was keen on a good FBSM and came across Irina in here with quite a few good reviews so thought this would be a good shout- but very much wasn’t and really not sure why there are so many good reviews, maybe I just caught her on a bad day but was a very poor experience
Comms - done by sms, replied pretty quickly, booked a time for an hour - on arrival she said she only had time for 30min which was quite annoying
SP- really not to my taste. About 40 years old, chubby/overweight. I knew from reviews she wasn’t going to be a stunner and was expecting average but was still disappointed
Location: a few min walk from Earl’s Court station - very small apartment but comfortable enough for a massage. Comfortable massage table, some nice music in the background etc
Action: this is where is went from bad to worse. Already a little bit put off by changing the time and not looking anything like photos but decided to go ahead anyway because I’d made the effort to get there already. So agreed £60 for 30min including OWO
Massage started, she stopped twice to answer texts from other punters on her phone.definitely not what you want to get into the mood. After that the massage was okay, quite light, body slides and fairly enjoyable. Asked to turn around and started handjob, had a really bad technique so I asked her to move to OWO instead. She did this very briefly and then back to handjob. A few minutes in was already giving me time pressure to cum while giving a crappy handjob that would never get me there. Instant mood kill. Asked again for OWO again did this for about 30 seconds before stopping. Continued crappy handjob, managed to make myself cum but very unsatisfying.
All in all a very disappointing experience
Would I return? Def not
