Blonde and British - Birmingham

[Kenning]

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I was inclined to leave this as a negative but perhaps the fault is 50% mine
to start with the comms we’re pretty good give her a call, and she answered pretty much immediately a meeting about an hour later
 after a hiatus I was looking for someone a little special
Go to the apartment, she opened the door, had arrange for her to wear a dress, no dress, worn, just a robe
I was expecting her to be a little curvy, but she is full on a very large young lady so launch, but you can’t do much.
Her age does seem accurate, handed the money over and from here on. She has just lost interest not that she had much interest to start with
tried to insert a finger. Oh no, you’re been too rough
smacked her bottom. No you can’t do that, even though it says on the like’s spanking
Paid her for half an hour Left after about 10 minutes after she was showing the enthusiasm no interest and I can see this is going to go nowhere
so as I say Should be a negative leaving neutral because I blame myself

[shrewsmale]

why is any of that your fault?

[Talbear]

Completely up to you what rating you give…

But from what I am reading that sounds like a definite negative, can’t blame yourself for her lack of engagement

[Jasonk71]

£100 for twenty mins. Somebody is having a laff.
BTW,  I see that you've had seven crap punts out of thirteen. Maybe you should give up punting

[Kenning]

Tbf you’re not wrong I’ve deliberately slowed my activity, just hard to ween yourself from it
Will definitely try to give up but my will power aint that great

[pbrown355]

This is not your fault. Book some well reviewed girls because your own choices are terrible. That way you also won't need to beat yourself up about lack of willpower.

[Kenning]

This is not your fault. Book some well reviewed girls because your own choices are terrible. That way you also won't need to beat yourself up about lack of willpower.

Cheers pal

[alibirmingham]

Thanks for the review OP, surprised you feel it was your fault. At the end of the day the WGs advertised a service and if they lack in that it isn’t your fault. Most of us would rate this a negative but if you’d like it to stay neutral then that’s what it is.

Moving forward I second what PBrown has said. Go for well reviewed and trusted SP’s so you have a good idea of what to expect. Think you’d enjoy punting more that way and may even want to stay in the punting game a bit longer 

[Bigd22]

I have shown Chloe the reviews on here after coming back to visit her again and Chloe has this to say about the above review:

“The dress wasn’t sexy, I put a sexy outfit on that I had choose and showed the client the dress he choose the outfit. It’s halirious he wants to discuss my size when I had to lift  his belly to look for his cock which is when he told me “it is there you just need to look” I had to push his fat down to get his micro to pop out which no joke was the size of a button. I asked him to shower he said no AND I STILL PROCEEDED TO TRY AND CARRY ON. He then told me to stop using my hands so I couldn’t pop his button micro out so he wanted me to just rub my face with my open mouth on his unwashed smelly self. Wg’s don’t lose interest it’s very hard to get interested with someone like that with no prior warning. If I’m a big girl you was 4 times the size of me at least I was washed and showered. You need to use hands to pop the micro out without it I was just putting his fat from his pelvis in my mouth and there was A LOT. You know how some guys text wg’s do you see big dick, do you see black guys if someone said do you see blokes  size of whales with micros I would of said no. I like sex I love sex but in all honestly I also like there being something there for me to suck or at least let it get past my teeth. There was no vaginal  play at all my clit wasn’t even touched and you just tried to ram your fingers in to me after my pussy was dryer than the desert after seeing you. Seeing from your reviews you’ve had quite a few bad meets I’m glad I’m not the only girl who has felt the same way. I think it’s great punters get to have their say on their experiences but there is always 2 sides to every story. Removed No micro penis invited”

I have to admit Lads I’ve got 6 inches and it’s the best sloppy toppy I’ve had just a shame cim is extra.

[Colston36]

£100 for twenty mins. Somebody is having a laff.
BTW,  I see that you've had seven crap punts out of thirteen. Maybe you should give up punting

No need to give up. Just do your homework. And UKP makes it so easy!

[Colston36]

I have shown Chloe the reviews on here after coming back to visit her again and Chloe has this to say about the above review:

“The dress wasn’t sexy, I put a sexy outfit on that I had choose and showed the client the dress he choose the outfit. It’s halirious he wants to discuss my size when I had to lift  his belly to look for his cock which is when he told me “it is there you just need to look” I had to push his fat down to get his micro to pop out which no joke was the size of a button. I asked him to shower he said no AND I STILL PROCEEDED TO TRY AND CARRY ON. He then told me to stop using my hands so I couldn’t pop his button micro out so he wanted me to just rub my face with my open mouth on his unwashed smelly self. Wg’s don’t lose interest it’s very hard to get interested with someone like that with no prior warning. If I’m a big girl you was 4 times the size of me at least I was washed and showered. You need to use hands to pop the micro out without it I was just putting his fat from his pelvis in my mouth and there was A LOT. You know how some guys text wg’s do you see big dick, do you see black guys if someone said do you see blokes  size of whales with micros I would of said no. I like sex I love sex but in all honestly I also like there being something there for me to suck or at least let it get past my teeth. There was no vaginal  play at all my clit wasn’t even touched and you just tried to ram your fingers in to me after my pussy was dryer than the desert after seeing you. Seeing from your reviews you’ve had quite a few bad meets I’m glad I’m not the only girl who has felt the same way. I think it’s great punters get to have their say on their experiences but there is always 2 sides to every story. removed No micro penis invited”

I have to admit Lads I’ve got 6 inches and it’s the best sloppy toppy I’ve had just a shame cim is extra.

This is riveting stuff. More please.!!!

[Iloveoral]

I have shown Chloe the reviews on here after coming back to visit her again and Chloe has this to say about the above review:

“The dress wasn’t sexy, I put a sexy outfit on that I had choose and showed the client the dress he choose the outfit. It’s halirious he wants to discuss my size when I had to lift  his belly to look for his cock which is when he told me “it is there you just need to look” I had to push his fat down to get his micro to pop out which no joke was the size of a button. I asked him to shower he said no AND I STILL PROCEEDED TO TRY AND CARRY ON. He then told me to stop using my hands so I couldn’t pop his button micro out so he wanted me to just rub my face with my open mouth on his unwashed smelly self. Wg’s don’t lose interest it’s very hard to get interested with someone like that with no prior warning. If I’m a big girl you was 4 times the size of me at least I was washed and showered. You need to use hands to pop the micro out without it I was just putting his fat from his pelvis in my mouth and there was A LOT. You know how some guys text wg’s do you see big dick, do you see black guys if someone said do you see blokes  size of whales with micros I would of said no. I like sex I love sex but in all honestly I also like there being something there for me to suck or at least let it get past my teeth. There was no vaginal  play at all my clit wasn’t even touched and you just tried to ram your fingers in to me after my pussy was dryer than the desert after seeing you. Seeing from your reviews you’ve had quite a few bad meets I’m glad I’m not the only girl who has felt the same way. I think it’s great punters get to have their say on their experiences but there is always 2 sides to every story. Removed No micro penis invited”

I have to admit Lads I’ve got 6 inches and it’s the best sloppy toppy I’ve had just a shame cim is extra.

Not only are you her spokesperson but you’ve also helped advertise an offer for reviews