Sunny Thai Massage - 5 Mins from Wrexham

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Sunny - 5 mins from Wrexham.


Terms of Reference  -  There`s not a lot going on around the Chester area so was tempted  to try here after a few reasonable reviews.


Contact  -   External Link/Members Only


Comms  -     No issues straight forward booking - post code given then address on arrival.


Location  -  Bungalow slightly back off road on the outskirts of a village 2 - 3 mins off the A55. On a bend so parking is a few hundred yards walk.

 
Premesis  -  Private address so all clean and tidy, shower and bog up to scratch, table in a side room.


The Girl  -  Subjective as ever but if you`re going only for a massage and the girls body type doesn`t matter fine, but the only way she would be sexy is if you had a thing about the pictures in Farming Weekly. Bovine figure bovine flops. Facially attractive though and in her forties.


The Service  -
Mounted the table and she got her kit off. A reasonable massage, neither here nor there, not hard but then again not sensual for the first 20 mins or so. Then a change to fingertip tease and reach unders followed by her body to body. Fair enough she got on the table and used her udders to good effect but no arse or fanny rubs, mind you the table might have collapsed. Cue health & safety bursting through the door waving clipboard and cones in hand. No it was reasonable being better than the neutered tableside titty rub that sometimes masquerades as a B2B but not upto to the standard of a good proper one.  Oily hand/tit job followed again reasonable which leads me to a pet hate. I was once offered the opinion that all women are bi-polar. I`m not quite sure about that but in wanking terms finding a woman who knows how to give a good HJ is on par with finding a good dentist or hairdresser. The first part of this HJ was very good with teasing and little rubs in all the right places, then it was like someone had flicked a switch - BOOM! The flag dropped, the clutch dropped, revs went into a red band hand job and speeds were either flat out or Geronimo! Numbness set in after a couple of laps until eventually after a pit stop the chequered flag dropped on this spunky sprint race.
Took a shower in which her arm assisted from the other side of the screen and then off I fucked. Out past the nosy old bloke peering through the fence next door and on to the shit 20 mph limit roads which were treated with utter contempt like most sensible Welsh drivers. If you get your jollies by attending lots of funerals or car is jammed in first gear you`ll enjoy driving here just allow a couple of days to get where you`re going.
Cost was £40 x 1hr massage and £60 for the B2B, whatever it came to £100 all in.



Comments and Thoughts  -   I think the lady is a reasonable asset for this area. Its a bit far for me -  a 72 mile round trip means nothing about the massage or HJ would make me want to travel that distance to repeat. If I lived in the Wrexham or Chester areas I would consider a return match.


Marks out of 10


Comms - 9
 
Area - 7 (park & walk)

Premesis - 9

Massage - 7

The Post Massage Fun and Games - 7

Would I Return - Unlikely due to travel distance.

[Blackcat25]

Thanks for the review. I did recently make a visit here and my experience/opinion pretty much matches yours. Apart from I didn’t go for the B2B as I wanted to see what the setup and HE was like, so every intention would have been to give it a go on a second visit but I don’t think I’ll bother returning.

[spiralnotebook]

Hi Blackcat, indeed if the massage or Hj had been toe curling it would have been a positive and I would probably gone again but nothing special and very run of the mill for the price. It may be back to the infinately frustrating `evening Thai massage in Chester` then a curry from the Tandoori   

[Blackcat25]

Hi Blackcat, indeed if the massage or Hj had been toe curling it would have been a positive and I would probably gone again but nothing special and very run of the mill for the price. It may be back to the infinately frustrating `evening Thai massage in Chester` then a curry from the Tandoori   

I saw your review on her, what a shame she doesn’t do a HE!! It’s really slim pickings in these parts and I find myself venturing further afield.

Maybe try meetangholisticmassage.co.uk if you’re ever over Manchester way, I went again recently and it was pretty good.

[Thephoenix]

Thanks for the review Spiral.

As I'm in the Winter of my punting hobby I do often wonder why I'm still on the site, then I read one of your entertaining reviews and it cheers me up no end.

I tend to agree with your comments although as an 83 year old  this young bonnie lass is just my cup of tea.
Then again I'm easily pleased.

It's not as far for me to travel, and the reason I go back is that she's consistent in her level of service which is quite good-ish.

So a consistent quite good-ish, is better for me than the generally inconsistent and poor service available from any other places in North Wales. 

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You’re only as old as the woman you feel mate