External Link/Members OnlyAnother review of Brooklyn generously gave her 9/10 for looks and said she looked stunning. We all have different tastes but personally, I didn't rate her anywhere near as highly. Unfortunately I disagreed with almost everything in that review. I thought I'd write this as an alternative review as I consider the other one to be misleading. I saw her for a 30 min booking.
The first disappointment was on arrival as I mentally compared the stunning pic on the website to the reality in front of me. She looks nothing like her pics. I tell a lie, her hair is the same, possibly...
A fellow reviewer on here stated that he doesn't know what a size 8 looks like, bless him. Well I do and she looks like a 12 to me. There's no way she's a 10 and if she claims she's an 8, it must've been a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
One of the few occasions that I've seen a girl and thought she should be the one paying me. Oral was particularly poor. She said I was fortunate to receive OWO as she doesn't do it with everyone. I didn't feel very lucky once she got started... At one point I had to use my hand to keep hard during OWO as it was so poor and she told me not to pull the foreskin back! She wasn't even going to let me pleasure myself adequately !
I can laugh now as it was over a week ago but at the time I thought "What a waste of money, I'd rather be watching the telly"
Miraculously my dick stayed hard long enough for sex and I decided doggy style was going to be the way to go. She kept checking with me that the condom was still on literally every 2 minutes! This quickly got annoying. Needless to say things didn't come to a satisfactory conclusion. One of those punts that makes you seriously consider quitting and going down the pub instead.
I'll accept a drink clinking smilie as thanks for taking one for the team and saving you all £50...
Face 4/10
Body 3/10
Hair 8/10
Personality 4/10
Photoshop skills 11/10
Note
Since then I've had excellent bookings with Keeva and Honey restoring my faith in the punting game.
PS. Honey's mate Teen_Jade is stunning and looks like Skin Diamond of of mucky stuff that I don't watch on the internet. She will be mine for a small amount of time next week...