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Offline Highlander

http://www.diamondsofnewcastle.com/Newcastle_Escort/565/Newcastle_Escort_Brooklyn.html

Another review of Brooklyn generously gave her 9/10 for looks and said she looked stunning. We all have different tastes but personally, I didn't rate her anywhere near as highly. Unfortunately I disagreed with almost everything in that review. I thought I'd write this as an alternative review as I consider the other one to be misleading. I saw her for a 30 min booking.

The first disappointment was on arrival as I mentally compared the stunning pic on the website to the reality in front of me. She looks nothing like her pics. I tell a lie, her hair is the same, possibly...

A fellow reviewer on here stated that he doesn't know what a size 8 looks like, bless him. Well I do and she looks like a 12 to me. There's no way she's a 10 and if she claims she's an 8, it must've been a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

One of the few occasions that I've seen a girl and thought she should be the one paying me. Oral was particularly poor. She said I was fortunate to receive OWO as she doesn't do it with everyone. I didn't feel very lucky once she got started... At one point I had to use my hand to keep hard during OWO as it was so poor and she told me not to pull the foreskin back! She wasn't even going to let me pleasure myself adequately !

I can laugh now as it was over a week ago but at the time I thought "What a waste of money, I'd rather be watching the telly"

Miraculously my dick stayed hard long enough for sex and I decided doggy style was going to be the way to go. She kept checking with me that the condom was still on literally every 2 minutes! This quickly got annoying. Needless to say things didn't come to a satisfactory conclusion. One of those punts that makes you seriously consider quitting and going down the pub instead.

I'll accept a drink clinking smilie as thanks for taking one for the team and saving you all £50...  ;)

Face 4/10
Body 3/10
Hair 8/10
Personality 4/10
Photoshop skills 11/10

Note
Since then I've had excellent bookings with Keeva and Honey restoring my faith in the punting game.

PS. Honey's mate Teen_Jade is stunning and looks like Skin Diamond of of mucky stuff that I don't watch on the internet. She will be mine for a small amount of time next week...
« Last Edit: September 25, 2014, 07:02:51 PM by Highlander »

Oh dear.... great review thanks and sorry to see you had an awful punt.
I hate to see money down the drain when there are so many others who give a first class service.
FB

Thanks for the review. What a disappointment. Though her being a size 12 wouldn't put me off.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2014, 07:37:26 PM by ProfessorYaffle »

Offline Greenman

Thanks for the review
Saved another £50 for someone who will enjoy the job and not the ££


Offline Bengeo13

Thanks Highlander, that previous review had opened up a possible booking for me, but not now! Similar to yourself my faith has recently been restored after meetings with Honey & Savannah (separately). 

Offline Bradley

I saw her yesterday and 100% agree with every word you've said. As in EVERY single word. Had the exact same experience.

Offline fatlun

Thanks for the review.
Really annoy with girl pretending to very size 8 and in fact a size 12+.
Had a similar experience with Collen at diamond (Irish touring girl who has left since), a size 12 Plus but profile say size 8.
Size does matter........

Offline Toshiba

Thanks for the review.
Really annoy with girl pretending to very size 8 and in fact a size 12+.
Had a similar experience with Collen at diamond (Irish touring girl who has left since), a size 12 Plus but profile say size 8.
Size does matter........

Agree with colleen quote, bordering on chubby

Good review many thanks

Highlander it says at the bottom about the girl who looks like skin diamond is she called honey or teen jade? I sessioned with a girl a year back called honey through newcastle massage who was like her, i would give my nuts to see this girl again, if it is her hook a brother up

Online johnny34

Thanks for the review & thanks for saving me £50, sorry it was so shit for you.

Highlander it says at the bottom about the girl who looks like skin diamond is she called honey or teen jade? I sessioned with a girl a year back called honey through newcastle massage who was like her, i would give my nuts to see this girl again, if it is her hook a brother up
The girl is 'teen_jade' & is new to the industry (started last week) & is a friend of 'Honey' from diamonds, so not the girl you saw last year.

http://www.diamondsofnewcastle.com/Newcastle_Escort/565/Newcastle_Escort_Brooklyn.html

Another review of Brooklyn generously gave her 9/10 for looks and said she looked stunning. We all have different tastes but personally, I didn't rate her anywhere near as highly. Unfortunately I disagreed with almost everything in that review. I thought I'd write this as an alternative review as I consider the other one to be misleading. I saw her for a 30 min booking.

The first disappointment was on arrival as I mentally compared the stunning pic on the website to the reality in front of me. She looks nothing like her pics. I tell a lie, her hair is the same, possibly...

A fellow reviewer on here stated that he doesn't know what a size 8 looks like, bless him. Well I do and she looks like a 12 to me. There's no way she's a 10 and if she claims she's an 8, it must've been a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

One of the few occasions that I've seen a girl and thought she should be the one paying me. Oral was particularly poor. She said I was fortunate to receive OWO as she doesn't do it with everyone. I didn't feel very lucky once she got started... At one point I had to use my hand to keep hard during OWO as it was so poor and she told me not to pull the foreskin back! She wasn't even going to let me pleasure myself adequately !

I can laugh now as it was over a week ago but at the time I thought "What a waste of money, I'd rather be watching the telly"

Miraculously my dick stayed hard long enough for sex and I decided doggy style was going to be the way to go. She kept checking with me that the condom was still on literally every 2 minutes! This quickly got annoying. Needless to say things didn't come to a satisfactory conclusion. One of those punts that makes you seriously consider quitting and going down the pub instead.

I'll accept a drink clinking smilie as thanks for taking one for the team and saving you all £50...  ;)

Face 4/10
Body 3/10
Hair 8/10
Personality 4/10
Photoshop skills 11/10

Note
Since then I've had excellent bookings with Keeva and Honey restoring my faith in the punting game.

PS. Honey's mate Teen_Jade is stunning and looks like Skin Diamond of of mucky stuff that I don't watch on the internet. She will be mine for a small amount of time next week...
I want to take issue with saying my review was misleading.

If my review was generous then I believe your review is harsh and misleading. I tried to qualify the size 8 thing by giving a comparison to Selma Hyak size and shape and I stand by that.. My experience with her was as written and no way misleading.

I still think her pictures are pretty accurate on AW and Diamonds, her personality service, and attitude to me was first class, I do find her beautiful and for me her body is perfect

Offline sentinel

Yet another Diamonds horror story.

Looks like it's time to boycott the agency completely.
Banning reason: Fluffy dick

Offline Bradley

Highlander's review is not, in my opinion, at all misleading. I'll be producing a very similar one over the weekend.

Offline Highlander

I want to take issue with saying my review was misleading.

If my review was generous then I believe your review is harsh and misleading. I tried to qualify the size 8 thing by giving a comparison to Selma Hyak size and shape and I stand by that.. My experience with her was as written and no way misleading.

I still think her pictures are pretty accurate on AW and Diamonds, her personality service, and attitude to me was first class, I do find her beautiful and for me her body is perfect

Take issue all you like but I apologize if I've offended you. We obviously have different expectations and standards. You have your opinion and I have mine. Personally, I found your review misleading as in my opinion it makes her out to be something she's not, or at least wasn't based on the 30mins I had with her. In fact I disagreed with literally everything in your review. We may have to agree to disagree about this one. Bradley agrees with me and obviously had a very similar experience so that's at least one verification of my review.

RE Salma Hayek comparison-  Really? I watched this famous scene with her... If Brooklyn had been anywhere near as sexy with my albino Python I would've been a very happy man  +1 what Clooney says at the end.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UYxxgvA8rlM





Offline Highlander

What about the profile pics on her AW profile: https://www.adultwork.com/2280257 or https://www.adultwork.com/BustyBrooklyn%2Dx Are they accurate?

Just noticed your question. Depends what you mean by accurate really. I think it's her if that's what you mean but the first two where she looks stunning are taken from a flattering angle in which she is very photogenic...

Offline portable

The non-agency one, the second and third (double) phone photos.

She seems attractive, and while the exact dress size doesn't bother me (unless she was 14+) if she is healthy and fit, but her behaviour seems really odd, and very off-putting. That whole thing of not pulling back the foreskin is weird. What if she meets a circumcised guy? And if it was a health concern, surely she's not really seeing the main areas where some infections can lie? And checking the condom is on? All it takes is for it to be put on properly.

She sounds like she should re-think escorting to be honest, even though she seems professional enough, and astute posting here, because she offers a service that sounds like she's totally depressed or even stoned while doing it. Just shows confidence and enthusiasm go a long way.

Offline Highlander

The third one on AW is the truest representation.

Haha, yeah, the foreskin comment was weird. Especially as, at the risk of TMI, when I'm properly hard it goes back naturally. Not a hygiene issue either as I was literally out of the shower. I only live 5 mins down the road from the venue.

She got in touch via PM and apologised saying she had a bad client prior to seeing me but how many times have we heard that old chestnut. It seems to be the escorts 'go to' excuse for poor service. I've always thought it a poor excuse. If they are rattled and not able to give 100% to later clients I would prefer they cancel their booking with me.

Not sure about the weird condom anxiety thing. It was properly on. Maybe she was just super certain she didn't want any baby Highlanders. I don't think she was under the influence of anything.


You may recall my thread about giving up punting due to too high expectations, and always wanting to book a  stunner. I guess the addiction bit kicked in and I saw the photo of Brooklyn on Diamonds website, so I decided she would be the one to achieve my goal. Wrong!

Highlanders review is 100% spot on. The photo has been hugely photoshopped. She looks so different in the flesh (a size 10-12 maybe how I would describe her) and her tits are a let down. She claims she does porn also. She mentioned the site she is on, but I don't recall. I wish I knew that beforehand so I could have checked her out and saved myself £50.

Offline portable

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She got in touch via PM and apologised saying she had a bad client prior to seeing me but how many times have we heard that old chestnut. It seems to be the escorts 'go to' excuse for poor service. I've always thought it a poor excuse. If they are rattled and not able to give 100% to later clients I would prefer they cancel their booking with me.

Well that's something at least, although 'pearlnecklace' post below it does seem like an excuse. It seems odd that she posts here, and just seems to make excuses rather than think "what was I doing to warrant a negative review" and even more odd when a couple of guys chime in to say "that was exactly my experience too"  :unknown:

I can understand why some escorts get despondent and stop enjoying themselves, and feel tied to it because of the money, but if you're going to do this, at least know when to take a break if something odd does rattle you, and above all realise that enthusiasm and friendliness goes a long way. There are some girls I've seen who weren't all that attractive, but really fun to be with and good in the sack, and I remember them way more than someone who is hot but crap.


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Not sure about the weird condom anxiety thing. It was properly on.

I've just posted about this kind of thing in the thread about Leigh. Condoms come with instructions. If an escort can't put one on properly I fucking despair.





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