She'd been on my waiting list for months, but it was only after reading a recent review that I realised I'd seen her before, albeit when she had a different stage name, and was brunette. I remembered her being a beautiful girl, although the sex was a bit curate's egg, and I hadn't considered going back. But this was an Unexpected Punting Opportunity, on a Monday of all days, when touring girls tend to be travelling, and the AW and VS lists aren't up to date. So a parlour seemed the best bet, and I hadn't seen an English girl all year, and Jordan was available at just the right time, so we were all set.
External Link/Members OnlyShe's a bit meatier than those pictures suggest, which means she's on the voluptuous side of perfection, but only just. If you imagine Marilyn Monroe with her kit off - and I often do - you'll imagine a body just like hers; curvy, shapely, womanly, an hour and ten minutes squeezed into an hourglass figure, and right up my street. She has a nice, all-over golden tan, a bit of nice navel jewellery, and if there's any ink on her I can't remember where it is. She's very attractive facially, too, nice and tarty in an understated way, and she hasn't had her lips done, which is a plus. All in all, she's a very desirable girl.
Kissing was lips only with no tongues allowed, and so not worth its salt. She more than played her part in the warm-up, though, wriggling about on my lap as I took my time in exploring all her interesting bits, of which there are many. Then to the bed for RO, where she responded nicely to my oral skills. It was clearly fake - she's no great actress - which I didn't mind at all, because I always like a girl to put on a show.
When I asked her to turn over, she presented herself perfectly so I could get stuck in to the max, and was quite content for me to work my tongue into her arsehole, too, which is always a nice bonus. By the time I'd had my fill I'd decided I wanted her there and then, so we skipped the blowjob, she briskly rubbered me up and positioned herself where we'd just left off, and we started - and, as it happened, finished - the main event with a full throttle rattle doggy-style, made even better with the views in the mirrors. She gave it plenty of hearty grunting and groaning in response to my efforts, which I always like to hear, fake or not.
It was only when we switched to mish that I was convinced she was the girl I'd seen before, because she flatly refused to let me pin her legs back to anything remotely 'heels-to-heaven', and bog-standard missionary position is as dull as sex can get. I might have been struggling anyway, because my erection was starting to flag, and I couldn't blame her for that; I'd had a cracking punt the day before, and I daresay my cock-pill was losing a bit of oomph, and twice in two days is a bit much for me nowadays.
So no H2H is a big disappointment to me, but I've rated the punt a positive because she redeemed herself in fine style, when we found ourselves in a position completely new to me. This was only on Monday, but I still can't quite work out how it worked. It was a sort of reverse, back-to-front 69, if that makes any sense. My head was in the same position as it was for RO from the rear, except we were now horizontal, rather than vertical, and she was sort of corkscrewed round, so I was working my tongue into her fanny and arsehole as she was tossing me off at the other end. When I came up for air from time to time I could see us in the mirrored ceiling, and quite a spectacle it was, too, with arms and legs all over the place, like an octopus falling out of a tree. Marvellous, really. She kept at her work commendably, and finally got me over the line. I was otherwise engaged at the time and so didn't see it, but she said I'd cum over her tits, and God knows how she managed that, if I did. Great stuff!
So there we are. For half an hours gfe here it's £95, including the £15 door fee. Given I'd chosen to dispense with the blowjob, I daresay I could have paid a bit less. What's included in the gfe will vary from girl to girl. I can't tell you about any other services, because I didn't ask.
